Sarah Palin may be a politically polarizing figure, but her outfits are something all Americans can support. The Alaskan governor rocks cute lady suits, sexy heels, and trendy jackets like nobody’s business, and she puts Hillary Clinton‘s multi-colored pant suit collection to shame. So really, was anyone surprised to discover that her closet of cute threads cost the Republican party a pretty penny or two?
The total cost of dressing Sarah and the Palin clan since September is clocking in at around $150,000, which is $25,000 more than her yearly salary as governor. Some lucky aide even got to go crazy at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York and St. Louis (spending $49,425.74) and the Minneapolis Neiman Marcus store ( where $75,062.63 was spent). Little baby Trig now rolls in a pimped out $295 stroller, and in September alone, $4,716.49 was spent on hair and make up.
Sarah’s look has been the talk of the campaign trail for months, and it seems silly to revel in her sexy heels one minute and then recoil in horror when it’s discovered that they cost $600. You can’t put lipstick on a pitbull and expect it to cost any less than $35. Smart dogs dig Chanel! [Politico. Photos: GettyImages, AFP, NHL]
Obviously we’re all counting the days until Who’s Nailin’ Palin comes out. Just the thought of porn stars portraying characters based on Sarah Palin, Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton engaging in a threesome gets us all hot and bothered. The only thing better than being politically active is being sexually active, obviously! Lucky for us pervs, the first minute of Hustler‘s political porno has leaked onto the web, and we’ve got it for you above. While there’s no hardcore booty action in the clip, you can tell it’s gonna head there real fast. Forget the election, focus on these erections instead!
Yep, it’s John McCain and it’s a real photo. He apparently bugged out after walking the wrong way on the stage at last night’s debate. We hope he advertises this face as a reason to vote for him – it’s way more awesome than health insurance. [Photo: GettyImages]
It’s only twenty-two days until the election, and it’s easy to get distracted by the campaign drama and the major issues currently plaguing our country. But if you want a break from all the heavy stuff, we offer you these pictures of the upcoming Sarah Palin-themed hardcore Hustler porno, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” The sure to be classic movie stars Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin, who appears to get tangled up in some boner-packed action with her Russian neighbors, her business partner, her professor, and for the girl-on girl-on girl scene, two ladies named Hilly and Condi. We kid you not.
You can read the script here – we’ve counted 5 sex scenes, including an anal sex scene between Serra’s husband and her intern. God bless America, my friends!
We, like many of you, tuned in to last night’s Presidential debate only to be put to sleep by the overall snooziness of the whole affair. Sure, there were some golden digs – especially directed at moderator Tom Brokaw – but for the most part, it was like watching that cool stay at home dad bicker with that cranky retired dude from down the street who drives a golf cart instead of a car. But hey, replace that frown with a smile and drop a red sweater his shoulders, and John McCain suddenly bears a striking resemblance to one of America’s most iconic old dudes. All he needs is some fish to feed and some Keds on his feet, and we’ll all be moving to Arizona to be his neighbor. Don’t you agree, friends?
“You know what? It’s time that normal Joe six-pack American is finally represented in the position of Vice Presidency,” and I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard, and they’re out of sorts, and they’re ticked off about it.” – Governor Sarah Palin
More Funny or Die goodness from Paris Hilton, as she continues her fake quest to be the President of the United States. This time our fake-looking heiress elicits advice from the country’s most famous fake President, Martin Sheen. Loves it, bitches, that’s hot, etc.
Tina Fey reprised her role as Sarah Palin in yet another dead-on Saturday Night Live parody. This time, SNL guest Queen Latifah joined a sketch of the VP debate as debate moderator Gwen Ifill. Joe Biden, played by Jason Sudeikis, said that John McCain was “bad at his job” and “mentally unstable” and a “dear, dear friend.” He also debunked the notion that’s he’s a “Washington insider” by proclaiming that’s he’s from Scranton, Pennsylvania — “the worse place on earth” filled with “sad and desperate people with no ambition.”
Palin, who changed the moderator’s topics to suit her pre-prepared talking points and evoked Ronald Reagan‘s name for the sake of evoking Ronald Reagan’s name, had at least three devastatingly funny one-liners, including …
On fixing the economy: “We would ask what would a maverick do in this situation, and, then, you know, we’ll do that.”
On the cause of global warming: We don’t know if it’s man-mad or just “a natural part of The End Of Days.”
On her health care policy: “I’m going to ignore that question and instead talk about Israel. There’s a special place for Israel in heaven. And I know some people are going to say I’m only saying that to pander to voters in Florida. But from a very young age, my two greatest loves were always Jews and cuban food.”
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