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Game Of Thrones Finale Recap: Do The White Thing

It’s the Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale, entitled “Valar Morghulis”, but we have no time to unpack that title cause we have 7,800 plots to wrap up, so let’s just go straight to the lightning round – the darting from plot-to-plot in this episode almost felt like the movie Magnolia, but with fewer dragons […]

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Garfunkel And Oates Explain The Sobering Difference Between 29 And 31

Here’s the latest song from Garfunkel & Oates, the Riki Lindhome / Kate Micucci musical-comedy duo with an improbable knack for funny songs that always contain just a bit more truth than you’re ever usually expecting (and I expect a LOT of truth in my comedy songs – it’s why I only ever listen to […]

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“Disney’s Taxi Driver” Is WAY Darker Than The Original Taxi Driver

Here’s an incredibly-well-edited version of Scorsese’s Taxi Driver re-imagined with Disney elements. You’re expecting it to be fittingly internet-wacky and full of punchlines, but the resulting cut is actually somehow more disturbing than the original Taxi Driver. I don’t even want to know what happens when De Niro takes his shotgun to go liberate Snow […]

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Taylor Hanson’s Baby #5 On The Way, Will Immediately Start Teeny Tiny Band

He already has enough children to put together an internationally beloved teen pop group and have a spare bass player, but Taylor Hanson is not done producing the next generation of Hansons just yet. “Natalie and I are so anxious to meet our fifth mini-Hanson. As are the four siblings at home who are counting […]

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10 Whitney Houston Clips That Changed My Life

It was Saturday afternoon, and I was late. Behind the wheel of my Mercury Milan, stuck in traffic with two friends in the backseat Driving Miss Daisy style, I tried my best to dodge and weave cars while heading over to pick up one last gal before driving south for an hour to have dinner. […]

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Tokyo Police Battle A Pretend Rhino And It’s For-Real Great

Here’s a video of security officers and police at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo practicing an “Animal Escape Drill,” meaning, they pretend to square off with a human-operated papier-mâché rhinoceros that pretends to run amok and pretends to gorge an unfortunate officer (who only had one day left before pretend-retirement). If that sounds like the […]

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Snooki Pregnant? We Have A Hard Time Believing This One

Star magazine is coming out with a story from an “insider” claiming that Snooki is about to announce that she and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are expecting their first child. “She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” the source says. Hmmm. Here’s why we’re skeptical: 1) One of us here […]

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American Idol Contestant NAILS The Family Matters Theme Song

Here’s American Idol auditioner Reed Grimm with the greatest song selection in Idol Audition history: a scatty, vocal version of the Family Matters Theme Song. If you’re expecting the performance to be one of those fun, throwaway novelty auditions, then think again, cause this dude can scat with Urkelbot-like precision. I only wish he’d finished […]

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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby No. 2

Congratulations, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick. She told E!, “Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.” Her son, Mason, is going to turn 2 on December 14, and no word yet on whether he’s going […]