Lindsay Lohan flaunts her Long Island roots – showing off her best cheesy housewife winter wardrobe. Can’t Sam Ronson stop DJing long enough to style her? [Photo: Splash News Online]
Afternoon Snack
Afternoon Snack: Draguilera
Christina keeps hitting the town looking more and more like a trampy dude. Think someone should clue her in that her look only works in a caberet? [Photo: GettyImages]
Afternoon Snack: Rockettes Go Ape Sh*t
Ticket sales must really be down for the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, which stars those leggy ladies in awkward outfits, the Rockettes. We never thought they’d stoop so low as to light the Empire State Building with someone in a King Kong costume, but they’ve gotta get publicity somehow. Begin monkey/ape pun fest – now.
Afternoon Snack: Brazilian Booty
It’s almost the weekend. To get you through the last few hours of the work week, here are some models showing off their assets in skimpy bikinis in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. Enjoy!
[Photos: Getty Images]
Afternoon Snack: Suri Learns The Truth
Katie Holmes: “Suri, it’s time I told you a few things. First of all, you’re dad is Tom Cruise. Now about Xenu…” [Photo: Splash News Online]
Afternoon Snack: Baby’s Got Back
Vida Guerra, Playboy model and video girl, shows off the goods. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Afternoon Snack: Senator Bed Head
He may have a few houses and a dozen cars, but with his bed head, Starbucks and cellphone, the disheveled John McCain (spotted this morning on his Phoenix balcony) looks just like us. Let’s hope he maintains this look if he becomes President.
Go vote!
[Photo: Getty Images]
Jessica Alba’s All Smiles
Jessica Alba is notorious for her constant pouting, but she was all smiles during a day out in New York City with her hubby, Cash Warren, and baby Honor. Admit it – your heart just melted a little. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Afternoon Snack: The Painful Painting
Heidi Montag poses with a portrait of herself at an event in Hollywood. We think a more appropriate header would be “dope” – if only we could paint. [WireImage]
Afternoon Snack: Supermodel, Super Tight Dress
Elle Macpherson showed up at the Quantum of Solace premiere in London ready to show the world that yes, she’s still got it. And by ‘it,’ we mean that tight, pink, plastic dress that fit a lot better in 1988. [Photo: WireImage]
