Live 8 Video Downloads



Of course, before you download any of these, I’d ask that you go to and sign the list (The Live 8 site will open in a new window). The reason these shows happened was to show support and put pressure on the G8.  Do that now.. the list will be here when you get back.

Get all your Live 8 downloadable goodies here.[link]

Thursday Morning Quick Hits



Madonna avoids Mariah Carey at Live 8, depriving the world of a much wanted catfight.

If you order from
, your delivery person just might be Harrison Ford. Still waiting to find out if Chewie will be joining his side, this one last time…

Jenny McCarthy constantly erases tapes of herself having sex.


Only a handful of viewers are taking advantage
of the Cinderella Man refund.  Crowe resists the urge to throw phones at said viewers.

Dennis reaches hurricane strength; editors resist urge to include ‘menace’ in headline.

Bono calls Canadian Prime Minister "infuriating" for not making empty promises. PM tells Bono that Zooropa sucked ass.

Four London Blasts Kill 40, Injure 300



LONDON – Three blasts rocked the London subway and one tore open a
packed double-decker bus during the morning rush hour Thursday, sending
bloodied victims fleeing in what a shaken Prime Minister Tony Blair
called "barbaric" terrorist attacks. A U.S. law enforcement official
said at least 40 people were killed and London hospitals reported more
than 300 injured The U.S. official spoke on condition of
anonymity because British officials have yet to make public the death
toll. U.S. authorities learned of the number from their British
counterparts, according to the official.[continue reading...]

1)BBC Live News Feed .

2)London Blast time line (bbc article)

3) BBC collection of pictures thus far.

4) London underground map

War of the Worlds: Behind the Scenes Exclusive



What’s scarier, the new summer blockbuster War of the Worlds, or seeing Tom Cruise freak out about Scientology on the Today Show ("Matt! Matt! You don’t understand!")? The answer: they’re both pretty flippin’ scary.

But how much do you really know about the Steven Spielberg/Tom Cruise vehicle? That’s where we, at the National Lampoon, come in. Hell, we’re a plethora of useless knowledge and facts. We’re also extreme, compulsive liars. Regardless, we thought that you—oh dear reader—should learn a little bit more about the new summer blockbuster, War of the Worlds!

I….uh…I did not know that.[link]

Bonus quick linkage:

The Ridiculously Thorough Guide to Making Your Own Pizza

Girlfriend Fight Simulator

Road House DVD review: "Grab your mullet it’s Road House Time" (maybe the greatest Road House Review ever…well it would be if there were a bunch of reviews of this dvd.)

Think you rocked at the game Monopoly as a child? Play Monopoly Live in London.

Anyone else miss the video footage of a the Akron deer office space run? See the video here.