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Afternoon Snack: Kim Puts Her Best Foot Forward

“It is like, sooo hard to try on shoes by myself. I’m just so worn out from getting manicures and wearing these tiny bloomer pants. It’s exhausting guys! Seriously, it is. You try driving a Bentley all by yourself.” – Kim Kardashian tries on shoes at Christian Louboutin with her sister Kourtney and Adrienne Bailon. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Miss Tennessee Flips Out

What, you didn’t know that yesterday was the Second Annual Miss America Pancake Breakfast? Get with it! The ladies are in Vegas for the 2009 Miss America Pageant, and this is how they prepare – by making food (all in the name of raising money for childrens charities, natch) that they then refuse to eat. We have no idea who will take the crown this year, but Miss Alabama deserves a prize for her helmet hair alone. There is some serious spray work going on up on that head. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Not The Obama! Not The Obama!

Four-month-old Dorian Neiman meets a newly unveiled wax Barack Obama at Madame Tussaud’s in Berlin. Yes, we can scare the crap out of babies.

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Afternoon Snack: Wino’s Wacky Yoga

Amy Winehouse is still in St. Lucia, and she’s still doing weird things with her body. Perhaps she should just build a little hut next to the trapeze swing, lug over a cooler full of Jack Daniels, and move on in? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Britney’s House Is Bigger Than Yours

Apparently Britney Spears got bored recently and entertained herself by picking out a new mansion. Finally, a place to house all her Cheetos and jean shorts, and – oh yeah – her kids. It’s a gorgeous piece of property in Calabasas, California, but isn’t it odd that it’s so close to the road? Unless it’s in some super fancy gated community, the paps are gonna be all over the place – which may be just what BritBrit wants. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Nicole’s Busted Bra

Nicole Richie may be glamorous, but she’s not perfect. She showed up at a black tie gala in Los Angeles on Saturday night looking absolutely stunning, except for that silcone strapless bra (also known amongst the ladies as a ‘chicken cutlet) peaking through her dress. While it may have slightly ruined her outfit, we think the slip up humanizes the young mother. We like our starlets slightly flawed, afterall. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: How To Spend Reality TV Cash

What recession? Kim Kardashian‘s got money to burn, which is what the reality TV/sex tape star did at the nail salon this week, when not showing off her booty-tastic curves. At least someone around here can afford a pedicure!  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Shocker! Dog-Crazy Lady Is Single!

We know what you’re thinking – surely some lucky guy has snatched up this fine, spotted, piece of arse, right? Wrong! So all you lonely men folk out there, meet Karen Ferrier, a 44-year-old British beauty who is obsessed with dalmatians, obviously. Karen’s been collecting this crap for 17 years, but is getting rid of it all after splitting with her husband and moving out of their house. The secretary even painted her car with spots – all done as a tribute to her dead dog Ditto. What is her ex-husband thinking, letting this lady – and her passion for puppy spots – go? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Afternoon Snack: Jessica Alba’s Daughter Hangs Loose

Jessica Alba may be notorious for her unbecoming perma-frown, but her daughter Honor (with hubby Cash Warren) only makes her mommy’s cuteness factor skyrocket. Suri Cruise, Violet Affleck and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt should all watch their tiny backs – there’s a new top baby in Tinseltown, and she’s winning us over with those big brown eyes! [Photo: Splash News Online]