Sure, Hollywood is a town full of twenty-somethings strutting their stuff in the skimpiest outfits known to human-kind. But over the weekend Jada Pinkett-Smith put forth the argument that ladies just get better with age, by using herself as evidence. And you know what? We’re inclined to agree with her! The lovely Ms. Pinkett-Smith tweeted a smoking hot swimsuit pic while on a beach outing with her famous family.
“To my Forty and over crew!” she wrote in the caption. “Don’t believe the hype…we DO get better with age!” The 40-year-old hot mama’s seaside strip served to inspire as well as show off her enviable physique. But her rock hard bod comes with a a ton of hard work. “I don’t eat for pleasure,” she was quoted as saying in Essence Magazine in June. “I eat for my schedule so I have to eat high-protein, lots of greens and healthy carbs so that I don’t fall flat on my face.” Well whatever she’s doing it’s definitely working! We hope we look that good at 40…or right now.
Welcome back to the ever-popular and much beloved VH1 Celebrity Bikini Awards! Yes, it’s that time of year again, where we pit your favorite stripped down celebs against one another to see has the most bangin’ bikini bod of 2012. Happy summer, folks!
Now that we’ve made Mickey Mouse blush by showing the sexiest Disney stars in bikinis, VH1 Celebrity continues the swimsuit parade with the hottest ladies of reality television. Our last list may have been filled with teen queens, but this time it’s all about the Wives!
We’ve got Mob Wives stars Big Ang, Drita D’Avanzo and Renee Graziano, Evelyn Lozada from Basketball Wives, Imani Showalter and Draya Michele of Basketball Wives LA AND Real Housewives Countess LuAnn, Kelly Bensimon and Gretchen Rossi. That’s a lot of seriously hot wives! Plus we have Ice-T’s lovely wife Coco, and ex-My Fair Brady lady Adrianne Curry. Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson recently got married, and even Kim Kardashian was a wife for a little while there, right?
For over three decades, Pamela Anderson has remained an aesthetic fairytale to pubescent boys. No stranger to surgical enhancements, Pamela has body parts that seem to defy the laws of physics. Although a Canadian brunette by birth, the lovely Ms. Anderson went on to become the ultimate California girl with her permanent tan, bleached blonde hair and astonishingly large chest. Her jaw-dropping looks have earned this sun-kissed bombshell a place on the cover of Playboy more times than any other woman in the magazine’s history and have made her a household name. Clearly whatever this girl is doing is working for her.
As Pam turns 45 today, we take a look back at how her looks have evolved throughout the years, and we gotta say, she has come a long way since her Baywatch time. Her slow-mo beach run may have made her an icon, but her multifaceted career as an actress, model, writer and producer has kept her in the public eye. Never ceasing to make headlines with stories of her skimpy fashion choices, animal rights activism, tumultuous love interests, and hepatitis C troubles (gasp!), Pam has truly become one of Hollywood’s favorite bad girls with a heart of gold. She can still dress in almost non-existent outfits and still definitely knows how to party.
Happy Birthday, Pam! We hope you keep on living the California dream.
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Oh come on! We knew we were never going to own bikinis like Kate Upton does, but now she has to take one-piece swimsuits too? People had almost forgotten the legacy of Pam Anderson, and now Kate’s busting out a red one-piece in Vogue Spain. Couldn’t you have stuck with those terrifyingly small bikini bottoms you were rocking for awhile, girl? Soon everyone else is going to have to start wearing those old-timey striped swimsuits with built-in shorts from the 1920s to avoid comparison. Why did we type that? Now Kate knows what she has to look good in next!
