Baby Bumps

by (@missmuttoo)

Vanessa Minnillo Is Seriously Baby-Bumpin’!

Vanessa Minnillo Tweets Baby Bump Photo

These two have been off the radar for some time now, have they not? But this picture tweeted by Vanessa Minnillo, with her husband, Nick Lachey is just too cute too ignore. “My Happiness… My Family! Ahhh, My Boys! (Wookie included) …” was the message. ‘Nessa’s baby bump rivals Jessica Simpson‘s — before she popped. J.Simp being Lachey’s ex, that is. But let’s not get into that, but instead get into how gorgeous Vanessa’s looking. She’s glowing and it shows, especially with that teeny bandeau top she’s in. Also, does that tweet mean she’s having a boy? “Ahhh, My Boys,” includes Nick, but also includes her yet-be-born son, which was confirmed by the couple as they revealed the gender last month saying they were thrilled at the news. Vanessa announced she was preggers in March, FYI, and she’s due sometime in September. That’s two months away. We can’t imagine her belly getting even bigger because it’s already so huge. We wish the couple love and luck for the last two months of their journey and can’t wait to meet their special little man. Wonder if they’ve already got a name picked out and ready?

[Photo via Twitter]

Related: Vanessa Minnillo Pregnant, Helping Nick Lachey Catch Up With Jessica Simpson

by (@missmuttoo)

Guess The Baby Bump: Match The Celeb Mama To The Belly

We had so much fun with our “Guess the Celeb Rock” game we played with you last week that it had us inspired. It may not be jewelry this week, but it’s still something all of us go ohhh over every time: the baby bump. There’s always a fair amount of pregnant bellies around any given season, and the expecting celebrity mamas always look so great. So here’s the game. We’ve got 10 celebrity mothers lined up in a row in our gallery, but you have to go in sequence. Start with clicking on the first picture and guess away. Hint: two supermodels, two singers, two reality stars and plenty of actresses await. Have fun!

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[Photos: Splash News Online/ Getty Images/ Twitter]

by (@hallekiefer)

Molly Sims Is All About Her Latest Accessory: The Baby Bump

Molly Sims is known in part for looking really, really, ridiculously good in a bikini, but there’s only so many times you can rock a set of chiseled abs without wanting to mix it up. Say hello to Molly’s newest accessory! “I bought the belly ball right here,” the Sports Illustrated model and Yes Man actress laughed of her latest adornment. “He’s here. She’s here. We don’t know! Can you guess?”

It’s not just producer husband Scott Stuber, however, who can’t tear himself a way from Molly’s midsection; perfect strangers feel more than comfortable manhandling her bump. “It’s a little weird, I’m not going to lie,” Sims laughs. “But people mean well by it, and also I think it gives good energy.” An accessory that makes you look as good as Sims and makes you okay with people pawing at your stomach? Put our names on the waiting list immediately.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Hilary Duff Slips A Little Something Under The Tree

Hilary Duff and husband Mike Comrie have a teeny tiny living Christmas present headed their way soon, so why not celebrate early with a little abdominal watercoloring? “Happy holidays from the three of us!! @HaylieK what would I do without you and your artistic ways!,” Duff tweeted along with the photo of her festive belly decoration, giving a shout-out to older sister and uterine exterior designer Haylie Duff. Hilary is, of course, taking a page from Mariah Carey‘s seasonal bump artistry earlier this year, which made for the easiest Easter egg hunt of all time. Can this be a thing with all expectant moms now, please? We’ve been looking for a way to jazz up Flag Day forever.

[Photo: Getty Images/Hilary Duff's Twitter]

by (@missmuttoo)

A Very Pregnant Hilary Duff Looks About Ready To Pop

Hilary Duff spent Friday at an ice-skating rink in Santa Monica for a Danskin fundraising event, which raised money for her Blessings in a Backpack charity. She looked gorgeous in a mustard sweater and gray boots — and by the looks of them, they’re not too high-heeled, so props for style and comfort. We may not be experts in baby bump mathematics but that there looks about ready to pop to us. We love how she looks in these photographs because Hils is the epitome of a glowing, happy mum-to-be right now.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

KFed Allegedly Collapses, All Signs Point To Baby On Board

If watching Jessica Simpson‘s gigantic elephant-in-the-room baby bump grow larger and larger with each passing day without comment has taught us anything, it’s to always keep our eyes peeled for secret baby friends. Now that In Touch has reported that Kevin Federline  allegedly passed out and had to be hospitalized, we can only arrive at one conclusion…you guys! Britney‘s ex is pregnant! “Kevin was in the hospital for four days after he got sick and passed out,” a source reported to the magazine, explaining that Federline had been treated for heatstroke and dehydration in mid-November. Okay, sure, it could be heatstroke but we’ve all seen Junior; we all knew this was only a matter of time.

