LPGA Portraits breaking the stereotypes



I think this may be the worst photo-shoot for a women’s professional sports league ever and yes I remember the Playboy Brazilian soccer team shoot. I thought that was great. This however, is not Playboy. What is their point here? That golf is uber girlie? Oi…cause you know in case you forgot, PINK means GIRLS! [link]

Thursday Afternoon Quick Hits



Tijuana to clean up its brothels with "clean health" electronic cards
for prostitutes. "Swiping the card in the reader" is now code for
something else.

Ever wonder what happened to Hootie and the Blowfish? Yeah, me neither
but if anyone does care they’re playing a gig at the Jacksonville

"World of Warcraft" game: $49.99. Monthly subscription: $14.99. Getting
pwned by your mom
in the forums for breaking your curfew: Priceless.

Soap operas are dying. Stefano expected to resurrect them in a Friday cliffhanger.

Angelina loves Brad



Angelina Jolie misses her Brad and may want to have his babies and really, lets be honest, who wouldn’t want to reproduce with that man? Is she to be married again? Does she really want more kids? Brendon has the scoop.[link]

Thursday Morning Quick Hits




Diva Steven Cojocaru needs another kidney after it was discovered the
first transplanted one didn’t match his Fendi man-purse.

Cameron Diaz Likes Sex With Her Clothes On. Men everywhere respond with "Whatever you say Cameron Diaz, we are men. Our Imagination will do us just fine". Thanks for coming out Diaz, these silly men aren’t going to let you off the hook that easily.

Adam Guettel and screenwriter William Goldman will collaborate on a
musical version
or the hit fairy tale film "The Princess Bride"? INCONCEIVABLE!

Fake lesbians TATU to release new record. Fans who pretended to like their music suddenly not interested.

British model Kelly Brook tells us how she stays in shape with sex and ‘No’ you can not work out with her. 

Eva Longoria hit by a pole. Sometimes these headlines just write themselves.

Wanted women to date guys in isolated British moor town. Must like
farming, hills and men with a suspicious affection for sheep.

An Open Letter to the Next Stranger Who Sees Me Reading Harry Potter



I am reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I’m a fan. I’ve read the whole series  and seen each of the movies and I’ve enjoyed the whole thing. That being said, I’d like to ask you to go back to whatever you were doing the moment before you saw me reading the book and decided it might be fun to strike up a conversation.

it’s any comfort, I think I can safely assure you such a conversation would not have been fun at all, not for either of us, though you’d have gotten the shorter end of the stick. I’d have made damn sure of that.[Continue reading…]

Max Burbank is not your special Harry Potter friend.

National Lampoon

Street of Pain



Steve Carell (Anchorman, "The Daily Show")
stars in this action-packed short that answers the question: What would
a John Woo-directed dodgeball movie look like? Our fedora-sporting hero
lets loose the bouncy rubber balls against the villainous street

Don’t forget to see Steve Carell’s new movie "40 Year Old Virgin" that opens in theaters everywhere this Friday. If you haven’t seen the trailer for this film, I suggest you do so immediately and high tail it to a theater this weekend.