Afternoon Quick Hits: Turtle Power



Ninja-Turtles face deportation. Howard The Duck unavailable for comment, may be next.

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville likes show tunes…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

set to launch federal investigation into Sonys "Pay to play"
scheme that subjected millions of Americans to the cruel and unusual
punishment of hearing Avril Lavigne and Jessica Simpson.

$65 million stolen from Brazilian bank over weekend. Danny Ocean wanted for questioning.

JLo blames strong family upbringing for her failed marriages, anything to help us take attention off her bum.

Airline passenger confesses to writing bomb threat on a gum wrapper.  Will now get a chance to blow Bubbles in the big house. Authorities said it was still funnier than anything Bazooka Joe ever said.

Entourage screen tests



"Cute ad campaign for HBO’s Entourage, in which less than A List celebs
appear in “screen tests” of scenes from the show. Hear unlikely people
like Pat Morita say unlikely things like “shit” and “fuck” and
“residual check.” If the real show actually used Pat Morita and Gary
Coleman like this, we’d actually watch the show."

Let Screenhead hook you up with Entourage screen tests today…[Link]

Wednesday Morning Quick Hits



Young Buck and Lloyd Banks arrested for weapons possession, the Anger Management tour just got angrier and they are packin’.

Pop band storms out of debut performance on BBC because presenter
called them "fat". Good thing he didn’t call them "talentless,
first-class whiners".

Darwin now going after gamers. Gamer geeks everywhere hide in the dark of their basements. Can’t Darwin just understand he had to get the POWER UP and WIN THE GAME?

Drug addict sues doctor for prescribing OxyContin and pharmacy for
filling prescription. In his defense, prescribing 420 pills per week
does sound rather excessive and quite frankly I think I would blame the Doc’ too.

Rachel Hunter likes it hot and decides to chow down on the Yin Yang Twins‘ chicken wings. Hilarity fails to ensue.

Reese Witherspoon loves to read interweb gossip. So everybody say hello give her some good ol’ Snaps!

Better to look good than to uh…read good?: School board votes to take away
$1.2 million
already spent on textbooks, votes to award $1 million for
architect fees for new High school.

Afternoon Quick Hits




on Britney Spears: "She’s let herself go. I can’t see a
comeback on the cards." In other news, the kettle has ended its
cease-fire with the pot.

Sinead O’Connor: "I am one of those human beings who would not be alive
today if it was not for the teachings of Rastafari.
" So she’s high?
That would explain everything.

Tommy Lee says he got some sweet college lovin’ at the U of Nebraska.

Ricky Williams tells Miami Dolphins fans, "I never really was away." Fans immediately ask for another drug test.

Reporter finds runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks on grass.