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Pam Anderson Teaches Us How To Unleash Our Inner Showgirl At Every Age

For over three decades, Pamela Anderson has remained an aesthetic fairytale to pubescent boys. No stranger to surgical enhancements, Pamela has body parts that seem to defy the laws of physics. Although a Canadian brunette by birth, the lovely Ms. Anderson went on to become the ultimate California girl with her permanent tan, bleached blonde hair and astonishingly large chest. Her jaw-dropping looks have earned this sun-kissed bombshell a place on the cover of Playboy more times than any other woman in the magazine’s history and have made her a household name. Clearly whatever this girl is doing is working for her.

As Pam turns 45 today, we take a look back at how her looks have evolved throughout the years, and we gotta say, she has come a long way since her Baywatch time. Her slow-mo beach run may have made her an icon, but her multifaceted career as an actress, model, writer and producer has kept her in the public eye. Never ceasing to make headlines with stories of her skimpy fashion choices, animal rights activism, tumultuous love interests, and hepatitis C troubles (gasp!), Pam has truly become one of Hollywood’s favorite bad girls with a heart of gold. She can still dress in almost non-existent outfits and still definitely knows how to party.

Happy Birthday, Pam! We hope you keep on living the California dream.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Justin Timberlake To Star In Baywatch Movie? Why We Love And Hate This Rumor

Justin Timberlake is rumored to be the top choice to star in a Baywatch movie

The Internets are abuzz this morning with a rumor that the producers of the long-in-the-works Baywatch movie are considering Justin Timberlake for the lead. According to TwitchFilm.com, he’d play “a disgraced former Olympic swimmer who tries out for the Baywatch crew.” This sounds like awesomeness along the lines of Jonah Hill’s and Channing Tatum’s 21 Jump Street characters, which renewed our faith in all TV-show-to-movie adaptations. Also, we are already planning many Justin Timberlake shirtless galleries, slo-mo running videos and GIFs.

Alas, some industry experts, like Indiewire, think JT would never go for the part, since he’s all into serious movies that prove his acting chops (like Friends With Benefits?) And maybe that’s a good thing. If he made a movie like this, and we all went to see it, since we are powerless in the face of his charms, it would mean he would keep acting all the time … which in turn means that he’ll continue NOT RECORDING MUSIC. So now, hear us, Hollywood (especially you, Baywatch studio Paramount, since we’re the same company and all, and should be working together for the greater good). DO NOT sign Justin onto your movie unless there’s a clause in his contract that requires him to record at least 14 new tracks. (None of this “music supervising” for Jessica Biel’s next movie stuff either; we want the real “Sexyback” deal.) /Rant off.

[Photos: Getty Images, Pearson All-American Television]