Afternoon Snack

by (@katespencer)

Afternoon Snack: Jonas Brothers, Meet Your Future

Desperate to discover how the Jonas Brothers are going to age? Allow Gaston Duprat, Mariano Cohn and Marcello Prayer to help you out. The two directors (Duprat, Cohn) and actor (Prayer) attended the Rome Festival today, looking eerily like America’s favorite brothers, circa 2028. Screaming, drooling girls – beware!  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Afternoon Snack: 90210‘s Scary Star

AnnaLynne McCord is some actress on the new 90210, but our loyalty to Tori Spelling has prevented us from tuning in to the reincarnated zip code, so we’ve not seen much of this young lass. But what we have seen has been, well, telling. McCord comes across as some sexed up 40-year-old divorcee, when she’s really a 21-year-old kid with a cute face. Sadly, she seems content going out on the town looking like Carrot Top‘s little sister, like she did this weekend in Vegas performing at the Sirens of TI fifth anniversary celebration. Brenda Walsh would not approve. [Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Afternoon Snack: Grandpa Goes Crazy

Yep, it’s John McCain and it’s a real photo. He apparently bugged out after walking the wrong way on the stage at last night’s debate. We hope he advertises this face as a reason to vote for him – it’s way more awesome than health insurance. [Photo: GettyImages]

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Afternoon Snack: Aubrey O’Dog

Aubrey O’Day showed up at L.A. fashion week with her loyal boyfriend dog in tow, as usual, dressed in a devil Halloween costume. Sadly, she looks a whole lot scarier than her little friend.  [Photo: GettyImages]