Well here’s a story the likes of which have not been seen since the days of Alexis and Krystle Carrington. (They’re from Dynasty, young grasshoppers. It was Gossip Girl for old people in the 80s.) According to Page Six, Kylie Minogue and her model boyfriend Andres Velencoso were at a party recently at B Bar in New York when Velencoso decided to grab another drink, unbeknownst to Kylie. She waited for him and grew impatient, so when he finally returned the Aussie took her fan (Perhaps it was a holdover prop from her days on Neighbours?) and smacked Velencoso across the face with it.
We have to admit we were rubbing our hands with delight after hearing this story. The only thing that would make it more complete is if Velencoso had his drink thrown in his face too and Kylie stormed out in a whirl of shoulder pads and blue eye shadow. [Photo: GettyImages]