One thing you don’t expect to hear discussed on chipper lighthearted breakfast television is sex acts. Which is why this clip from Good Morning America earlier today is one of the best things we’ve seen in a while. Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher and Lizzy Caplan swung by the Times Square set for a chat with host Elizabeth Vargas about their new movie, Bachelorette. But what started as a simple promotional stop turned into morning television gold as Fisher began to describe taking her 50-something mother to a strip-club. Admittedly we missed the first half of the story, but we’re guessing something bachelorette-y was involved.
“I thought it would be fun!” she says. “And it was fun initially. I dressed her in a red dogs collar. And then I went to the bathroom momentarily and when I came back a gentleman had removed his briefs, she was laying onstage laying flat and he was about to teabag her.” Bam. In one fell swoop, Isla Fisher just dropped what has to be the most depraved story we’ve ever heard told on daytime TV. No wonder gross-out comedian Sacha Baron Cohen marrired her! It’s hard to say which is better: the story, or Vargas’s puzzled reaction to the term “teabag.” Check out the full clip below and see what you think!
Two premieres went down last night and both happened in L.A. The first was Ashley Greene‘s new film, The Apparition, which rolled its red carpet at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. We’re loving the color of Ashley’s strapless, raspberry Donna Karen Atelier gown. Its complements her new lighter ‘do like a dream. What a difference a little gust of wind can make (as you can see in the first and second picture.) A little puff and bam — a whole lot of very toned leg. We love the drape of the cascading ruffle down the side as well. We’re not sure what to make of the nude Jimmy Choo slingbacks, and wish she had picked a more exciting heel. But Ashley looks so glamorous that we’re going to ignore that quibble.
Giving her competition, were Isla Fisher and Kirsten Dunst at the premiere of their movie, Bachelorette, at the ArcLight in Hollywood. Let’s start with Isla (the third photograph) whose red, lace-overlay Reem Acra Resort 2013 dress is plain stunning. Especially that deep-V neckline. It’s at once sexy and demure. She opted for nude satin Sergio Rossi pumps, which we don’t mind, but wish she had chosen a strappier heel instead. But again, that dress, with that hair, makeup and smile get a big thumbs up from us. Kirsten was the most bohemian of the lot wearing a turquoise Jean Paul Gaultier Resort 2013 maxi, belted at waist, ruffled at the bodice with cute over-sized buttons lining the torso. We’re not sure about the belt, but love the color on her. The mussed hair and rose lipstick works for us too. She accessorized this look with Chloe’s “Elsie” bag, a Jennifer Mayer gold pendent necklace and a Rolex watch. All three actresses pulled off completely different looks and while we’re leaning towards Isla’s more, we’d like to know who you favor?
The new trailer for Kristen Dunst‘s wedding comedy Bachelorette is out, and it looks flawless. It also looks very, very familiar. A pack of friends who must grapple with jealousy, gentlemen and Jell-O shots before eventually realizing the only thing that really matters is friendship? Sign us up…again! Really, now that we think about it, Bachelorette is basically the bachelorette party scene we never got to see in Bridesmaids, blown out into full-length movie form. A stroke of genius, is what we’re saying. Of course, we noticed a few other elements present in both films, specifically…