Of course, as “la novia nueva de America,” Kate’s Vogue Spain shoot is only one of approximately one billion photoshoots we’ve seen so far this summer where the Sports Illustrated model has demonstrated her complete mastery of the swimsuit. There’s her patriotic GQ spread, there are those Terry Richardson photos that somehow manage to look way too wholesome to be shot by Terry Richardson, there’s her own bathing suit line. What other swimware could Kate possibly dominate next? Oh no…if she makes wearing a giant Tweetie Bird t-shirt she won at Six Flags over a bathing suit sexy, so help us god…
[Photo: Vogue Spain/Miguel Reveriego]
It happens right? You’re in the surf, the tide hits and suddenly, your bikini bottom (or top) doesn’t want to stay put on your body. You turn beetroot red, pull the wandering garment back on and get on with it. But you don’t have camera’s trained on you most of the time, like this young lady does. But, who is it? Click after the jump to find out. Read more…
It looks like her pointguard boyfriend Dwyane Wade isn’t Gabrielle Union’s favorite kind of Miami Heat! The actress spent her Memorial Day under the sizzling sun on Miami Beach, enjoying herself in a tiny white bikini and rip-roarin’ cowboy hat. She was joined in the sand by fellow basketball girlfriend Savannah Brinson, who’s engaged to Heat forward LeBron James. The two took a dip in the ocean before taking it easy in a shady lounge chair. Isn’t that what summer long weekends are for? Check out more in the gallery below!
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We had two thoughts when we first saw Gisele Bundchen’s fantastic cover for the June/July issue of Vogue Paris: 1) Damn, we really need to get in shape for summer, and 2) whatever happened to the Coppertone Girl? Of course that was once our minds regained the power of words after processing Mrs. Tom Brady’s fantastic-yet-sandy backside. Imagine the effort that went into that sand placement. There’s no way Vogue would leave that to chance. They probably added each grain piece of piece until they had it exactly to their specifications. It’s like the sexiest mosaic that the world has ever known. The fact that we didn’t even realize she was topless really speaks to the mystical power of Gisele’s booty. We love how she stares down the camera with a look that definitely says, “Yes, I’m covered in sand, but my bottom mustn’t be disturbed.” Who knows what other pix can be found under the cover? We’ll have to wait a few more weeks until the mag hits the streets to find out!
[Photo: Vogue Paris]
Cinco de Mayo is generally seen as the kickoff to the summer bikini season, and we can’t think of a better way to get things started than with Maria Menounos! The Extra host and Dancing With The Stars hottie was spotted at Bud Light Lime’s ‘Lime-A-Rita’ Cinco de Mayo party in Las Vegas over the weekend showing off her killer dancer’s body in an electric green two-piece. This makes sense, because Maria celebrates most things with a bikini, including Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and the Super Bowl. What are traditions for, you guys!? She was joined poolside by DTWS partner Derek Hough, who was not wearing a bikini. So for that reason we’ll focus less on him and more on Maria. Get your photo fill in the gallery below!
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Carmen Electra’s killer charm and electrifying body has made her a staple in the entertainment world for close to twenty years. The blue-eyed beauty got her start by appearing in minor roles and print ads back in the mid 90s, but it was her role in the television classic Baywatch that launched her into the stratosphere. From there she earned parts on the big screen in movies like American Vampire, Scary Movie, and Starsky & Hutch, and landed on the cover of Playboy an astonishing five times!
But life hasn’t been a total beach for Carmen. Who could forget her tabloid train-wreck of a marriage to Dennis Rodman one drunken weekend in Vegas? And her reality wedding to Jane’s Addiction front-man Dave Navarro didn’t fare much better. Though her love life may have been questionable sometimes, we love her anyway. So to celebrate her 40th (!?) birthday, check out the ageless beauty’s 30 most electrifying looks in the gallery below. Enjoy!
Screw June, July and August; April is officially the hottest month of the year! Why? Because it’s the month that brought us searingly sexy ladies like Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker and Rosie Huntington-Whitley. But that’s not all. Today Miranda Kerr steps up to the birthday plate, as the Aussie hottie and Victoria’s Secret angel turns 29 today! She’ll probably be celebrating with celeb husband Orlando Bloom and baby boy Flynn, but we’ll be right here celebrating with some of her hottest bikini photos of all time. Check out the gallery below to see more of her, and her fellow April birthday-mates. Who do you think is the sexiest April baby of all time? Let us know in the poll!
[Photo: Splash News Online]