Ebay Insanity Continues: Angelina Jolie and her son’s half eaten jar of Jif



A friend of mine  works at the Palm Springs Resort Hotel (that shall remain nameless) that Angelina, her son, and Brad were staying a few months ago.  Although Brad had separate quarters, he may have also had himself a PBJ with little Maddox and Angelina .   The employee got this jar of half eaten Creamy Jif Peanut Butter from Angelina’s room.  She asked me to sell  it for her because she cannot be linked to the item or she will be fired.  Sorry, I have no "certificate of authenticity" because it was pilfered. Please don’t email me with smart a$$ comments. People buy fat, ghosts, grilled cheese sandwiches, air, toast with the Virgin Mary’s image, etc…This is no different , really.

US $1,500.00 ? Please…please email her with "smart a$$" comments. Please.[link]

TomKat Ebay Moment Of The Day: Make it stop. Please.



“You are bidding for Tom Cruise’s Blue towel that he used after he was squirted with water by a journalist.”

I wish I could say this was the only thing I found today on Ebay that made me want move to Mars…or Xenuland…or wherever that isn’t here…but it isn’t…I have more coming up shortly…[link]

and I’m sorry for that.

Jerry Seinfeld in Oz



On May 14th 1998, Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer were sentenced to one year in prison for violating the Massachusetts Good Samaritan Law. Then, due to a series of sarcastic quips Jerry made to prison guards, and a series finale regarded by most TV critics as "Satisfactory At Best", Jerry Seinfeld was transferred to a maximum security prison.

That facility is known as… OZ.

We decided to post this old SNL clip because it’s Monday and you probably need a laugh. And because you probably miss Seinfeld a little bit. And because It just never gets old. Enjoy. [Link]

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Milk and Cookies

Bono’s Third World Products, Inc.



Third World Products, Inc. was started
in early 2005, after Bono had visited struggling Third  World nations. The poverty, famine and disease Bono saw made Bono weep. Bono vowed to be better
than the UN — to offer affordable solutions to the impoverished with competitive shipping and handling fees.

National Lampoon’s latest on Bono.[link]

Super Cop



If I would have seen this video in elementary school I would have made it my life long goal to become a police officer. Honestly, this video would have been enough to push me in that direction. Check it out, if you dare. [link]

Morning Quick Hits: Ta Ta Tigger



Disneyland gets blessing of Feng Shui. Uh…I wasn’t aware that was a big deal for corporate amusement parks the size of small African countries. Good to know, I guess. Let’s just hope Goofy doesn’t go and F it all up.

Cable channel for gays and lesbians to debut Thursday.  Big shocker: SpongeBob and Teletubbies not in lineup… yet.

Motley Crue to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. There’s no word as to if it’s near the Wild Side or closer to Home Sweet Home.

CNN suggests that "Internet Transforms Modern Life". In other news, beer is good, car accidents are bad.

Years after both are too dead to deny it, author claims that JFK Jr. and Princess Diana had an affair.

Voice of Piglet dies a few days after voice of Tigger dies. Paranoia rises in remaining Pooh friends as death looks to complete trifecta.

Rosie Poetry Time: oprah hermes



oprah was turned away
at hermes in paris

gayle said it was really really bad
she used really twice
she saw it – she was there

“Oprah describes it as
one of the most humiliating moments of
her life.”
her being oprah -
and who would know better than gayle
i cannot wait to hear
all the details -
one of the most humiliating moments of her life…
a poor overweight
sexually abused troubled
black child
from a broken home
that oprah
sufferred ONE of the most HUMILIATING momemts of HER life
at hermes in paris


after watching tom on o
and then everywhere else
in the free world
i think i may need to up my meds

shout out to brooke
stand tall girl
u saved a lot of women
by telling ur truth

my tommy needs to breathe
“heart humor and humility
will lighten up your heavy load”
said joni mitchell

I don’t know what’s more amusing, Rosie’s latest poem about Oprah and her "Tommy" or that Rosie still has gushing fans who post on her blog two seconds after she publishes her posts.[link]

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