40 Winningest Winners of 2011

by (@hallekiefer)

Jersey Shore‘s Deena Gives A Vocab Lesson, Explains All The Faceplanting

Snooki‘s poof. The Situation‘s abs. Sammi and Ronnie‘s dysfunction-ship. Practically every Jersey Shore cast member has a signature style; Deena‘s just happens to be drunkenly toppling out of her sandals at speeds approaching the sound barrier. In addition to joining Toddlers & Tiara‘s cutie patootie Eden Wood and teenage wife Courtney Stodden on tonight’s 40 Winningest Winners of 2011, airing on Vh1 at 7pm ET/6pm CT, the meatball second closest to our hearts reveals the details behind the first time she slammed into the ground, which started the whole grand chain of events in motion. Deena also takes some time to define a few entries in her own personal dictionary for host Amy Schumer. Did you know what a “backpack” was? What’s a synomym for “hammerhead”? Will your eyeballs ever recover from seeing the definition of “Jersey Turnpike” in live vibrating action? If the answer is yes, go ahead and consider yourself a winner. You’ve earned it.


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