Monday Moring Quick hits



ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings has passed away due to lung cancer.

Kevin Costner
wants to make "The Bodyguard" sequel with Jessica Simpson. In related news "sequel" is code for "have sexual relations with".

Old and busted: The Vagina Monologues.  Up and coming: The Holy Phallus.

Mel Gibson asked to give Aussie children nightmares by staging crucifxion on World Youth Day.

shot in leg
while attempting to photograph Britney’s baby shower. In a
related story, all them years Cletus spend possum huntin’ finally pay

The cheerleaders put their skills to work with the help of Kimmie Gibler.

Tonight Ricky Williams will be as close to the NFL Hall of Fame as he’ll ever be.

"I want halllllffff Eddie!": Oomfufu files for divorce.

Monday Morning Linkage



This Jailbird’s Dead
Rating: 5.59/10, Views: 17120

Probably the worst thing you could do to your cellmate.. well there was a draft and nobody wants a draft[Watch (nsfw due to ads on the side of the site]


Who’s Bad? I’m guessing we are supposed to think he’s bad. Bad to the bone…


Impossible Field – Snazzy Adidas ad. If soccer was like this in real life, I have a feeling more people would be inclined to tune in.


Google Maps (Specs Spot) - Cops – Great commercial for Google Maps.

BWE in 3-D


The season finale of Best Week Ever airs tonight at 11, so be sure to watch it/ love it/ enjoy it, because there won’t be another one until September. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Now, just because BWE the TV show is taking the rest of the summer off, that doesn’t mean that we are. This blog is going to keep rocking, as is, so make sure you’re still checking it out to stay up to date with pop culture news and to watch great BWE videos.


And allllllllllsssssssssssooooo, BWE Live is back, with shows lined up in New York and LA. Click either link below to get your ass in to the greatest live show based on a vh1 weekly pop culture program EVER!

New York: 8/8, 8/22

Los Angeles: 8/15, 8/17

You don’t want to miss it. Tickets are only $5 in LA and $8 in NY… because, you know, New York is cooler and stuff. We’ll see you there.

Whew. Now that we’re all up to speed, I’m exhausted. I need a Bush-sized vacation to recover. Peace!

Friday Afternoon Quick Hits



Angelina’s 3-year-old son Maddox calls Brad Pitt "daddy;" Also said to believe his website is "best page in the universe."

Nikki Sixx, of Motley Crue, didn’t want an ipod for his birthday, so his band-mates bought him a Ferrari instead.

Good sitcom lovers rejoice: Arrested Development "mini-marathon" on television tonight.

Barry Manilow to continue performing at Las Vegas Hilton through 2007.  In other news, Barry Manilow still alive.

Beurger King  restaurant opens in France, following the success of "Mecca Cola".

Will Smith: The Intimidator


BWE’s Paul Scheer is intimidated by Will Smith. I mean, can you blame him? The guy fights aliens and then makes a pop hit about it (Will does, not Paul.) That’s impressive.


Will Smith intimidates me with his ultra rich lifestyle. We got get him back to singing songs like "Nightmare on My Street" and "Parents Just Don’t Understand." Songs we can all relate too. Right now I imagine his songs only appeal to Millionaires.

Don’t believe me let’s examine some of his lyrics, shall we? [click here to keep reading]

Friday Morning Quick Hits



Geraldo Rivera continues to breed; wife’s vault isn’t empty.

Two Michael Jackson jurors now say he’s guilty. On a completely unrelated note, they both have book deals. What are the odds?

Metallica To Open for the Rolling Stones. Finally, fathers and sons can enjoy a concert together. Well, they’ll each enjoy half of it.

Hillary Clinton Presses Bush on Sex Offender Bill.  And yes, that’s the actual headline.

Reese Witherspoon, star of "Legally Blonde", wants to "throw daggers" over Jessica Simpson cashing in on stupidity. Jessica responds by saying, "At least I’m not the one who married Ryan Phillippe."

Thursday Afternoon Quick Hits



Surviving members of TLC don’t want any "hoes" in their group. No word on scythes, rakes or wheelbarrows.

Serial rape, torture & killing of young girls just not festive enough for the festival. Montreal World Film Festival bans "Karla", a movie based on schoolgirl killers Homolka and Bernardo.

Japan invents high-tech vibrating movie theater seats. Bad: Seats debut at exceedingly unerotic "Return of the Sith".

Christopher Walken feels zombie movies need more Walken. The Zombies called and they totally agree.

Now, you can leave mom’s basement and win a walk-on part on Stargate SG-1.

George Lucas thinks your games should be better.  What a coincidence, fans think his writing should be better.