Pamela Anderson celebrated Memorial Day weekend in the best way she knows how — rocking a teeny-tiny bikini on Malibu beach. It’s easy to mock the former Baywatch babe these days – what with her going crazy for charity, opening a strip club and getting her boob out on the catwalk. But let’s be honest, she still looks pretty amazing for a nearly 42-year-old. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Memorial Day Weekend: The Unofficial Kickoff To Swimsuit Season. While we stand by the theory of “flaunt it if you got it,” some celebs need to reconsider baring all. Though Kim Kardashian and Jessica Alba may look fab in a teeny bikini, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pauly Shore should reconsider their banana hammocks. We’ve taken the liberty of gathering pics of the skimpiest swimsuits Hollywood has to offer, which will induce everything from boners to nausea to the urge to do 1,000 sit-ups.
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You’d think that if you were just about to open a new boutique in Miami, you’d be way too busy to strip down to your bikini for a game of beach football. But then you wouldn’t be Kim Kardashian, would you? Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney have been staying at the glamorous Fountainebleau Hotel to prepare for tonight’s grand opening of Dash, the east coast branch of their Los Angeles shop.
In advance of the opening, Kim is doing exactly what any marketing genius would do, which is to look exquisite while bouncing up and down on the beach. Since we’re already on the subject … you can dress like Kim by ordering clothes from her page on the Dash website — if you’ve got enough money. [Photo: Splash News Online]
David Furnish‘s Cannes yacht party may have been Monday, but Hayden Panettiere and British TV presenter Steve Jones were still sunbathing together the next day. The pair have been seen frequently together for about week, in both London and Cannes: if they’re not dating, they’ve truly become fast, half-naked friends. Eat your heart out, Milo Ventimiglia!
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Hayden Panettiere showed off her full body tattoo while sunning in Cannes, and we hope she didn’t pay full price. It reads “vivere senza rimipianti,” which would mean “live without regrets”—if it didn’t have an extra i in “rimpianti.” Embarrassing!
Check out other famous celebrity tattoos in the gallery below.
Cannes isn’t all parties and film deals for Paris Hilton. The socialite and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt took to the pool at the Eden Roc Hotel to soak in some rays and pose for the paparazzi. If Paris was worried about her skimpy swimsuit shifting inconveniently, she didn’t let anyone know.
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Miley Cyrus can have all the Lucky Charms she wants! The singer had a Twitter flip-out Friday evening when web boards called her fat for posting “I just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms” earlier that day.
im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words. the ones that scar people and cause them to do damage to themselves or others. people that are so okay with being so hateful diguist me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible b. reading stories/articles about what happens when cyber abuse and name calling happens…oh and ps if your thighs don’t jiggle go see a doctor. thanks.
Ironically, Miley didn’t look self-conscious at all—let alone overweight—as she enjoyed the Bahamas in a bikini that same day. If she hadn’t brought up those Lucky Charms, we can’t imagine why any geek would have hated on her in the first place.
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Holly Madison will be replacing another Dancing With the Stars alum, Kelly Monaco, in the Las Vegas revue PEEPSHOW. Although PEEPSHOW features topless dancers at the Planet Hollywood Hotel, Holly will not be appearing topless.
“I feel like this is perfect for me,” Holly said. “I’ve always wanted to be in a really classy, sexy burlesque show.”
PEEPSHOW currently stars Kelly and another former Dancing With the Stars contestant, “Scary Spice” Mel B. Earlier this month, Holly told The Fab Life that she was excited about upcoming projects in Vegas. “It’s going to be a blast,” she said.
PEEPSHOW isn’t the only work Holly will be doing in Vegas. Holly helped Las Vegas earn a Guiness World Record for the World’s Largest pool party, with 281 participants in swimwear marching along the Vegas strip. Check out our gallery of Holly and the World’s Largest Pool Party! [Source: PEOPLE; Photo: Getty Images]
Jamie Foxx blames it on the alcohol, and Miss California Carrie Prejean blames it on the wind. Carrie explained that the most recently circulated photos of the controversial beauty queen topless, which were obtained by TMZ, were not done with her boobies out purposely, it was just “a windy day.” Luckily for Carrie, Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump announced today that she will keep her crown, and the Donald seems to think the photos are “just fine.” [Photo: Splash News Online]
Holly Madison soaks up some rays in Las Vegas this weekend, while relaxing at the Flamingo GO pool. The Girl Next Door texted on her Blackberry and happily posed for photos while lounging the day away with her Playmate pal Patrice Hollis. [Photos: Getty Images]