Ninja-Turtles face deportation. Howard The Duck unavailable for comment, may be next.
Jackass star Johnny Knoxville likes show tunes…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The FCC set to launch federal investigation into Sonys "Pay to play"
scheme that subjected millions of Americans to the cruel and unusual
punishment of hearing Avril Lavigne and Jessica Simpson.
$65 million stolen from Brazilian bank over weekend. Danny Ocean wanted for questioning.
JLo blames strong family upbringing for her failed marriages, anything to help us take attention off her bum.
Airline passenger confesses to writing bomb threat on a gum wrapper. Will now get a chance to blow Bubbles in the big house. Authorities said it was still funnier than anything Bazooka Joe ever said.
"Cute ad campaign for HBOâ€™s Entourage, in which less than A List celebs
appear in â€œscreen testsâ€ of scenes from the show. Hear unlikely people
like Pat Morita say unlikely things like â€œshitâ€ and â€œfuckâ€ and
â€œresidual check.â€ If the real show actually used Pat Morita and Gary
Coleman like this, weâ€™d actually watch the show."
Let Screenhead hook you up with Entourage screen tests today…[Link]
Below is a summary of matches for breakdancing in this show.
Yeah I know what you were thinking. Mister Rogers wasn’t hip. Oh you were so wrong. Dead wrong.[LINK]
Cliffs Notes: R. Kelly’s "Trapped In The Closet" - A somethingawful piece…
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Young Buck and Lloyd Banks arrested for weapons possession, the Anger Management tour just got angrier and they are packin’.
Pop band storms out of debut performance on BBC because presenter
called them "fat". Good thing he didn’t call them "talentless,
Darwin now going after gamers. Gamer geeks everywhere hide in the dark of their basements. Can’t Darwin just understand he had to get the POWER UP and WIN THE GAME?
Drug addict sues doctor for prescribing OxyContin and pharmacy for
filling prescription. In his defense, prescribing 420 pills per week
does sound rather excessive and quite frankly I think I would blame the Doc’ too.
Rachel Hunter likes it hot and decides to chow down on the Yin Yang Twins‘ chicken wings. Hilarity fails to ensue.
Reese Witherspoon loves to read interweb gossip. So everybody say hello give her some good ol’ Snaps!
Better to look good than to uh…read good?: School board votes to take away
$1.2 million already spent on textbooks, votes to award $1 million for
architect fees for new High school.
Workaholic? - This guy sure as hell is.
Greg the Bunny does Las Vegas – thank you baby! *hysterical*
Dude, you’re a dad – Has Spike TV crossed the line?
Movie Mistakes in 2005. – You want to know what was wrong with Constantine people? I’ll give you a hint. It starts with ‘K’ and ends in ‘eanu’.
Unglued – Why? Because we need more stick figure violence in the world.
That’s not PEPSI! Find more pictures at The Socialite. Anyone know who that man is beside her? Is that Kevin Bacon? Tell me it’s Kevin Bacon? Please. Oh god, let it be Kevin Bacon.[link]
Doesn’t he have an assistant or fangirl who can do that for him?
Just Jared takes a look at the Osbourne makeover. He’s looking good. I mean, I’d hit it. [link]