Word up to the Dark side

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Star Wars Gangsta Rap Special Edition.

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intergalactic gangsta rap now has a whole new flava in this Star Wars
Gangsta Rap Special Edition. This remake features all-new and improved
animation that would blow away any Death Star. Check it today.

iPod shuffle

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This guy is clearly fed up with iPod commercials, and proves it by dancing in an all black outfit at a local Apple store. [watch video here]

Notice how he’s completely ignored. I guess this kind of thing happens in Apple stores all the time… or at least that’s what I’d like to believe. 

Paris Hilton Carl Jr Doll That’s Hot Sexy Barbie

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This one of a kind recreation features Paris Hilton
from her sexy Carl’s Jr Commercial.  Check it online and compare
(there’s also a photo below–not included).  Paris comes complete with
her slinky shiny black bikini–including studded buckles and high
heels.  She’s wearing all the jewelry–necklaces, rings and bracelets.
Also included is a white fur and Chrysler 300C, which she seductively
poses over while sliding the Spicy BBQ Burger
down her throat

I think to say that if you’re a grown man and still playing with barbies that it’s definitely NOT hot. [ebay auction here ]

Monday Quick Hits – Destiny Fulfilled, Bale bullied

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Destiny’s Child announced that they will be parting ways at the conclusion of their tour. VH1 is already working on a "Where Are They Now?" show for Kelly and Michelle.

Scarlett Johansson fantasizes about having sex in the backseat of a car. Scarlett, I just wanted to let you know that my parents have a teal 1994 Chevy Cavalier which they let me drive sometimes.  I’m just saying.

Christian Bale admitted that he was picked on by bullies when he was younger.   Little did they know that Bale would grow up to slay dragons, kill hookers, and follow in the footsteps of Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer. They probably could have made fun of him for the Keaton/Kilmer thing.

Meanwhile, Katie Holmes gushes about Tom Cruise. The world wonders when this will stop being news.


Finally, The Bonnaroo Festival drew 80,000 fans over the weekend.  The state of Tennessee expects to finally lose that "funky post- Bonnaroo" smell by mid October.

Mr. & Mrs. Jolie

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Angelina Jolie’s stormy love life is to be turned into a film by her former assistant. Patricia Ebert has written a screenplay based on the Hollywood beauty’s tempestuous marriage, and subsequent split, from director and actor Billy Bob Thornton. [continue reading]

All I want for Christmas is for this movie to be rated NC-17. Is that too much to ask?

Breaking News : The beer’d up edition

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New  developments in the Lohan’s Mystery friends case….

Thanks to a livejournal best week ever reader, I present to you, this picture:

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A friend? A fan? I’m too lazy to read her myspace journal to really find out. I’ll leave that to someone who cares. In other news, Lindsay’s hot.

Since you’re probably a little curious. It’s from this my-spacer. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s time to get the hell away from this computer. peace out hommies… and hommlettes?

 

Lindsay’s Mystery Friend Revealed!

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Perez Hilton on Mystery friend:

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted all over Los Angeles
recently with a moppy-haired gayish looking boy. We don’t even know
him, but we don’t like him. If she’s going to hang out with a fag, it
should be Perez!

Well, one of our sources does know who the hairy beast is. It turns out that Hohan’s little ho-friend is none other than Michael Levine, brother to Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine. And, to add insult to injury, the Levine brothers are stinkypoo rich! Their father, Fred Levine is the owner of the M. Fredric boutiques.[from Perez]

But new anonymous sources suggest it’s
Patrick Aufdenkamp
and lookie who has a ‘my space’ page
and most importantly a picture section.

If you don’t have a myspace account (first of all, good for you) here are the ones worth looking at.

Isn’t that Ms. Lohan?

Or is he just  too cool for school.

Pics thanks to:
JJB

The Evolution of a Cute Kid

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The human head weighs 8 points… Lipnicki’s is already up to about 11 1/2.

For more photographed documentation of Jonathan Lipnicki’s fall from cuteness, check out his official site. Don’t worry kid, you only have to deal with the awkwardness for a few more years. Hold your massive head up high and you’ll persevere. Trust me.