For all your Laguna Beach Needs



Can’t get enough Laguna? You’re in luck because this blog is nosy enough to keep tabs on the Laguna gang during their college years. See what you’ve been missing. Also be sure to forward it to their fathers…they should be so proud to know their money is being spent wisely.[Laguna Beach Hook Up]

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Hilary Duff snuffs Britney and Jessica



[Hilary Duff] thinks already-married young stars like Britney and Jessica Simpson are crazy for tying the knot. She said: "Marriage? No! No way, I’m far too young.
There’s this trend in Hollywood for people to get married so young. It’s something sacred and private. It’s just awful when people make a big thing of it and get lots of press and do it all in public. It’s awful – Joel [Madden] feels the same way, too.  Joel is here in the UK with me and we bought video cameras so we were joking around, acting like we were on Newlyweds. I can’t say I don’t like shows like that because I find them so entertaining. I like them, they are so stupid they are funny. I don’t see Jessica as a role model, I don’t look up to her…I don’t want to be like her. I try to be normal and private – I don’t want to make a spectacle of my life. But they make me seem crazy for not wanting the press stuff – like Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, they want freedom but the press make them seem crazy. [And] I’m not too
skinny. If you look at pictures of me you can see I’m healthy and I do eat! It’s just because there are a bunch of other people out there who are way too skinny and they want to tag me with that same thing.

Pfft. Yeah…don’t pretend like your not interested. Just Jared has the scoop and more pictures for your viewing pleasure.[Just Jared Dufftastical Post]

Tuesday Morning Quick Hits



Omar Sharif adds Mexicans to his growing list of enemies.  American cowboys and their half-breed horses are next on the list.

Kate Moss
tells Pete Doherty to give up drugs. Doherty expected to reply "you first".

Mel Gibson
looks like he is set to produce, direct and star in a biopic of Sadam Hussein. Contemplates blaming the Jews (again).

Anna Nicole Smith’
s dogs boycott Iams dog food.  Apparantly have no problem with liposuction and opiate addicts.

Cheryl Tiegs is legally prohibited from talking about her twins in public.  Her twin sons, not her boobies.

Six Feet Under creator Allen Ball to produce new vampire series on HBO…and there was much rejoicing!

Martha Stewart: "I have learned that I really cannot be destroyed."  World: "We haven’t tried the volcano yet."

With The Stars
will return to ABC in January. Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse do a little shuffle-step over to their steeds.

Margaret Cho Comments on the Harajuku Girls



"Now she has 4 things all together, the Harajuku Girls. I want to like
them, and I want to think they are great, but I am not sure if I can. I
mean, racial stereotypes are really cute sometimes, and I don’t want to
bum everyone out by pointing out the minstrel show. I think it is
totally acceptable to enjoy the Harajuku girls, because there are not
that many other Asian people out there in the media really, so we have
to take whatever we can get. Amos ‘n Andy had lots of fans, didn’t
they? At least it is a measure of visibility, which is much better than
invisibility. I am so sick of not existing, that I would settle for
following any white person around with an umbrella just so I could say
I was there."

Someone should inform Ms. Cho that things like rules don’t apply to rockstars and famous socialites. They are above the law and all rules of common morality. This s**t is  b-a-n-a-n-a-s! [Margaret Cho’s blog entry]

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Paris Hilton gets in the slutty Halloween spirit!



There we go. I made the image safe for work… well sort of. At least my eyes don’t burn with hatred anymore. For the real deal,  I guess you’ll have to head over to the JJB for those "naughty" images that don’t endorse the kind of family fun mine does![JJB pics]

Rate celebrity plastic surgery



With any kind of surgery there is always a chance for error. Some errors are more fun to make fun of than others. So, from the comfort of your chair, enjoy mocking celebrity plastic surgery mishaps. Ahh… God bless the internet for making it so easy to laugh at people’s misfortunes without having to actually face them in person.[Rate ‘em]

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The Monster Mash



Media Data Corp (MDC) thought it might be timely to take a look at the frequency of certain acts of violence – 13, to be exact – in 100 horror films released since 1975.

So what are the "certain acts of violence" they were looking for? Here we go: bite injury, charred skin, decapitation, decomposition, disfigurement, electrocution, entrails, impalement, protruding object, severed limb, skeletal remains, transmogrification, twisting body part.

Not bad. The study concluded that 1) Impalement is the number one pain inducer, 2) Freddy vs. Jason is the most grusome movie ever (and not just because of the script), and 3) Doing a "study" on horror movies is a great excuse to sit down and watch all the Halloweens, Childs Plays, Jaws‘, and Nightmare on Elm Streets back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Happy Halloween indeed.

Check out the full list HERE to help you figure out what to rent tonight.

Tyra channels Paris



Tisk tisk Tyra. You are forgetting to supply your audience with nightvision googles. See this Socialite’s Life’s post for pictures of the real Paris and her slightly less skanky sister Nicky’s costume this year. It’s not exactly what I’d call skank-a-licious.[socialite life post