Think about it: KFed’s weight as always fluctuating, plus he loves kids; he now has five, including baby daughter Jordan Kay with girlfriend Victoria Prince. Now he’s getting the vapors and losing consciousness? The source seems to attribute KFed’s hospital stay to his sting on Australia’s celeb weight loss series Excess Baggage, adding “Kevin had to swim across a river with alligators on the show.” Gasp! Just like we would do if we were pregnant. Consider it another case solved for the Fetus Detectives! We mean…TheFABlife!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

Jessica Simpson Is Glowing, Busting Out Of Her Minidress In NYC

Jessica Simpson was almost too much mama to fit into her grey leopard print minidress today while out and about in New York City. We know she said it was just excessive sweat, but between her massive, um, assets and spiked heels, Jessica really does have that pregnant glow. The kind of pregnant glow we’d want to have, anyway. Oh right, and Ashlee Simpson was there too. Just kidding! Between Ashlee’s canary-yellow collar, Bronx‘s adorable fedora-ble and Jessica’s prenatal sheen, they can probably hear our admiring squees down in Soho. Your adorableness can’t run from us, Simpson family! Your shoes are much, much too high for that!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Oh, Baby! Beyonce Is The Master Of Baby Bump Disguise

Beyonce tends to be quiet about her personal bidness (remember that whole secret wedding thing? We know), which is why hearing her squeak out about her ever-expanding baby bump is extra adorable. Could someone please make a dance remix of Bey’s “Oh, baby!” riff from this behind-the-scenes footage from her Live at Roseland: Elements of 4 DVD? Holding up the New York Daily News from September 23, the “Love on Top” singer is practically swooning. “Right now, I’m actually shooting the video,” Beyonce explains. “And I’m six months pregnant, pretending that my stomach is flat in bodysuits!” At least until she turned sideways that is. Then BAM! Fetus fierceness.

In addition to being so cute we can barely stand it, Bey’s video made us realize that she truly has been an expert at playing down the size of her bump. Whether using sparkles, miniskirts or good old fashioned black leggings, Bey kept her belly under wraps until very recently, at which time Babyonce simply refused to be denied (we’re assuming).

[Photo: Beyonce's YouTube Channel]

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by (@hallekiefer)

No, That’s Not A Katy Perry Baby Bump; It’s Just Taco Bell

We thought Katy Perry looked dreamy in her AMAs outfit this weekend, but it seems some people took her (completely non-existent) belly situation as an excuse to start dreaming up a tiny baby friend for the “One That Got Away” singer. Unfortunately for those of you who’ve already started assembling hot pink baby wigs for her shower gift, Katy Perry pregnancy rumors remain just that: rumors. “I like In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell and if you want to make that pregnant that’s your problem,” Perry told The Insider, adding “I still love drinking alcohol so not yet.” The idea that anyone could look at Katy’s teeny, tiny abdomen and think she had a baby on board…well, that is seriously a nightmare.

That being said, we don’t blame girl for coming out and correcting us. No one wants Katy Perry’s SNL hosting gig to get bogged down by the age-old “seven-layer burrito or fetus” debate. “I’m SO excited 2 announce I’ll be HOSTING Saturday Night Live Dec. 10! This is the cherry on top and @robynkonichiwa is part of it!,” the singer tweeted yesterday. Definitely seems like something worth celebrating. To the drive-thru! Then to the bar! Then to the drive-thru again!

by (@hallekiefer)

Beyonce’s Bump Is Starting To Blow!

It’s official: Beyonce has popped, big time. Based on photos snapped this weekend at the New York screening of Bey’s Live at Roseland concert movie, the littlest diva is making her presence known. The new film, which features four shows performed by Jay-Z‘s lady back in August, technically co-starred Babyonce; even as a zygote, Bey was sure her unborn would draw focus.  “The whole time I definitely was thinking, ‘Everyone knows, everyone can see,’ ” the “Love On Top” singer explained at the event, adding, “When you’re pregnant, it’s a little bit harder to breathe, so it was hard doing all the choreography and singing at the same time.” The film will hopefully impress her offspring as much as it will impress fans. Joked Beyonce, “[I hope he or she will say] I can’t believe I was in that belly!” Please. We all know that’ll be the baby’s first full sentence.