You know how The Secret suggests you make a vision board decorated with all your deepest desires so that the Universe will know you want a new dishwasher or a pony or a smaller brain tumor? Twitter is kind of like that, but instead of a cork board, you use the Internet and instead of the Universe, you are telling us. Plus it actually works! Alexa Vega knows what we’re talking about at least, and her wish seems to be “for everyone in America to know I’m hot.” The Machete Kills actress posted a booty shot yesterday, bragging “Cliff jumping in #Maui.” While we would personally be worried about all the coral, rock and stuff that could scrape our bare butts, what easier way is there to tell people you are an adult babe than with a thong picture? There is none.
You might recall how the internet blew up when the Spy Kids actress first announced her attractiveness via Twitter photo this past summer. Since then she’s been keeping up her Twitter game, what with her Machete Kills outfit and her Halloween costume and what appears to be a smattering of other photos on Instagram. You put your hotness out into the world, and the world recognizes your hotness. It makes a lot of sense. We should tell Oprah about this. What are we saying? Oprah already knows. Oprah has already been knowing.
2013 is only a week old, but Christina Milian is already making a stab at earning the “Hottest Twitpic of The Year” honor! The multi-talented star shared her new years resolution to get in shape along side by super sizzlin’ swimsuit photo. “This will be my body by spring! You ready?!” she captioned the apparently vintage snap, posted in honor of Throw Back Thursday. But time definitely diminish its hotness, that’s for sure! “I’m determined to have this body back,” she assured her followers. Although we have to say, we’ve seen some recent bikini photos of Christina lately, and she still looks pretty much just like that. Head on down to the gallery of her photos two-piece photos below and you’ll see what we mean! Maybe her new years resolution should be to easy up on herself a little bit, huh? Can someone get her Jennifer Lawrence’s number? Maybe they can coach each other through it.
Christina Milian was criminally left out of out Summer 2012 VH1 bikini awards, and we’re still not totally sure why that happened. Probably something as simple as not being seen out and about in a two-piece when we were putting the competition together. But we truly feel horrible, because she totally has what it takes to go head to head with Beyonce for the bikini crown! Just like Queen Bey, she’s a talented actress with a singer’s voice and the physique of a model. That’s why she kills it at all of those professions. There’s always next year, Christina!
Despite not tasting bikini royalty, Christina’s had a pretty sweet life. She’s appeared in movies like Ghosts Of Girlfriend’s Past and Pulse, and done turns in classic TV shows like Sister Sister, Clueless, Charmed, and Smallville. She even lived the dream by marrying fellow R&B star The-Dream! Sadly they divorced a short time later, but their union produced baby Violet, who is hands down the cutest thing we’ve ever seen. Sorry Kim Kardashian’s new kitten, them’s the breaks. The lovely Christina turns 31 today, so to celebrate/apologize for the bikini awards oversight, we’ve compiled her 15 sexiest swimsuits of all time!
With the summer coming to a close we’ve decided to celebrate the only way we know how … by remembering this season’s sexiest celebrity bikini bods. Between all of the Twitter and Instagram uploads and paparazzi shots, there was a never-ending stream of photos of scantily clad stars, so it was hard to narrow it down to just 20 top shots, but we did it! It should also be noted that there were plenty of runner-ups including Aubrey O’Day, Brooklyn Decker, Vanessa Hudgens and Irina Shayk. (And of course, our Bikini Awards runner up, Claudia Romani, whom we didn’t include because she got a place of honor in our Breakout Stars of the Summer feature.) Browse through the gallery of our top pics and vote for the celebrity you think had this summer’s hottest bikini body.
We’ve known for a long time that SI covergirl and dance enthusiastKate Upton looks pretty awesome in bikinis. But a little known fact is that she also looks really good nude, too. She demonstrated this talent in the latest issue of Contributor Magazine, where she appeared in a spread that was heavy with the glam as well as a the hottness.
While in what appeared to be Versailles (or a reasonable multi-million dollar stand-in) the 20-year-old strutted her stuff around antique furniture and finely appointed drapery. A tip for the people at Contributor: when you have Kate Upton without clothes, people are going to be happy no matter where she is. You don’t have to spring for a mansion.
The editors called it a “Fashion Story: A Study of Kate Upton,” but it seemed to be much less about the fashion and more about the Kate Upton. But the “study” did prove the fundamental, undeniable fact that Kate Upton looks good in everything, and in nothing. Don’t trust us? Head on down to the gallery below and check out the pics! They’ll make believers out of you.
The Force is strong with Adrianne Curry, as you can see from the photos above. The model/reality show starlet/Comic-Con enthusiast celebrated her 30th birthday over the weekend with a Star Wars themed Vegas pool party! It all went down at the Beach Club inside the Encore hotel this Saturday. Wielding her very own lightsaber, the former Mrs. Peter Brady was served by bartenders in Darth Vader masks while models dressed as Storm Troopers danced nearby. The birthday gal tweeted tons of photos from her big day, clad in the traditional birthday bikini. “Like my saber skills?” she captioned one. They definitely seem better than Luke’s! Is Adrianne hotter than Princess Leia? We know better than to pick fights with Star Wars fans, so we’ll keep our opinions to ourselves. But check out the gallery below and judge for yourself!.
