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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Ali Lohan Denies Surgery And Drugs In An Effort To Be “The Good Lohan”

We all remember where we were that fateful day in September when Ali Lohan stepped out with her new face. But despite the drastic and undeniable transformation, those close to 17-year-old claim that the change was all natural. Her agents at Next Model Management attributed the new look to “a growth spurt”. Hmmm, do lips and cheek bones go through growth spurts, too?

But now Ali herself is opening up about the controversy, insisting that she never got near the knife. “It’s stupid,” she told the New York Post‘s Page Six Magazine. “I don’t listen to it. It’s absolutely not true. I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old,” For a start, she claims that her mother, Dina, would never allow such a thing. “I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No!” (Wait, is this the same mother that goes out partying with her fresh-out-of-rehab daughter, Lindsay?)

But it’s got to be rough trying to make it as a young model in Hollywood, with temptations at every turn. In fact, the littlest Lohan admits to being offered drugs on occasion. But luckily she remembers her D.A.R.E. training … and her big sister. “I just say no,” she says. “I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from. I’ve seen people do it to her, so I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no.’ ” That’s really awesome Lindsay taught her that! But let’s hope Lilo didn’t teach her about lying, too.

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17-Year-Old Ali Lohan Seemingly Procures Entirely New Face

Oh, Lohans. Will you never cease to make us question your collective decision-making skills? Ali Lohan was photographed in Beverly Hills yesterday while hitting the salon with big sis Lindsay, and not only did she look strikingly thin, but something else was…off. Since signing to NEXT Model Management last month, Ali’s lips appear plumper, cheekbones more swollen, nose refined, eyes more “alert” and eyebrows completely re-landscaped. We’d love to believe her almost-unrecognizable new face is due to some sculpting makeup, Lip Venom and masterful eyebrow threading, but we’re skeptical.
We must note that Ali’s 17 years old, meaning her mother Dina likely had to sign off on anything she may or may not have had done. Oy. [Photo: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan Escapes To NYC, Reportedly Quits Smoking

As she herself admitted, Lindsay Lohan‘s court-permitted return to NY last night was an emotional one. “I love ny – but the paparazzi @ jfk just gave me an anxiety attack…I was half asleep!” she tweeted. “They’re such animals well- @ least im with my family in the end…xo.” Sure, the paparazzi is annoying, but there could also be the fact that she’s been stuck in LA dealing with legal drama that appear almost certain to win Lindsay jail time following her probation violation hearing next month.

Judging from how often she touched her mouth, it’s also possible she was on edge for another reason—LiLo has reportedly quit smoking, with TMZ claiming she’s working with a trainer daily to stay off the tar. Considering how flustered anyone looks after a cross-country flight, we certainly can’t blame Lindsay, who has less than two weeks to decide whether to accept a prison-guaranteeing plea or risk worse, for getting upset.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Where In The World Is Cody Lohan?


The Lohan family is famous for dragging their kids into the spotlight (as evidenced on the show Living Lohan and also everything else they’ve ever done), so there’s something that’s been concerning us lately. Where the hell is their youngest child Cody? Dina and Ali Lohan have been in California visiting Lindsay in rehab, papa Michael is busy retooling (haha, tooling) his song for Lindsay, and eldest son Michael, Jr. is 22 and old enough to be living on his own, so we’re not worried about him. It’s one thing if they have, for once, been sheltering Cody from the media and actually using good judgment with regard to his upbringing, but that’s just so unlike them.

The picture above, of Cody attending school on Long Island in November 2009 is the most recent one we could find. And if we are to believe that this is Cody’s MySpace page, at least we have evidence that he’s alive and well (and communicating with Ali and Dina solely through the internet – the comments section on the site are priceless). So is Cody making a concerted effort to avoid the spotlight? Does he just not want to go on rehab runs to visit Lindsay? Or is he hitching a ride home on the Long Island Expressway as we speak because someone forgot him at the airport? We may never know.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

The Lohans Are The Roaches Of Reality TV – They Will Not Die


We’re going to see a lot more of Lindsay Lohan – apart from her portraying Linda Lovelace, that is. Lindsay, her mom Dina, sister Ali and other siblings will be appearing in a new reality show. The show will be all about the cameras following them around while they go about their daily lives, Keeping-up-with-the-Lohans style.

Dina revealed, “We have already started filming. The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses. I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do. The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines. We’re discussing a deal with a major network.” It goes without saying that dad Michael Lohan isn’t part of the show. Uh, obviously.

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