Angelina Pivarnick


Angelina Pivarnick Is Moonlighting As A Wrestler

Angelina Pivarnick is having a busy 2011. The Jersey Shore star just got engaged, so of course a week later she did what any traditional, betrothed young woman would do and signed up for a celebrity wrestling show. Yes, Pivarnick will participate in a TNA Wrestling match which will air on Spike TV’s show iMPACT. She will tag team with a Snooki look-alike named Cookie. A girl’s gotta pay for her wedding somehow.

Never again will we mock The Situation for being on Dancing With The Stars, that was downright classy compared to watching the one they call the “Staten Island Dump” get thrown against the ropes.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Gets A Surprise Proposal On The Red Carpet

What better way to show a reality star you love them than Jersey Shore‘s Angelina’s surprise proposal from boyfriend David Kovacs. “Oh my God, the kid just got down on one knee and I was like, what the f–k???” Angelina gasped to RadarOnline, after her man knelt on the red carpet at STYLE360 Sachika’s Fashion Show with photogs swarming. “She was totally surprised but looked really happy and covered her face with her hand to hide her excitement,” a source said. “She kept dropping the ring on the carpet because she was so nervous. But David picked her up and the two hugged and kissed.” Pivariak didn’t even have to punch someone at a strip club to get the cameras flashing! That must have felt almost as nice as getting the ring itself.

Not only did Pavarnick get engaged today, Angelina landed a role in a feature film as well, titled appropriately enough Every Time I Go To Staten Island Something Bad Happens. Pivariak must have had a gut feeling she would soon be slamming back glasses of champagne, because Angelina failed to get on Dr. Drew’s Celeb Rehab after stalling on her contract. “Angelina wasted two months of the network’s time, their money and legal efforts,” a source repaired. “She was fishing for the best deal she could get, she felt she was worth more than they were offering.” However disappointed she might be, it’s really more of a positive thing not to pay Dr. Drew at such a young age. There’s plenty of time for that in the future. The girl is 3 for 3!

[Photos: Getty Images]

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by (@seapeaz)

The 100 Hottest Celeb Bikini Pics Of 2010


You’ve just about made it through another holiday season full of tons of food, holiday traffic and crazy cousins. Congrats! Now it’s time to ring in the new year with the 100 hottest celebrity bikini pictures of the year. You’re welcome! Our gallery is ordered from one to 100, with #1 being the hottest. Miranda Kerr is the reigning champ from 2009 — not even Vanessa Minnillo in a skimpy pink bikini could topple her in 2010. Enjoy!

1. Miranda Kerr
2. Vanessa Minnillo (More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures)
3. Kim Kardashian
4. Kim Kardashian (More Kim Kardashian bikini pictures)
5. Brooklyn Decker (More Brooklyn Decker bikini pictures)
6. Bar Refaeli (More Bar Refaeli bikini pictures)
7. Alessandra Ambrosio
8. Gisele Bundchen (More Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures)
9. Rihanna (More Rihanna bikini pictures)
10. Katy Perry (More Katy Perry bikini pictures)
11. Megan Fox (More Megan Fox bikini pictures)
12. Cassie
13. Demi Lovato
14. Coco (More Coco bikini pictures)
15. Justin Bieber (More Justin Bieber beach pictures)
16. Vanessa Minnillo
17. Maria Belen Rodriguez (More Maria Belen Rodriguez bikini pictures)
18. Selena Gomez
19. Rihanna (More Rihanna bikini pictures)
20. Shakira
21. Molly Sims
22. AnnaLynne McCord
23. Amber Rose
24. Holly Madison (More Holly Madison bikini pictures)
25. Jennifer Aniston

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Jersey Shore Outcast Tattoos “Misunderstood” On Wrist

Angelina Pivarnick has a lot to be bitter about. She got booted from her sweet gig on Jersey Shore, denied a spinoff of her own, and her attempts at rapping will be used as joke fodder on blogs for years to come. Why does the world seem so against her? It’s because we don’t understand her, you guys! That’s why she got the word “Misunderstood” tattooed onto her wrist. We’re guessing “Y’all Don’t Know Me!” didn’t fit?

The television star(?) feels like she is “the victim of a bad edit,” which made her out to be a hateful bi-otch on the MTV series. “I knew I wanted to get a tattoo, and my friends said that the word ‘misunderstood’ best described me.” This makes us want to cry. There are a lot of adjectives to choose from, and if our friends ever said that “misunderstood” summed us up, we’d probably have a breakdown. Or get new friends. But she says the label fits. “It’s true, because I was portrayed as the worst person on Jersey Shore.” Which is actually pretty impressive, considering the competition.

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Listen To Angelina Pivarnick’s “Rap” “Song”

Have you been looking for a song so bad that it makes Ke$ha sound like a musical genius? Or a byproduct of the Jersey Shore that doesn’t have to do with tanning or abs? Well, your long, nightmarish wait is over! Angelina Pivarnick‘s rap song, called “I’m Hot” is here and it is…something else. Despite the fact that Angelina comes from Staten Island, home of the Wu-Tang Clan, she has what we politely refer to as a unique approach to her craft. References to Shaolin, no. References to shopping, yes. Clearly she won’t be citing RZA or GZA as influences. And you know how weird it is when British people sing and lose their English accents? Angelina never learned that trick. Have a listen if you dare.

by (@missmuttoo)

That Was Close! Angelina Pivarnick’s Song Will Not Be Unleashed On The World

Have faith in the universe peeps, and it will not let you down. Just two days ago, news broke that Kim Kardashian was recording an album.  And then we remembered, with shock and horror, that the Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick was cutting a track, as well.

