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Muse Bassist Disses Twilight, His Million Dollar Meal Ticket

While Muse frontman Matt Bellamy is busy nailing Kate Hudson, bassist Chris Wolstenholme is risking his life by insulting the Twilight franchise…the same franchise that made his band a favorite amongst money-spending Twi-hards around the globe. Muse has appeared on every Twilight soundtrack thus far, and while their dark rock music suits the movies, they’re […]

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Tori And Dean Tweet TMI About Catheters and Twilight Crushes

Dean McDermott has recovered from the motorcycle crash which had him in the ICU with a punctured and collapsed lung. Mr. Tori Spelling left the hospital yesterday in the afternoon, with his wife Tori Spelling tweeting, “We R SO happy tht @deanracerĀ is finally home from hospital! The kids and I picked him up this afternoon. […]

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50 Photos of Terrifying Twilight Fans

Twilight: Eclipse is a summer blockbuster. The movie about vampires, wolves and virgins tallies up an impressive 175 million f**king dollars (?!) in merely 6 days since its release. Twitanic indeed. To celebrate this movie’s unbelievable success and the people that made it all possible, we bring you 50 Photos of Terrifying Twilight Fans. Get […]

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50 Photos of Terrifying Twilight Fans

Twilight: Eclipse is a summer blockbuster. The movie about vampires, wolves and virgins tallies up an impressive 175 million f**king dollars (?!) in merely 6 days since its release. Twitanic indeed. But why did this movie with subpar reviews make so much cash opening weekend? Simple: Twilight fans are literally, completely, and truly insane. And […]

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Xavier Samuel Flaunts Girlfriend, Creates River of Twilight Tears

If you’ve seen Eclipse then you know that the Twilight gods dropped a new piece of vamp ass in the laps of Twi-hards, causing them (er, us?) to froth at the mouth. Xavier Samuel plays the blood-thirst Riley (RIP sweet newborn), and he’s Australian, boyishly handsome and generally beefier than Robert Pattinson (photos) but without […]

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VIDEO: Elena Kagan Gets Asked About Twilight

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan fielded questions from a Senate panel the other day, including the most pressing question that can and should always be asked of anyone about to serve a lifetime on the nation’s highest court, coming from Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar: “Team Edward or Team Jacob?” (via Film Drunk)

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SPOILER ALERT: Nine Reasons Eclipse Is The Best Twilight Flick Yet

Last night, FABlife editorĀ Kate Spencer and I had the privilege of attending an advanced screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Being the shameless Twi-hards that we are, we arrived to the theater unacceptably giddy for our age, even snapping a fangirl photo with a cardboard Edward Cullen. After being somewhat let-down by the first two […]

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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Twilight: Eclipse Premiere

BEST IMPROMPTU TAP ROUTINE Robert Tappinson ABOUT TO BE MURDERED A Fan (we think) at the ‘Eclipse’ Premiere “MAMA I’M BACK! MAMA, WHERE MY EYES? YOU GAVE THEM TO A LITTLE BOY IN IDAHO? NOW I’VE GOT TO KILL HIM TO GET MY EYES BACK!” — CHRIS ROCK Taylor Lautner (Seriously, Where His Eyes At?) […]

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WHO’S CRAZIER? iPhone Campers vs. Twilight Campers

Today marks a historic day in the world of “Insane People Who Line Up For Sh*t.” On one crippled, carpelly hand, you have the long-awaited iPhone 4 being released today, causing rich tech nerds to drop what they’re doing (their own penises) and head down to their local Apple retailer to be the first people […]

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Pattinson Connected To Non-Twilight Related Vampire News

This is sort of interesting, in that it involves Robert Pattinson and geneology! Sexy! People had to have sex for geneology to exist! Hot! Ugh. First thing’s first: Aren’t we all basically related? We’re all step-third cousins twice removed or whatever. But, I’ll write about this because of my addiction to power. Here it is: […]