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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Will The Smith Family Please Adopt Us?

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The Smith’s are probably the most talented family in showbiz. Daddy Will is one of the most bankable (and likable) box office stars in the world, Mamma Jada is a stylish actress and death metal singer (say wha!?) and kids TreyJayden and Willow have accomplished more before the age of twelve than entire generations of our family ever have or will.

So we’ve established that they kick major industry tush. But these pics from their family outing in the Bahamas make us wish we could be honorary Smiths for a day. The sun, the sand, the smiles, the sexy physique (talkin’ about Jada), the surfboard that isn’t floating away because we’ve wiped out and almost drowned; call us cynics, but this all just seems too good to be true! Clearly, these parents just DO understand. What is your secret, Smith Family? Show us the way!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pics Proves It Rules To Be Nick Lachey

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You would think an ex-boy bander and former reality show has-been would lead kind of a bummer life. But Nick Lachey has a new reason to make us all wish we were him, and her name is Vanessa Minnillo. The happy couple announced their engagement last week, and spent the weekend in the 98 degree (we’re guessing) heat of Mexico for a joint birthday bash. We bet even Nick high five’d himself when no one was looking.

Check out the gallery below for just twelve of the reasons why we think Nick Lachey has a pretty sweet life.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@seapeaz)

The 20 Sexiest Snooki Snapshots

UPDATE: Snooki Arrested For Disorderly Conduct On Jersey Shore

Snooki hair-bumped and fist-pumped her way into our hearts faster than a spray tan last winter. Since the end of Jersey Shore‘s first season we’ve been sitting here pitifully with a pint-sized human-shaped hole in our hearts. But fret no more FABlife friends! The Jersey Shore is back tonight and we’re heading to “Miami bitches!” ZOMG, we’re so excited we feel like we’re about to liquefy into a glass of red bull and vodka!

If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably listened to the Jersey Shore soundtrack about a hundred times and have the Season 2 trailer memorized word for word, so to tide you over we’re bringing you The 20 Sexiest Snooki Snapshots! Do we even have to explain why? The tiniest lady on the Shore knows how to party like a proper guidette while dressing to impress every time. Browse through the pics (bikini photos included!) and let us which Snooki shot is your #1.

20. Purple Perfection
19. Snookin’ For Love
18. True Blue
17. Wet And Wild
16. Get Naked!
15. You Love My Lady Lumps
14. Beach Babe
13. Glam Gal
12. Snooki To The Rescue
11. We’re In Miami Bitches!
10. Poof!
9. Sporty Snooki
8. Little Black Dress
7. I Kissed A Girl…
6. Snooki Shake
5. Nicole Snooki Pole-Izzi
4. Miami Mama
3. Snooki Smooches
2. Breath Of Fresh Air
1. Animal Instincts

Bonus: Sweet Tooth (A photo too adorable to ignore!)

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by (@katespencer)

J-Woww Does Maxim, Shocks Us With Her Hotness

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When you’re on a reality show that’s about to jump the shark, posing in a bikini for Maxim is par for the course. This morning we find ourselves analyzing these recent pics of Jersey Shore‘s J-Woww (Jenni Something-or-other, we’ll never learn her real name so why bother), and we’re pleasantly surprised by what we see. Sure they’re your standard ‘wet hair posing in a bikini licking a Popsicle like it’s a peen’ kinda photos, but J-Woww looks so stripped down and natural that we’re actually able to see that she’s somewhat pretty in that girl next door with massive fake boobs sorta way.

If J-Woww dropped the boob basket tank tops and Broadway show makeup and just walked around in bikinis and wet hair, it’d be a major improvement. Hint, hint, guidette.

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[Photo: Maxim]

by (@katespencer)

Kim Kardashian’s Day Off Looks Like Every Other Day

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Kim Kardashian (and her sis Kourtney) took a day off from her strenuous reality TV filming schedule to stretch out on a yacht while checking her Blackberry. Hilariously this looks like every other day in Kim’s life. From what we’ve seen (which embarrassingly, is a lot), ol’ Kimbo spends most her of time walking into gyms, getting mani/pedis, dining with her two sister-clones, and fawning all over her boyfriend Reggie Bush. Challenging stuff – and definitely deserving of a day off. [Snort.]

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Kate Winslet Moves On With A Smoke, A Bikini And A Cup O’ Tea

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Newly single after a break-up? Let bikini-clad Kate Winslet serve as your role model. The actress just announced her split for director-hubby Sam Mendes yesterday, and was then spotted stone cold chillin’ on a yacht off the cost of Mexico. The Oscar queen kicked back with a smoke (ciggie, we presume, but we’d love it if it was something a bit naughtier) and a cup of tea, while relaxing in a bland black bikini. We’ve seen her glamorous Oscar gowns, and we think she should spice it up a bit on the bathing suit front. At least add a rhinestone or two, Katie. You’re single now, after all!

Kate was joined by her kids (not pictured) and some mysterious handsome dudes, who we’re gonna assume are friends, or perhaps the ship’s crew. Would a class lady like Kate Winslet really take a lover so soon after a split? Sure, but she wouldn’t bring ‘em out in public, people. Besides – we all know who really makes her heart go on – that ol’ chunky co-star of her’s, Leo DiCaprio. Check out her Golden Globe acceptance speech to watch her cry and gush about her beloved (and then nonchalantly thank her ex-husband).

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

TGIMILF: Bikini-Clad Kelly Bensimon Shows Off Her Big Apples

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It’s okay if you don’t know who Kelly Bensimon is. In fact, you’re probably better off just admiring her from afar, where she’s still sexy, svelte and sweet on the eye. As anyone who’s suffered through the drama she throws down on The Real Housewives of New York can tell you, up close she’s as annoying as stepping in a giant puddle of slush in the middle of Times Square (yes, we did this today).

The Kellster is in Miami this weekend and crashing at the Fountainebleau Hotel, where she’s throwing a party tonight for her uh, fans? Friends? (Does she have either?) You can also catch her on the cover of this month’s Playboy magazine, or walking the beaches of Miami in this cute string bikini right now. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@katespencer)

Leonardo DiCaprio Wins Again

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Did ya hear? Shutter Island – the Scorcese-directed thrilled starring Leonardo DiCaprio – scored big at the box office this weekend, raking in $40.2 million in ticket sales. According to Business Week, “It had a stronger opening weekend than any previous film directed by Scorsese or starred in by DiCaprio, including their three previous collaborations.” In short, Leo is hot sh*t right now. Add to that the news that he has rekindled things with longtime on-and-off gal pal Bar Refaeli, and it’s obvious what’s going on: the guy’s the king of the world. A shlubby, aging, dumpy king.

Bar is off in Mexico this weekend, lounging around with girlfriends while her boyfriend is off pocketing millions just because he’s learned to do a poor man’s Boston accent. Life isn’t fair for most of us, but at least we get to watch how the lucky ones live, right? As if that’s some sort of consolation.  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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