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Suggesting rock may well be dead, the red carpet at last night’s NME Awards was filled with zombified corpses, trudging past the cameras in the clothes they were buried in. While comedian Noel Fielding put the most effort into his ghoulish appearance (we always wondered what the vampire son of Keith Moon and Groucho Marx would look like), the award for Zombie Prom queen still has to go to Courtney Love, whose Twitter is putting Tila Tequila‘s to shame thanks to incoherent missives to fellow NME attendees Ke$ha, Lily Allen and Slash, alleged friend Katy Perry (run, girl!), and a long rumination about “hatef—ing” John Mayer. Hope you like your sexting sloppy!
do you ever feel like spite hate f—ing @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !/but like say your f—ing @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times/ oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not for me/ hate f—ing is an art like “the pit” meaning you rape each other and then beat the s— our of each other so u can feel s—/ gentle “lovemaking” isnt really great for a grat tuetonic queen who likes to dominate and everyonece in a blue moon allows some dominance
Mayer has so far shown impressive restraint, only sharing classy black-and-white photos and brief variations on “great show, (town I just played!)” with his online followers. But you ignoring this must be a struggle.
See what Ke$ha, Allen, Agyness Deyn and others wore to the NME’s zombie jamboree in the gallery below.
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Tacking the word “awkward” to any sentence about Kristen Stewart almost feels redundant by now, but the Twilight star looked less than confident in her art deco mini-dress at last night’s Elle Style Awards in London. Maybe she knew (seemingly) confessed boyfriend Robert Pattinson was bawling and boozing at home, wishing that the fear of a Twi-Hard uprising didn’t keep him from shouting his love from the rooftops and guarding her on the carpet, not unlike how Edward protects Bella in the Pacific Northwest. Hey, it’s a possibility.
Also attending were stars like Kylie Minogue, Claire Danes, Carey Mulligan, Colin Firth, Agyness Deyn, Leona Lewis and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. See what they wore in the gallery below.
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Kelly Osbourne and Shannen Doherty were seated together at the G-Star Raw show at NYC Fashion Week yesterday, and we can’t think of a more inspired pairing. Kelly got her big break stomping angrily around her house on The Osbournes, being frutstrated by her misunderstanding parents, her obnoxious brother (who was younger but always acted older) and vain boyfriend (remember the singer from The Used?). Shannen, of course, was Brenda on Beverly Hills, 90210, where she stomped around her house, frustrated by her misunderstanding parents, her obnoxious brother (who was her twin but always acted older) and vain boyfriend (Dylan!). Ironically, with the ex-Charmed star reportedly hawking a reality show, she might have been the one asking Kelly for career advice.
Also attending were such fashion fanatics as Adam Lambert, John Legend, Agyness Deyn, Liv Tyler and Terrell Owens. See what they wore in the gallery below.
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Don’t try to eat a powdered donut through a veil, y’all! Grr! Lady Gaga accepted a Stylemaker award at the 2009 ACE Awards in NY, dressing the part in a predictably absurd ensemble. Compared to this camera hog, fashion world freaks like Betsey Johnson, Agyness Deyn and Marc Jacobs almost look normal. Ok, they still look outrageous. Check out their flamboyance and flair in the gallery below.
Victoria Beckham‘s ascension from former Spice Girl with a dodgy track record in solo singles to top fashionista was officially confirmed last night when she attended the Vogue dinner for London Fashion Week. Looking skinnier than ever, Posh wore one of her own creations to the star-studded dinner at Le Caprice restaurant, which was also attended by Alexa Chung, Agyness Deyn, Henry Holland, Naomi Campbell and Daisy Lowe – still continuing in her oh-so-unmodelly practice of smiling at the cameras, which we totally love.
We bet Posh was abso-frickin-lutely thrilled to be at the event, and can only imagine her enjoyment was translated into ordering her favorite frozen grapes “dinner” from the menu. Mmmm!
Calling all too-cool-for-f*cking-school hipsters! Do you dress like you’ve just fallen over in a charity shop covered in glue? Do your friends still think you look incredible and set trends wherever you go? Have you changed your name from something totally normal (Laura Hollins) to something bizarre and almost unpronounceable? Are you in a relationship? Good! Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond Jr have split and an opening has arisen for a new leftfield celebrity couple to show us the way in hair color, co-ordinating bright jeans and insane hatwear. Good luck, edgy twosomes! [Photo: Splash News Online]
Supermodel Agyness Deyn – seen last night in NYC – proves that not everyone is going through terrible economic times. Just the cost of her shoes alone could save 5 different failing companies. Jerk. [FilmMagic]