NOSTALGIA RAPE: A Tom & Jerry film franchise is currently in the works. Before you get excited, I have two words for you: Scooby-Doo. Also, Alvin & The Chipmunks. Also Garfield. Also Underdog. Also Garfield: A Tale Of Two Kitties. Also anything else ever CGI’d. That was more than two words, but you get the [...]
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Gossip Break: Brad Pitt Unzipped
Is Dakota Fanning itching to star in the Twilight sequel? [DListed] Residents of Mumbai, India are protesting Slumdog Millionaire. [Buzzfeed] BWE takes the Aretha Franklin bow hat to new, blinged out heights. [BWE] Christian Bale looks exactly like Kermit the Frog. No, seriously. [Jezebel] Even Brad Pitt forgets to zip up his fly. See for [...]
Armani Paid Victoria Beckham $17 Million To Act Like A Mannequin
Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign has launched. She reportedly received $17 million as part of a three-year deal, and here are the first set of shots. She totally looks like a mannequin from that “After Hours” episode of The Twilight Zone where the lady goes up to the 9th floor of the department store, only [...]
Gossip Break: Here Comes The Bride – And Border Sauce
Awwww. An “offbeat” couple got married at an Illinois Taco Bell. The bride carried a bouquet of gorditas down the aisle (we wish). [DListed] Katie Holmes seems much happier now that she’s back in L.A. Fake people suit her! [Seriously? OMG!] How did we miss these photos of Speidi doing marital arts, and more importantly, [...]
The Top 15 Stink Faces Made By Famous People During 2008
Behold, the stink face. An expression made by a person in any number of situations that causes them to look like they’ve just detected the scent of a fart in the air. Sometimes, people make stink faces because they’re annoyed. Sometimes it’s because they think they’re better than everyone else. For others, that’s just the [...]
Perry Farrell Wants You To Get Your Daily Serving Of Fruit And Sex
Perry Farrell has a new music video out for his song, “Go All The Way (Into The Twilight),” and it’s really juicy. If you noticed the word “twilight” in the title, then you won’t be surprised to find out that this song is featured in the movie Twilight. In the video, strung-out lookin’ girls are [...]
Box Office Beat: Keanu’s Alien Flick Triumphs
Despite unintentionally comedic lines like “If the earth dies, you die, if you die, the earth survives,” this remake of 1951′s The Day The Earth Stood Still ruled the weekend box office. Somehow Keanu Reeves‘ vacant stares and deadpan line delivery continue to bring in the dough. See the clip above, where Keanu the Alien [...]
Move Over Twilight, And Make Room For Lesbian Vampire Killers
What do you get when you take the can’t-miss Twilight/True Blood formula of sexy vampires and take away all the dudes? Answer — Box office gold: Between this and Zombie Strippers, the market for supernatural creature sex movies is really taking off. Coming in 2009: Werewolf Threesome, Bi-Curious Mummies, Dragon Hookers At The Point, and [...]
Now You Can Have Your Own Robert Pattinson Doll
Reader Steve sent us a link to this eBay auction he found. It is for a custom-made Robert Pattinson Barbie doll! Now we all know I have the hots for Robert. But I have to draw the line somewhere. If you buy this (the starting bid was $79, it’s now up to $130 already!), you’re [...]
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Likes Crazy Women
He has now got practically all teenage girls in existence hanging off his every quiff-tastic word, so was it really a good idea for Twilight’s Robert Pattinson to advertise the fact he loves nutjob women? The British heartthrob gives an interview in today’s Closer magazine where he outlines his problems with the ladies — namely [...]
