Afternoon Linkage: Sometimes You Gotta Make Something Out Of Nothing



Lindsay Lohan throws a temper tantrum at her Herbie premiere over her latest song not getting proper screen time. Meanwhile her uncle has been arrested for $646,900 fraud charges. Celebrity meltdown in…5…4…3…2

George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon have split up. Listen here America, you DO care that they split up. This is HUGE. It’s like the biggest story of the summer. They’re celebrities and HOT and….[fill in the blank] and…and….uh…you just care, OKAY! Stop asking questions and just accept it.

Some prostitute failed to realize that her newest "client" was wearing a police department polo shirt, had a police radio in his car, kept a spare undercover light on the visor and is currently on the Krispy Kreme diet.

Oh wow…That was a hard links post. I had nothing. NOTHING.

Morning Quick Hits: From Pumpkins to Postage



The American Film Institute‘s list of top 100 quotes is up, and I refuse to believe that William Shatner‘s "KHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN" is not on it. It’s blasphemy and I wont stand for it.

Billy Corgan: "I want my band back, and my songs, and my dreams". Oh yeah Billy well I wanted a pony, a pool and a power wheels and I got jack shit. Boo-frikkin’-hoo.

Michael Jackson is now being sued by a woman who claims his dog bit her. Michael said this lawsuit is the worst thing to ever happen to him and he hopes it doesn’t tarnish his image.

Elvis Costello cancels Paris concert for "health reasons." He’s suffering from a mild case of "hasn’t-released-a-really-great-album-in-almost-20-years."

Okay, this next link is so good it requires two separate jokes. Here they are:

Oprah was reportedly denied entry into Hermes boutique in Paris. In related news, France is *so* totally kicked out of her book club.


Oprah was reportedly denied entry into Hermes boutique in Paris. Once Oprah comes into some money and stops dressing like a dirty street whore she should TOTALLY go back there and show those snooty women up.

And finally, Japan is producing a Maria Sharapova postage stamp. Millions of Japanese business men have already proclaimed, "Yeah, I’d lick that."

The VooDoo That You Do



Granted, this picture was taken before the whole TomKat debacle, but it still must be weird for Tommy boy to see a picture of Katie Holmes and Penelope Cruz hanging out together.

[photos here]

Don’t Wake The Beast…


and don’t piss it off either.
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Why in all that is sacred would you want to take pictures of it anyway? (Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’m not hurting Kirstie Alley’s feelings. When you name your show ‘Fat Actress’ you know what’s coming.)

Anyway, I don’t think that’s her– that’s the thing that ate her on that "very special episode" of Star Trek. This is how I will always remember my Vulcan Lt. Saavik:


But then again, if you want more of the beast then go here.

Oh and speaking of beasts, Brandon over at The Superificial dug up an old Titantic size photo ( which is totally not safe for work) this afternoon.

Hose happy pictures thanks to: