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MTV Awards Again Fix Oscar’s Mistakes By Recognizing That Dark Knight Was In Fact A Movie

The MTV Movie Award nominees were just announced, and wouldn’t you know it, The Dark Knight was actually nominated for “Best Movie,” unlike some other awards shows. As we all know, a landmark heart-attack-inducing action movie with ridiculous special effects and stunts and a disturbing storyline and phenomenal acting just can never be as noteworthy […]

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Justin Guarini Is Begging The Internet For Help

O.G. Idol runner-up turned TV Guide network commentator Justin Guarini has a song he’d like to get on the soundtrack of the Twilight movie sequel, New Moon. But, apparently, he has no idea how to make that happen. Maybe you do? As he announced on his website: Here’s a song that Tammy Hyler, Shaye Smith, […]

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While You Were Recovering From A Crazy 4:20 Of Cooking Dinner And Going To Bed

The mother and stepmother of Rubinia Ali, the Slumdog Millionaire actress recently put up for sale, got into a fight in the streets of Mumbai yesterday. Ladies, please — take out your aggression on that shady dude who was blinding kid singers. The Twilight sequel is entering production despite a lawsuit against Stephenie Meyer from […]

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Zac Efron Is Very Sad On The Red Carpet

Did Zac Efron drop out of the Footloose remake because he couldn’t bear another screamy premiere? We wouldn’t blame him if he did. In London last night for the premiere of his latest offering 17 Again, the predictable hysterical hordes of teen girls got themselves into a right state, one even being attended to by […]

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Edward The Stinky Vampire

Right about now on the set of the second Twilight film, New Moon, staffers are finding new and inventive ways to hold their noses — seems there’s a foul odor wafting around the set, and it belongs to Robert Pattinson. Apparently Pattinson has taken to not showering so much these days. “He stinks. I mean, […]

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Look At This GQ Motherf*cker Right Here: Robert Pattinson

Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson is the latest hot motherf*cker to appear on the cover of GQ, and the Conde Nast Dandies clearly took hours and hours to make sure every strand of his perfectly dirt-besotted locks were in the correct “please do me now” position. And while the above R-Pattz photos definitely secure him in the […]

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Gossip Break: Kelly Pees In The Shower

Kelly Clarkson pees in the shower, and knows you do too.  [DListed] Michael Ian Black‘s F*ck It List is for all that crap you never want to do in your lifetime.  [Buzzfeed] Gisele Bundchen takes her step-son to the park, makes being a step-mom look totally cool.  [PopSugar] Paris Hilton is groveling for a role […]

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Flashback Lunch: Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart To Play Runaways

Are you ready to watch Dakota Fanning shoot heroin and sing “Cherry Bomb” in a bustier? The 16-year-old actress is expected to play singer Cherie Currie in a biopic about The Runaways, the legendary ’70s female rock group featuring Currie and future stars Joan Jett and Lita Ford.  Kristen Stewart, who will appear with Fanning […]

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Totally “In” In ’09: Literal Vampires

OUT WITH 2008: People pretending to be vampires in True Blood & Twilight, pseudo-goth clothing associated with vampire subculture. IN WITH 2009: Actual, literal vampires. As evidenced by these people from London’s Fashion Week: Call me a fashion doodoohead if you must (please don’t, actually, I’m sensitive), but how does this outfit reflect “Fashion” by […]

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Paris Wants A Piece Of Vampire Meat

Paris Hilton has always expressed a liking for all things international – Paris Lastis, Stavros Niarchos, and hash. The sex-hungry heiress now has her sights set on the most popular Brit in Hollywood, Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame. Paris apparently zoned in on the actor at an Oscar party, and then dragged him outside to […]