ICYMI or “In case you missed it,” today had some of the best news ever. We’ll run you through it right now.
- Eighteen severed human heads are discovered by customs agents at Chicago’s O’Hare airport
Eighteen (18) severed HUMAN heads were casually delivered to Chicago by airplane this morning. I say casual because here is the official quote from customs:
“Everybody here is “Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads” and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of.”
Uh, that’s because it is. And maybe if you’re so jaded about it, you should find yourself a new job.
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This week was full of stuff. So much stuff that we bet you missed some. So MUCH stuff, that we bet you need to catch up. Don’t stress, we have just what you need here: A GIF WALL OF CATCH UP featuring the week’s best in rapidly-moving objects from pop’s finest sources.
Below, the only GIFs you’ll need to sum up the week.
Darth Vader should’ve been played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. We know this now, thanks to a video that dubs Arnold’s voice over Darth’s and by staring at the crappy Photoshop (see above) for way too long. It’s important to note that Darth Veder is German for “Darth Father” and Arnold Schwarzenegger is also German. It makes perfect sense.
The prized (and proof!) video is after the jump.
What’s in store for the new year? The cast of Best Week Ever has some thoughts…
It’s Friday, so I can confidently say that this is the best Tumblr of the week, maybe even, of the month. Bold claims, but after Destiny’s Child (aka Beyoncé +2) announced that they were “getting back together” with an album of unreleased remixes and one (1) brand new track, everyone flipped out. Meanwhile, on the cover of said new album, Vanity Fair makes a good point that “the only person on the cover with even a hint of a smile on her face, while Rowland and Michelle Williams look as though they feel slightly betrayed and can’t yet trust again.” Yikes.
Now, a Tumblr has emerged…
Some GIF suggestions, ASAP.