The 25 People We Envy Most



"Sure they’re richer than you. And smarter. And they have more friends,
faster cars, bigger houses, and hotter dates than you ever will. And
they (mostly) have full heads of lustrous hair.* But that’s no reason
to hate them… right? For this year’s Power Issue, we eschewed the
idea of ranking dealmakers and corporate chieftains in terms of raw
corporate power and instead chose a slightly different metric: envy."

Well it looks like we found another list here for you people to groan about. Fortune Magazine has posted their ‘Envy’ list and while I envy the google dudes, I’ll take a pass on Pastor Rick Warren.[Direct Link and Gawker Post]

I hope we feel like this forever Forever, forever, ever, forever



"Mission Impossible III: You Don’t Know the History of Electric Bugaloo. I Do"

The pot calls the kettle black as Jude Law dumps Sienna Miller for cheating. Fortunately Jude Law’s pity party will be a lonely one.

Sharon Osbourne blurs the fine line between Reality and Fiction.  Ozzy still slurs speech.

Finally, all those nights spent in your mother’s basement pretending to be in space might actually get you out of there, via  Spaceship.

Dumb: Stealing a laptop.  Dumber: Stealing a broken laptop.  Dumbest: Calling tech support for help on a broken stolen laptop.

Britney Spears cancels auction of bra on eBay because – like her singing ability – she felt it was falsely hyped.

Girl-on-girl violence on the rise on Boston’s subways.
In other news, Boston’s subway system experiences a dramatic increase
in male riders.

Blender’s top 500 songs since 1980


001. "Billie Jean" – Michael Jackson
002. "B.O.B." – Outkast
003. "Sweet Child O’ Mine" – Guns N’ Roses
004. "One" – U2
005. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" – Nirvana
006. "Like a Prayer" – Madonna
007. "Love Will Tear Us Apart" – Joy Division
008. "Sucker MCs" – Run-D.M.C.
009. ". . .Baby One More Time" – Britney Spears
010. "In Da Club" – 50 Cent
011. "My Name Is" – Eminem
012. "The Message" – Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
013. "Fight for Your Right" – Beastie Boys
014. "You Shook Me All Night Long" – AC/DC
015. "Hey Ya" – Outkast
016. "I Want It That Way" – Backstreet Boys
017. "Super Freak" – Rick James
018. "I’m Coming Out" – Diana Ross
019. "Just Like Heaven" – The Cure
020. "The Show" – Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew

Okay my head has officially exploded…50 cent and the Backstreet boys made the top 20?  Yeah if those two made the list, I want to know why Eddie Murphy’s "Party all the time" isn’t listed here. [ONTD posts the full list]

Michael Jackson Falling Down



"Michael Jackson fell to the ground as he tried to make his way through a throng of hundreds of fans outside the Victoria Palace theater, where he watched the stage version of the movie "Billy Elliot." Security staff forced a path for Jackson, 47, through the admirers and photographers standing outside the theater so he could reach the front door. But the singer fell in the commotion."

He couldn’t quite moonwalk his way out of this one.[just jared scoop]

Monday Morning Quick Hits



It looks like Madonna has pissed off religious folks again. In some what related news, Marty McFly finds 2005 not so different than 1985 after all.

Doctors complain that Hollywood sex scenes omit condoms. Sony announces next Bond movie will involve 007 finding cure for AIDS.

Harry Potter becomes subject matter for college professors, with panel discussions like "Bucolic Bullionism: Economics in the Wizarding World".   

Bobby DeNiro’s maid, previously pinched for pilfering people’s prized possessions, presently penned for poaching person’s papers. Pfff

Jackson falls on face trying to avoid fans, face miraculously does not break.

British singer Robbie Williams embraces black magic. Has yet to learn the spell that makes people magically appear at his concerts.

Is your girlfriend sick of your Old Spice? Try some CB I Hate Perfume in varieties like Snow, Rubber Cement, Skunk, or Roast Beef. Coming soon: Gasoline.