Quick Hits



The Rolling Stones are all set to perform the halftime show at this year’s Superbowl. Millions eagerly await the sight of Mick’s old, wrinkly exposed nipple.

Sorry everybody: Threshold and Reunion have been cancelled. And by "everybody" I mean all seven of you.

E! will air 10 new episodes of the recently cancelled The Simple Life next spring. Of course, before they do they will change the meaning of "E" from "entertainment" to "extraneous crap."

Who invented the mullet: Bono or Swayze? Come on guys, don’t fight. Let’s just say that you both invented the mullet so we can blame you both equally.

My favorite headline of the day: Schwarzenegger Hears Snoop Dogg’s Clemency Plea. Arnold admits, "I just love his doggy-style."

CS Lewis never wanted to see The Chronicles of Narnia on the big screen. Hey! CS Lewis is just like me!

waste your day away



This picture has 75 band references in it. How many can you find?

I’ve been staring at it for an hour and I’m in the twenties. How about you?

Good luck. From Doubleviking. And check out a full version of the picture here.

Lost For Dummies



Who are "the characters?" Everyone’s talking about the "great characters."

First of all, don’t be condescending. Here’s an overview:

The survivors we have known are made up of a fugitive, a heroin addict, a doctor, a confidence man, an Iraqi soldier, a new mother (and baby), a rich step-brother and sister, a newly reunited father and son, a Korean couple, a formerly paralyzed man, a fat guy, and of course a no-nonsense black woman. [keep reading here]

Paul Scheer is obsessed, which is why he’s here to help you with everything you need to know about Lost. Check out this papermag article if you’re lost when it comes to Lost. Thanks Paul!




I’m usually anti-mashups, but this combination of Queen’s Greatest Hits and 50 Cent is AWESOME.

Download the entire album here, and make sure you also print up the CD covers they provide for you. The picture of 50 with the Freddie Mercury moustache alone makes it worth your time.


Bohemian Wanksta, anybody? q-q-q-q-QUEEN UNIT!

Update: The site is getting swamped. Try this mirror.

that was quick!



LOS ANGELES – Kimberly Stewart and "Laguna Beach" star Talan Torriero say their wedding plans are off.

"It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment," their representatives said in a joint statement. "It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold." [keep reading]

Wow. I mean, I really didn’t see this one coming. I thought with Nick and Jessica gone, Kim and Talan would take hold of the "When is this couple going to get divorced?" But I guess not. Okay, time to turn our attention to Britney and Kevin i guess. I got May 2006, how about you?



Okay, so you’re done with the turkey. You’re done with the football. You’re done with the shopping. What’s left???

Well, now it’s time to vote for who YOU think is having the Best Year Ever. Just CLICK HERE and click on the Vote Tab and make your voice heard. It’s just like the real election, only with more likeable candidates and your vote actually matters. What a great deal!

So VOTE NOW, and make sure to tune in to Best Year Ever on December 9th. Of course, to tide you over we have brand new episodes of Best Week Ever, so make sure you tune into those too (like tonight at 11, for example). You don’t want to miss it!