Everyone’s favorite blogger, Courtney Love, showed up shopping in Malibu dressed in – well, we have no idea what the hell she’s dressed in. A used slip? Lace tights from 1985? Whatever you wanna call it, her lack of fashion sense pains our brain. We were so distracted by her awful outfit that we almost missed this little panty flash she gave the cameras. Judging from this pic, 2009 is already shaping up to be a great year. We’re sure Frances Bean would agree with us.
We’ve been dying to see pics of Sondra Fortunato all week, after we read about her getting kicked out of the Giants game this weekend by security, who deemed her ultra-sexy Santa to be too revealing for those innocent football fans. Well finally, our wish has been granted. [Photo: Splash News Online]
If it doesn’t already feel like a Friday to you, these pictures should do the trick. Meet Sandra Hartness, a dog groomer who happily claims that she can turn her pet poodle Cindy into, well, anything. Sandra apparently has the brainwashing skills of Tom Cruise, because Cindy just stands around and lets her owner go to town, turning her into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, among other horrible creations. And while her designs do look like something you’d find on an airbrushed t-shirt won at the State Fair, we can’t help but admire Sandra’s handiwork. More dog torture below.
Watch the above music video for the song “Shine” by the glorious, god-like Chris Dane Owens, and try not to laugh, cry, scream, and/or poke your eyes out at this mega-explosion of horses/ren fair costumes/tiny moustaches/fireworks/fairies/forests/awkward kissing and green screen magic. It is quite possibly the greatest music video masterpiece known to man, deserving of a thousand moon men. Watch and love.
We get that the 90s are the new 80s, and everyone wants to get a piece of the Gen X fashion trend. But leave it to Lindsay Lohan to overdose on expensive fashion inspired by Eddie Vedder‘s early days. The “actress” was spotted seeking attention while shopping in Beverly Hills, stomping the streets in Doc Martens, terrible, tight, ripped jeans, and a knit cap. She looks like she’s headed to a Screaming Trees concert, not splurging at Kitson. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Rachel Zoe is notorious for constantly uttering “I die” on her Bravo reality show, and we’re now realizing this was not an exclamation of couture lust, but an actual update on the grim state of her health. Rachel rocked the starving look at last night’s Cracked X-Mas event in Los Angeles. We’re shocked her bones didn’t crack under the weight of the camera flashes. All it’s gonne take to shatter her collar bone is someone sneezing 1000 miles away. That girl better start adding some half and half to her lattes before even the Mary-Kate Olsens of the world get grossed out by her famished look. We know Rachel doesn’t quite get this, but most people “die” for ladies with a bit of meat on their bones.