The only thing hotter than the weather this sweltering July was our Twitter feed! Celebrities of every stripe were tweeting teasingly scandalous photos that were not always safe for work (unless you work for VH1 Celebrity, in which case, it’s cool). It seemed like there were more super sexy skin-filled Twitpics in July than in the rest of 2012 combined! Maybe it’s global warming?
Selena Gomez modeled a selection from her new bikini style line, while Adrianne Curry modeled her BDSM-inspired Comic-Con outfits. Rihanna tweeted so many sun-drenched photos from her never-ending Mediterranean vacation that we’re starting to imagine that we were there. Some celebs, like Aubrey O’Day, Heidi Klum and, of course, Coco, tweeted up-close and personal pics of their favorite body parts (spoiler alert, it was usually boobs or butts) and reps from the Kardashian Klan went more for the full body shots. The Spears sisters both weighed in with bangin’ bikini shots of their own, and High School Musical soul sisters Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens did the same.
We had hot moms like Jada Pinkett-Smith, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Alba. And Kris Humphries’ rumored GF Myla Sinanaj shared a pic to prove she’s gonna be a hot mom in the near future. And of course models like Candice Swanepoel, Bar Refaeli and Tyra Banks turned even the most humble Instagrams into glam shots worthy of GQ and beyond. If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the gallery below. But if you want the sexiest Twitpics of July 2012, you’re in the right place!
So, we hear you’re in the market for new Rihanna bikini photos? Well, you’ve come to the right place! We just got the new July 28 edition in, and they are a major upgrade. MUCH higher resolution than the last model, and a smaller bikini! This set shows the singer in the midst of her never-ending chartered yacht vacation off the coast of Portofino, Italy. She and her friends snorkeled in the sea to catch a glimpse of the glorious underwater grottos…or to find a pair of sunglasses someone dropped overboard. We’re not sure which.
We’ll admit, there are a few drawbacks to these spectacular photos. They do come after rumors that RiRi has been using this Mediterranean excursion to rekindle the old flame with her infamous ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. And also, the Rude Girl apparently broke her toe during a brief stint as a guest bartender after dropping a bottle! But despite these two glitches, the photos are pretty solid. So why not head on down to the gallery below and take ‘em for a test drive?
To be fair, this downward spiral started yesterday with Stacy Keibler tweeting that ridiculously awesome photograph of her abs. She killed two birds with one stone: proving that she has a body to die for and debunked the myth that she may have been carrying George Clooney‘s baby. That picture did wonders for our self esteem. NOT. Anyway, it’s almost like Victoria’s Secret models have some sort of spidey sense about these things. Should anyone who is a non-model grace the interwebz with pictures of their bodacious body, a VS Angel will pick up the scent and make sure the mere mortal’s photograph is wiped from memory. How do they do that? By sending out shots of their own genetically superior bodies, dressed in very little clothing.
Just look at Miranda. Stacy’s hot and everything, but her picture’s slowly being mentally erased by what we have in front of us. Miranda sent out one simple tweet, that didn’t even have a major caption or message. All it hinted at was, “Just posted a photo.” It’s the picture you see on the left. Grainy, zebra-printed bikini awesomeness. ‘Nuff said. The second one shows that Ms. Kerr has been doing a little bit of reading in between frolicking on beaches. The hot pink bikini snapshot, on the right, had the caption, “50 shades of Miranda…” Someone’s digging a certain Christian Grey, obviously. Also, can we ask all of you how it’s possible to look like that? We’ve tried It’s not happening!
You’d think that Kate Upton would be an old pro when it comes to wearing swimsuits. She’s been modeling for the likes of Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated for years, and now she even designs her own! But barely there bathing suits can still be pretty temperamental, no matter how much experience you have. In Kate’s interview with GQ, she tells a wardrobe malfunction that occured during the sizzling cover photo session. And although it was nightmare for her, it’s probably every dude’s dream.
“We were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m wearing a one-piece,” she explains in the upcoming July issue. “And all of a sudden the whole entire top falls off! I’m holding myself, laughing, turning bright red, but a lot of people are watching, so they kicked us out of the Santa Monica Pier—it was so embarrassing.”
Elsewhere in the revealing piece (*rim shot*), the model opened up about the epic “Teach Me How To Dougie” viral video that made her famous. The clip shows Kate gettin’ down at a Clippers game last spring, and has been playing on loop in our minds ever since. Although it looked like she didn’t need anyone to teach her how to Dougie, she insists that she’s a rookie. “That was my first Dougie!” Kate’s a woman of many talents. Check out more from her GQ spread in the gallery below, and get a behind the scenes look at the photo session in the video above! No, it doesn’t feature the wardrobe malfunction, but we have a feeling that you’ll enjoy anyway.