We have long since stopped envying the billions of celebrity women who’ve passed through John Mayer‘s revolving bedroom door, and now his latest quote has made us even more grossed out. “I have great balance and co-ordination. Inventiveness. I am a very inventive lover – that’s the secret to my success,” he’s reportedly said. Blee! [...]
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Pink Wears Her Heart On Her…
Some of us wear our heart on our sleeve, Pink on the other hand wears it in a very special place. The singer covered up one of her boobies with a painted heart last night a la Lil’ Kim, but slightly cuter than a stick-on shimmery pasty. If that wasn’t shocking enough, Pink then got [...]
Gossip Break: “Can I get a…signal?”
Cell phone service sure does suck if you’re in a scary movie. [FourFour] “Single Ladies” really is the best video of all time, at least according to Kanye and babies. [CollegeHumor] Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are suing Gawker for posting their super boring sex tape. Snooze. [DListed] Want to snuggle up in an Edward [...]
Gossip Break: Heather Locklear Returns To Melrose, Someone Will Get Pushed In The Pool
“Melrose Place” is getting a healthy dose of Root Lift again – Amanda Woodward (a.k.a. Heather Locklear) is back. [DListed] Matt Damon and Ben Affleck – still BFF’s. [SOW] Is that a gun in your sweatpants or are you just happy to see me? Plaxico Burress gets sentenced to 2 years in prison. [TMZ] What [...]
Gossip Break: Lindsay Loves The Bad Press
Keep it comin’ folks! Lindsay Lohan says she loves all the attention. [DListed] Two members of the LAPD have been busted for leaking that picture (yes, that one) in the Rihanna-Chris Brown case. [PopEater] More shots of the Twilight cast shooting in Toronto. Can you handle it?! (No, we cant.) [PITNB] Mischa Barton on “The [...]
Twilight Porn Parody Will Most Definitely Involve Sucking
Oh my God you guys that is not what I meant!!! I meant “sucking” because it’s vampires!!!! And vampires have oral sex with one another!!!!!!! Grow up!!!!!!!! Yep, the Twilight porns are-a-comin’! I wonder if they’ll manage to subjugate women as successfully as the original (Heyooo!!!) Also, porn version of Twilight? Isn’t that called True [...]
Gossip Break: Jon Whines His Life Away
Peter Andre and Katie Price are officially dunzo. Maybe they could do some sort of divorced double date with Jon and Kate Gosselin? [DListed] Danny DeVito just joined Twitter, which means your mom is just a tweet away from signing up. [Buzzfeed] Jon Gosselin can’t stop whining about his ex-wife, which is his second favorite [...]
Spike Announces The Scream 2009 Award Nominees
The world of science fiction and fantasy are more mainstream than ever, thanks mainly to awesome writing and originality in Hollywood and beyond. (For proof, we offer up the fact that we are personally not into most science fiction yet we count “Battlestar Galactica” as a favorite show). Spike TV will be recognizing the best [...]
More New Moon Stills Released!
Attention Twilight fanatics! Summit Entertainment has leaked more production stills and character images from the much-anticipated second installment of the Twilight Saga, New Moon. Get familiar with the Volturi, including Dakota Fanning as Jane. See the new high-quality photos below, as well as those previously released. [Photo: Summit Entertainment]
Twilight’s Alex Meraz Rips Shirt Off, Punches Wall In New 15 Second…Thing
Odd how this fifteen-second video of Alex Meraz ripping his shirt off and punching through a wall with absolutely no explanation is literally just the word “Twilight” away from being a completely acceptable trailer for New Moon. Next trailer? Eight-second closeup on R-Pat’s crotch:
