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Rihanna Posts A Bikini Malfunction On Facebook

Rihanna has been very generous in sharing her vacation photos on Facebook, and in making us realize how much our lives all suck compared to hers. The singer’s FB albums have become almost as anticipated as her music albums, in no small part because they feature her bikini-clad self in glorious locations, drinking some fantastical tropical drink concoction under the warm Caribbean sun. It makes us feel kinda insecure about our vending machine coffee.

Riri’s latest vacay swimsuit extravaganza (from her Hawaii trip in January) dropped last night, and it’s easily her hottest yet. She surfs (in a bikini)! She swims (in a bikini)! She lies down (in a bikini)! Then she mixes it up and ditches the bikini for some skinny dipping under a waterfall. It’s like an R-Rated Bob Ross painting! What’s more, she even posted a bikini-centric wardrobe malfunction (NSFW), which occurred while she was spraying her body with tanning oil for the cameras. Innocent accident, or…not so much? We’re not sure, but Mark Zuckerberg’s gonna be pissed. Check out her 30 hottest new vacation pics in the gallery below!

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[Photo: Facebook]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Get Lucky With The Hottest Ladies Of The Friday The 13th Movies

Uh oh, you guys. It’s Friday the 13th, and we all know that’s up there with black cats, breaking mirrors and opening umbrellas in the house! Bad stuff can go down if you’re not careful today, like stubbing your toe, missing your bus, ripping your shirt…or getting chased by a chainsaw-wielding dude in a hockey mask! Yes, Friday the 13th can be a bit of  a drag. So that’s why we’ve assembled this list of the hottest women from the Friday The 13 horror film, both the original and 2009 remake! So check out the gallery below to see all of the super sexy women who’ve been terrorized on the big screen by Jason Voorhees and his deadly chainsaw. Hopefully it’ll bring you good luck…or at least make you feel better about all the bad luck you’ve been having! And hang in there, tomorrow’s another day.

[Photo: GQ/Getty Images]

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Kim Kardashian Shares Her Deep Thoughts About Reality TV, Bikini Clones

Every time Kim Kardashian starts to hint at the fact that she’s actually a disgruntled, introspective soon-to-be divorcee with a lot to say, she immediately distracts us by pointing out to us how good she looks in a soaking wet white bikini. “I do believe in love. I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought,” Kim sighed to British Cosmo as part of a surprisingly downbeat interview. Girl is currently keeping it real! Well, up until the part where she posts a photo of her bikini clone on Twitter. “Double Trouble,” she tweeted along with the photo. We know that other Kim isn’t real, Actual Kim! Get back to the part about sadness and heartbreak!

Fortunately, Kardashian also got contemplative about the toll reality TV took on her marriage to Kris Humphries, and how Keeping Up With The Kardashians might affect any future marriages she might want to last longer than 72 days. “I don’t think I would stop [doing the reality show] – I love doing it – but I wouldn’t have another relationship shown on the show,” she explains. “That might be too personal, especially when you’re just meeting someone.” Call us crazy, but now we want to hear about all of Kim’s theories on reality television and modern relationships. We already know she looks smoking in a two-piece; give us more Existential Crisis Kim!

[Photo: Kim Kardashian's Twitter]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Paris Hilton Tops Our List Of The 25 Craziest Celebrity Swimsuits Ever

Paris Hilton stepped out onto the beaches of Sydney yesterday looking as though her top had been attacked by a grizzly bear. We were starting to wonder if she’s hooking up with X-Men’s Wolverine, but then we realized it’s just some kind of new-fangled fashion forward swimwear. The heiress is no stranger to strange beachwear, having graced many shores in outfits ranging from glam to gross.

Of course, Paris isn’t the only star who likes to bare her bod in unique styles. Head on down to the gallery below to catch some of the craziest (and hottest!) celebrity bikinis of all time! From Kim Kardashian to Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria to Ke$ha, we’ve got ‘em all. Let the weird tan lines begin!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

The Kardashian’s Reveal Their Bikini Line (Err, Not Like That)

The Kardashian sisters are no strangers to bikinis, so it makes sense that they added a swimsuit line to their Kardashian Kollection. Luckily for us, Kourtney, Kim and Khloe decided to take ‘em for a test run in front of the camera lens! The first photo for their Sears collection was posted on designer Bruno Schiavi’s Facebook page today, and the Krew looked stunning as ever. “First look at our new Kardashian Kollection Swimwear campaign,” he wrote. “The girls look incredible!!!!!” There aren’t enough exclamation points in the world for that statement.

