Monday Afternoon Quick Hits



Ted Koppel to be replaced by a 3 anchor team on "Nightline". No word on which one will take over his hair.

Pete Doherty
to visit Kate Moss in rehab. What could possibly go wrong?

Vikings hire FBI agent to keep their barbaric behavior to a minimum. In a related story, FOX planning new show: "The V-Files".

Deep fried strawberries are probably not what the doctor had in mind when he recommended you eat more fruits and veggies.

No Icecream, No TV, No Fun: Why Madonna Sucks, Chapter 10.



Remember that mom (perhaps it’s even your mom) that totally sucked and wouldn’t let her kids have sugar, watch movies without a G rating and imposed silly curfews like "when the street lights go on, I want you home immediately!"? Well, it looks like America has ourselves another ultra-conservative mommy machine. Only this time, her children will be able to call her a hypocrite as soon as they decide to look up what Mommy’s past was like in their local Barnes and Nobels. Good luck hiding that sex book of yours Madonna. If I went to school with your children, I would pack that sex book along side my lunch box to taunt your kids. I’d also tell them that the Kabbalah man doesn’t exist too. [Madonna is a mean mommy article]

The Master, the movie.



"Originally planned as a full-length film, The Master was intended to give gamers the movie they deserved.  It was inspired in part as a parody of Nintendo’s 1989 movie, The Wizard.  Nintendo’s movie was regarded by some as "family fun" and a cheap marketing gimmick by others.  In the summer of 2002, production of The Master began."

 This one is for the leetest geeks ever. Lame? naturally. Hilarious? Absolutely.[Watch Now]

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Newsbabe BUSTED



"In a deliciously ironic twist of fate, shortly before airing a segment
aimed at embarrassing the Bush administration by suggesting that it had
staged a video conversation between the president and soldiers in Iraq,
the Today show was caught staging . . . a video stunt.

Just as the segment came on the
air, two men waded in front of Kosinki . . . and the water barely
covered their shoe tops! That’s right, Kosinski’s canoe was in no more
than four to six inches of water!"

I saw this when it originally aired and
just had to find it online and post it. I love it when the media gets
busted playing the game it spends so much time criticizing.[News Busters Link]

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Monday Morning Quick Hits



Microsoft hopes to win women over with new Xbox, may focus on winning men over next time.

Aaron Sorkin to helm a fictional TV show about what goes on backstage
at a fictional SNL-like variety show. No word yet whether the suckage
will be real or fictional.

Kermit the Frog turns 50, says the secret to his longevity is staying moist.

Please don’t pick Hugh Grant… please don’t pick Hugh Grant  Daniel Craig. YAY! Just remember, it could have been so much worse.

Ricky Martin tells how his fame left him bored.  Apparently unaware that it had the same effect on everyone else.

Fats Domino returns to New Orleans. Residents are glad he didn’t bring Muddy Waters with him.

The most evil, the most diabolical invention ever created by man since
the atomic bomb. A clock that sings the ‘Meow Mix’ song every hour on
the hour
. Buy it now for your enemies!

And thus, God spoke: "Let there be age-defying protein pancakes." He
looked upon them, poured sugar-free Log Cabin syrup upon them, and saw
that it was good.

Hurricane Wilma expected to slam into land next week, leaving behind only bedrock, pebbles, and rubble.

Coffee before Baby



Yes, everyone is dying to see baby pictures, but Britney shows us what is most important part of her morning routine…and I have to say I agree with her completely. Coffee. Yes, coffee comes before baby.

Pay attention ladies to Britney’s plan of attack on pesky baby fat. Observe: The super-sized coffee+whip-cream+cigarettes diet.  The only surefire way to lose baby weight in Hollywood. Watch how in only a month’s time she will drop down four dress sizes. It’s like magic. Don’t call her selfish because she’s not doing this for Britney, she’s doing it for the peoples.  [ONTD pictures]