Best Week Ever

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5 Things We Would (And Will) Put In A Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Taco

With a sneaky Facebook photo, Doritos officially announced the long-awaited existence of the sister to the beloved Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco: THE COOL RANCH TACO BELL DORITOS TACO. Because everyone knows that Cool Ranch is the best Doritos flavor (I will fight you on this), and the conversion of the chip into a taco shell has been a wild success for both Doritos and Taco Bell.

That’s why, we’re preparing for the arrival of the Cool Ranch Doritos Taco by putting our favorite things in/on it.

Take a bite…

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Who Will Win The Puppy Bowl? Only The Cutest Puppy, Obviously

(Yes, that under eye black sports grease is imagined.)

It’s that time of the year again. Time for the cutest puppies to run around a mock, dollhouse-shrunken replica of a football stadium. It’s Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl! Go long, pups! I forget whether or not there’s a winner involved, but I know that I’m judging these ADORABLE animals by their ADORABLENESS, because that’s how you become a winner in my (play)book.

So who’s gonna win the big game?

Let’s look at the line-up.

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What To Make Of All Of This Beyontroversy? (Beyontroversé?)

What’s the big deal? Queen B got a little backtracked assistance during her Presidential National Anthem debut. Wouldn’t we all like a little backtracked assistance sometime? But lip-syncing, especially that little move she pulled with the earpiece, made it appear that Bey was hiding it from us. And we don’t like when our celebrities hide things from us. As you can imagine, this became a huge deal and everyone weighed in–causing us to give it this catchy name (you like?) and have our very own Nick Turner set things straight.

What do you say, NicK?