Bear Pattinson

by (@shalapitcher)

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Breakup Rumors Spread To Poor Pup Bear

Kristen Stewart and Bear Pattinson

Believe us when we say, we really, really want these depressing Robsten headlines to stop arriving in our inboxes/news feeds/brain-implanted gossip receptors. But as long as they come, it’s our job to report them, with a bit of a reality check, of course. Today’s comes from RadarOnline, which reports that the latest bit of collateral damage in the possible breakup is Bear, the mixed-breed dog that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart adopted from a shelter in New Orleans.

“After Rob moved his things out of their Los Angeles apartment, he then told Kristen he wanted Bear,” an insider reportedly told the gossip site. “She was heartbroken — they adopted Bear together and she always felt that he was their little baby.”
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by (@katespencer)

Bear Pattinson Parties In Big Apple, Sports Sexy Blue Leash

Bear Pattinson sported sexy stripes while chilling in the hip East Village neighborhood of New York this week. The mutt, best known for his work as Robert Pattinson‘s dog, was also decked out in a chic bright blue leash. Sources tell us he may also be linked to Kristen Stewart, pictured above, but her people have yet to confirm that she’s his co-owner. Says our insider, “Kristen and Bear were definitely acting very friendly. She tugged on his leash and he followed close behind. At one point he even wagged his tail at her!” Prior to prancing around on the Bowery, Bear was spotted getting frisky off the leash with KStew’s bodyguard in Vancouver.

Bear recently battled a “puppy disease” called Parvo, but Rob hooked him up with “the best” care possible and our posh pup is clearly on the mend. What’s next for the dog that his owner calls “100 percent mutt”? Our sources remain tight-lipped, but we suspect a hike through Los Angeles’ Runyon Canyon may be in the works.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

[In case anyone thinks we’d write something like this for real…it’s a joke. But we do think that blue leash is sexy. Werk it, Bear!]