But all isn’t rosy in Kardashian-Kountry. Modeling legend Janice Dickinson threw a mega diss at Kim in the wake of her flour attack last week. “Throwing flour on someone is rude,” Janice told RadarOnline.com. “I think Kim should be tarred and feathered!” Ouch! Ms. Dickinson has apparently never been a huge fan of Kim. In fact, she’s gone on record saying that Kim’s famous booty is in fact “a heap of lard!” Easy, Janice! “I support PETA,” she continued. “Anyone that wears fur is rude and disgusting! Especially Kim Kardashian. She is rude and disgusting.” OK, so we can officially add her to the list of peeps who aren’t keeping up with the Kardashians

[Photo: Facebook]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Selena Gomez And Ashley Tisdale Face Off With Hot Bikini Twitpics

Spring is definitely in the air this week, so what better time to check out pictures from the set of Spring Breakers! Selena Gomez tweeted this picture of her bikini-clad self leaning against a cop cruiser with the caption “Spring break busted.” We hope it’s for the movie…

Fellow Disney alum Ashley Tisdale also tweeted a spring break bikini pic, but this one ain’t for a movie. The actress showed off her cheeky side/monster wedgie as she posed on the beach. At least we think it’s her. We guess there’s no real way to tell. Someone call the dude who play Ryan in High School Musical! Maybe he knows. Anyway, check them out in the gallery below, and then vote in our poll for which Disney babe has the hottest twitpic!

[Photo: Twitter]

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Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez Go Wild In Bikinis Filming Spring Breakers

What would Walt Disney say!? Former High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has already ventured a long way from her kid-friendly demographic. But now it seems like she’s corrupting fellow squeaky clean actress Selena Gomez too *gasp*! At least that how it appears on the set of their latest film, Spring Breakers. The gals gallivanted with costar Ashley Benson in little more than bikinis, soaking up the Florida rays at the beach and on mopeds by day, and swigging Jack from the bottle by night! We’re not sure, but they’ve probably just lost the PG rating. Check out the gallery below for more sexy fun in the sun and naughtiness at night!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Birthday Girl Rihanna’s 24 Hottest Twitpics

Today is Rihanna’s birthday, but unfortunately, guys, you can’t lick the icing off her cake. The “Talk That Talk” singer recently wowed us with her simple yet sexy Giorgio Armani gown at the 54th Annual Grammy Awards. But that’s not all! Ri Ri also gave an unforgettable performance alongside Coldplay and walked away with two wins for her vocal additions to Kanye West’s “All of the Lights.” She may have a killer wardrobe (and body), but the pop princess is showing a different side on the big screen this spring, making her feature film debut in Battleship, scheduled to hit theaters May 18.

If you don’t want to wait that long for more Rihanna, the Barbadian beauty is rumored to drop the new video for “Birthday Cake (Remix)” pretty soon featuring, yep you guessed it, her ex-beau Chris Brown. Some how in the midst of all this, Rihanna still manages to take to Twitter to chat with her “Rihanna Navy” and post some pretty great Twitpics. Since the good girl gone bad turns 24 today, here are Rihanna’s 24 hottest Twitpics!

[Photo: Rihanna's Twitter]

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The 20 Hottest Kate Upton Photos Of All Time

Have you seen the angel gracing the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? Victoria’s Secret Angel, that is! Our prayers have been answered and mega-hottie model Kate Upton has been tapped to appear on the cover of SI‘s prestigious bikini edition. It’s like the Oscars for the only people in the world who are even more attractive than Hollywood A-Listers!

Although she was named Rookie of the Year in last year’s issue, there was some question as to whether Kate would make the front page. Some feared that she was simply too young and hadn’t paid enough dues to receive the honor. But we guess the peeps at SI used their brains (and their eyes!), as Kate victoriously unveiled the new cover last night on the David Letterman Show.

They say that all computer programming is just a bunch of ones and zeros. If that’s so, head to the gallery below for the hottest collection of ones and zeros you’ve ever seen! We’ve got 20 reasons why Kate Upton not only deserved the cover, but the title of Hottest Bikini Babe In History too. Enjoy!

[Photo: Getty Images/SI]

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Should Kate Upton Be The Next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl?

She was named Sports Illustrated’s Rookie of the Year in last year’s esteemed swimsuit issue, and now it looks like mega-hottie Kate Upton may be their MVP. Despite only being 19, the Victoria’s Secret Angel is reportedly leading the race to be this year’s SI swimsuit cover girl! The cover is to be unveiled this Monday on the David Letterman Show, but Kate isn’t spilling the beans just yet. “All I can really say is that I’m in the issue,” she told Page Six Magazine. “Fingers crossed!”

Other contenders for the honor include Chrissy Teigen, who is engaged to John Legend, and Adam Levine’s GF Anne V. “There’s no clear front-runner” an SI insider told Page Six. “There’s a lot of talk about Kate in general…It really comes down to the best picture wins.” Would you like to see Kate grace the cover of the mag? Let us know in the poll!

[Photo: SI]