06-11-05 Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Wild-child actress Lindsay Lohan jets off to Mexico with ‘Girls Gone Wild’ creator Joe Francis and his posse. The group traveled in Joe’s private jet and spent the weekend at his private beach house in secluded Punta Mita. The group were treated to poolside massages and pedi/manicures, a speedboat and jet skis were at their disposal and food and drinks.
Oh no’s! First she was hanging out with Tara Reid, then Nicole Richie, and now it’s the creator of ‘Girls Gone Wild!?!?!’ Pretty soon Lindsay will be on vacation in Aruba with Rick Solomon, I can guarantee it.
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Yee-hee! Jacko’s in court and swears "He never copped a feel, it doesn’t turn him on." Crack open a Jesus Juice and enjoy this musical spoof.
I think we have another few weeks left of poking fun at Michael Jackson. You know, until he does something to top this…[watch now]
Pope Benedict Arnold to give up papacy to become a fireman. In a bizarre twist, firemen everywhere are forced to wear that ridiculous Pope hat.
The new Coldplay album debuts at number one this week but don’t expect the title to last, as an album of Super Annoying Ringtones Volume 1 is set to drop next week.
Big Bird and LeVar Burton will be looking for new jobs if all Federal funding for Public Broadcasting is cut. Bob Ross would roll over in his grave if only his tremendous afro didn’t get in the way. (and yes, that’s the second Bob Ross reference in as many weeks. I’m just gonna come out and say it: Bob Ross is is the new pink.)
Bob Geldof directs hackers to attack Ebay after Live 8 tickets went up for sale. Soon after hackers google "Bob Geldof", they simply shrugged it off and resumed downloading porn.
Kid Rock is being sued by a Dj. Both men seem to be totally okay with telling the press that they got into a fight at a strip club on a Friday night. I…I didn’t know strip clubs were a good place to admit to being at on a Friday night. Oh wait… It was a Monday night! Carry on. My bad.
Jermaine Jackson: "My brother is at peace, stop picking on him…Tito…yo…get me a tissue! TITO!"
Kirstin Dunst is dating again (and no it’s not Jake Gyllenhaal or as I used to know him until the BWE blog "that dude from Donnie Darko"). She warned potential suitors that her friendship with Jake is forever and ever, kind of like herpes, but much, much moodier.
Britney Spears is engaged again. Hmm. Maybe J-Lo isn’t the celebrity you should be following in the footsteps of sweetie-bear.
Michael Caine wants a bigger "bat role". Hey Mike, don’t you know it’s not the size of your bat role but how you use it that matters.
Lindsay, just leave it there. Seriously. Please? I know, I know, 5-second rule, but still… that’s just gross.
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Kim Cattrall is still upset about Sex and the City. So long as she knows that no one would have remembered her name had it not been for that show, save a handful of trekkies who remember her role as a frigid Vulcan in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.
Schwarzenegger was jeered at a Graduation Speech. As a response, he grabbed a protester and shouted, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
and now for the question we have been asking since the dawn of time: Is Mike D. of the Beastie Boys really related to Dustin Diamond from "Saved by the Bell"?
â€œDo you have the killer instinct that made the Daily Show
correspondents what they are today? Then itâ€™s time to get out of your
dreams and into our news van! Your mission is to do whatever it takes
to get the story first. And be smug about it.â€
Now it’s your turn to be a big time news correspondent in this fun little flash game brought to you by the folks at comedy central.[play now]
A dark fantasy about the two "Brothers Grimm"
(Ledger and Damon) who travel around the Napoleonic countryside
vanquishing fake monsters and demons in exchange for cash. When the
French government figures out what they’re up to, they force the
brothers to deal with the real thing — a number of murders being
committed under mysterious circumstances in the northern woods between
Germany and France. It is there that they have to try and discover
what’s really happening and deal with it before more people are killed
or their lack of success leads to the guillotine.
See class, that’s how you do it. First, you ask a question. Then you argue your point by presenting the evidence.
And try not to giggle every time you write 69… that’s just immature.