the superbowl is gay


Everybody loves Andy Milonakis, right? How could you not? He’s like the little brother you never had… that’s somehow older than you. Tough to explain.


Download the second episode of The Andy Milonakis show here. And laugh. A lot.

Friday Morning Quick Hits: Stripping ain’t easy and the Whorehouse days are officially over.



Britney Spears pregnant with twins AND she’s denies any involvement in a (very toxic) naked Vanity Fair cover? The whole world’s gone to hell But how are you? (picture thanks to the Gallery of the Absurd)

Natalie Portman’s new (bald) look leads to police suspicion. The last Portman role that resulted in this much police activity was when she played Marty in "Beautiful Girls," but that was for a TOTALLY different reason.

The Williams sisters are battling each other again, only this time it’s not over some squishy balls. Oh no, this time they are fighting for the same role in the upcoming X-men 3 movie. The role you ask? A bi-sexual hooker. It’s a proud moment at the Williams house today…

A birthday party, a stripper, parenting classes, and 2 years probation.  What did you do for juniors sweet 16?

Pauly Shore will send you $1 if you don’t laugh at his new TV show on TBS. And I’ll send you $5 if you do. Hmm, I wonder who’s going to end up losing more money…

Whorehouse Days festival cancelled. Some city councils have no sense of adventure…

Paradise In His Arms


When I came across these pictures of Mary Kate Olsen and her new boyfriend on a trampoline, I found it IMPOSSIBLE to not think of Harlequin Romance novels. Not that I’ve ever peeked at any of those ‘novels’ before or anything. But after about 20 minutes of searching through Fabio cover art in search for the perfect picture, I am having mixed emotions. I’m laughing hysterically but at the same time feel the overwhelming urge to take a shower. I feel dirty all over.

I feel so very naughty.

Mk_masquerade Hearts_masquerade

Backstreet boys revisted



I’d like to sign a petition to have these two gentlemen handle all of the Backstreet Boys videos from now on. One has to love how the guy in the back doesn’t even flinch. [watch now]

Live 8 Video Downloads



Of course, before you download any of these, I’d ask that you go to and sign the list (The Live 8 site will open in a new window). The reason these shows happened was to show support and put pressure on the G8.  Do that now.. the list will be here when you get back.

Get all your Live 8 downloadable goodies here.[link]

Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Madonna avoids Mariah Carey at Live 8, depriving the world of a much wanted catfight.

If you order from
, your delivery person just might be Harrison Ford. Still waiting to find out if Chewie will be joining his side, this one last time…

Jenny McCarthy constantly erases tapes of herself having sex.


Only a handful of viewers are taking advantage
of the Cinderella Man refund.  Crowe resists the urge to throw phones at said viewers.

Dennis reaches hurricane strength; editors resist urge to include ‘menace’ in headline.

Bono calls Canadian Prime Minister "infuriating" for not making empty promises. PM tells Bono that Zooropa sucked ass.