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Rob And Kristen Act Married, Claims Delusional Tabloid

Poor OK! Magazine. The tabloid finally figured out that no one was interested in buying its boring cover stories about Jennifer Aniston’s phantom fetuses, and is desperately wooing the Twi-hards, hoping they can save their flailing rag. Sadly, no true Twilight fan (yes, we mean TheFABlife staff) is gonna fall for this kinda crap. The […]

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Robert Pattinson “Still Can’t Get A Date”

You’re playing with fire, Robert Pattinson. The Twilight star has brazenly suggested that no one wants to get to know the real RPattz. “Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert,” the poor soul told the Sydney Morning Herald from a promotional event for New Moon in France. “I still can’t get a date.” Oh noes! […]

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Kristen Stewart Puts On Her Best Pout For Allure Shoot

Twi-hards are going crazy today for these new photos of Allure Magazine’s November cover girl, Kristen Stewart. We can’t say we blame them; KStew looks stunning, and for a girl who claims to be awkward, she certainly knows how to work it in front of the camera. You can check out all the pics in […]

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Any of You Ladies Want to Date Robert Pattinson?

Poor Robert Pattinson. Poor, hot Robert Pattinson. Poor, hot, rich, successful, famous, beloved, wanted Robert Pattinson. The star of the Twilight series claims he can’t find a date! He tells this Sydney Morning Herald: Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can’t get a date. Hey Robert… We think we know four lovely […]

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Twi-Links: Selena Sides With Team Jacob

Selena Gomez is all about Team Jacob. Maybe cuz Taylor Lautner‘s her ex? [TwilightLexicon] The New Moon soundtrack can now be previewed online, and it sounds damn good. What we wouldn’t give to listen to it in Edward’s Volvo, or bedroom, or…. [Stereogum] Peep pics of the Eclipse set and try to figure out the […]

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The Three Cutest Things You Will See Today

1. Pygmy Hedgehogs I mean… he’s the size of a freaking egg. I want to crack his head open with his spoon and dip a piece of bread in his brains, that is how adorable this tiny little bastard is. For God’s Sake, America, please: Taken from my new website “Thisismynewcompterwallpaper.biz.” 2. Adorable Swine Flu! […]

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TWI-CATS: New Moon Fandom Spans Species

Much to the Internet’s discomfort, the last few months have produced hundreds of videos of teenagers high on hormones reacting to the Twilight: New Moon trailer. While their overly exuberant and awkwardly sexual screams may have caused you to vow to avoid movie theaters on November 20th (New Moon‘s release date), we would like our […]

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Gossip Break: Dina Wants To Destroy Your Feet

Hide your feet! Dina Lohan is launching a shoe line. [LaineyGossip] Dr. Phil has been accused of feeling up a patient. What would Oprah say? [DListed] Christie Brinkley may be pretty, but her divorce keeps getting fuglier. [PopEater] Lauren Conrad may be boring, but she makes up for it with her kickass style. [PopSugar] This […]

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Gossip Break: Tina Fey Bashes Botox, World Swoons

Important cause of the day: get Tracey Morgan on Twitter. Let’s go people! [Buzzfeed] Conan O’Brien is in a bizarre feud with Corey Booker, the mayor of Newark. [PopEater] Remember the Olsen twins? Oh how time has flown since 2005. Anyhoo, the gals are busy shopping in Paris with their hot boyfriends. [PopSugar] Our friend […]