We started praying as hard as we could. Because another Paris Hilton-esque catastrophe needed to be avoided at all costs. Looks like *they* listened because  Angelina’s song is a no-go. Hallelujah!

Guess what the magnus opus was called… I’m Hot. It’s like two degrees of separation from Paris Hilton’s That’s Hot! The reason why it’s being canned is because the slap-happy Joisy girl reckons she isn’t being reimbursed properly for her efforts. Read: no cash from her producer Andy Stein, who denies her claim, saying, “I agreed to give [Angelina] exactly what she asked for.”

But we know what the real reason is, right? *Gazes up at the sky in thankful adoration*

by (@missmuttoo)

Jersey Shore’s Angelina Beats Up Snooki’s Boyfriend


Where do we even begin? Because Jersey Shore shenanigans completely fry us! Okay, the best place to start is right from the beginning. In this case it would be Snooki’s new boyfriend Jeff Miranda‘s infamous magazine cover proposal. We doubt the lady in question makes the right choices (hello, arrest for disorderly conduct) but in this case Snooki, did good by saying thanks, but no thanks.

Jeffy here has some major (alleged) baggage here. Expected, of course, ’cause what’s the Jersey Shore (and Snooki) without mayjah drama. He apparently loves ‘swinger’ parties, held a gun at his ex’s head and got served with a restraining order. But the worst? He supposedly tried to get on with Snooki’s housemate Angelina.

And, charming gentleman that he is, he had to respond to Angelina’s news (read: vitriol) in the only way he knew how. In Steppin’ Out, the same magazine he proposed to Snooki in, he stated eloquently, “Nobody cares about her anymore. She’s spreading lies about me to get attention. But she’s very jealous of me and Nicole (Snooki). She should just f**k off. She thinks I’m interested in her, but you would think if I were interested in her we would be dating. I’m not into her. She’s a b*tch.”

Oh and that’s not all. You didn’t think he would be succinct, did you? He added, “…I was never with her sexually. I had a friend who hooked up with her friend and that’s about it. I took a few pictures with her and she feel in love with me. She thought I was a sexy Guido. I tried to be nice to her, but she got the wrong idea. Now she’s jealous. She’s a cock blocker. She needs to get a life. I’m tired of her trash talking…”

Of course then Miss Angelina apparently smashed a microphone on Miranda’s face at at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in New York yesterday. She was filming a web broadcast with Chaunce Hayden when Miranda turned up and started sh*t up. Hayden revealed, “Jeff was yelling that Angelina was jealous of his relationship with Snooki and that she is trying to break them up so she can date him.”

Apparently Jeff didn’t try to defend himself because it all hit him (pun intended) by surprise. Hayden says, “He looked stunned. He stood up like he was going to hit her and a group of people stopped him. She took all the booze on the table and started pouring it in his face and blinded him. I never saw somebody get beat that bad.” Chaunce also said that his face was so swollen he couldn’t speak properly, even though he tried to mutter “I’m going to sue her.”

Woah. If this is true… then… Woah. I mean, we all know that Angelina is a slapper…but this is just insane.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Jersey Shore Reject Angelina To Get Own Show, Delusion of Grandeur

Jersey Shore cast member of 1.5 seasons, Angelina Pivarnick, may not have made the cut for season 3 of the show, but apparently she is already bragging about shooting a new reality program focused solely on her. According to a report over at Crushable, the cast-off guidette claims that the program is “90%” nailed down (she knows 90% is almost 100%, right?) and sneers that “Jersey Shore won’t be there forever.”

*GASP* You shut your mouth, Angelina, yes, it will! Meanwhile, we are pretty sure we can predict what the plot of her new show is going to be: it’s called City of Angel(ina)s, and at the end of every episode Angelina quits the show in a huff, packs all of her clothes in garbage bags, and puts them in the back of her parents’ station wagon. In between quittings, Angelina will work at a variety of jobs that aren’t that difficult and don’t require a lot of commitment, such as ice cream scooper, flip-flop saleswoman, and buoy. Angelina will quit each job in succession because they require her to start work at the crack of noon, interfering with the 23 hours of sleep per day required to have enough energy to carry around all those garbage bags. Slowly it will be revealed that Angelina has at some point hooked up with everyone else in the show (co-worker at Auntie Anne’s, garbage man, seagull) a charge Angelina will deny until these people become famous from being on the show, upon which Angelina will try to trap them in a garbage bag and put them in the back of her parents’ car. The show will be sponsored by Hefty.

In addition to bragging about her imaginary stardom, Angelina took digs at her former cast mates, saying about Snooki: “She’s another one … she’s also a diva.” Why don’t you just insult Michelle Obama while you’re at it, Angelina? Snooki has more class in one acrylic toe nail than you have in your entirely too orange body. That makes us so mad, we might not watch her new show! Haha, who are we kidding? We’ve somehow already set our DVR for it.