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Marisa Miller Better Watch Her Back

We have no idea who this model is posing for Victoria’s Secret in St. Barths, but we think she has a shot at becoming America’s Next Top Underwear Model. Marisa Miller, the Sports Illustrated cover girl who topped Maxim‘s last Hot 100 list, holds that fictitious title for now.

But this new girl, like Marisa, is perfectly toned and tanned and has the legs of a giraffe (a good thing in modeling!). Also like Marisa, she looks sexy whether she’s giggling, running through the water, or staring at the sky as if she were about to make love to the sun.

The only difference between the two models, in our uneducated opinion, is that New Girl doesn’t have an all-American look. Nope. She doesn’t. We don’t know why, but we think she’s French. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Editor’s note: Scandalist readers have pointed out that “New Girl” is ultra-established model Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s Brazilian, not French. We apologize for the lack of research. We also apologize for misspelling Marisa Miller’s name. This has been corrected and the writer has been lashed.

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Marisa Miller Can’t Stop Showing Off

Well, she’s at it again. Marisa Miller is still down in St. Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and – surprise, surprise – she still looks good. Her bod either makes you jealous or turns you on (or does both!) and she has every right to flaunt it. Of course, we’ve got the bikini pics in question for your hungry eyes below. Say hello to this generation’s Christie Brinkley – the all-American girl who we’ll never get – or look like. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Paris Works Not So Hard For Her Money

Paris Hilton pushed her butt this way and that while dry-humping a dude on the beach this week at a photoshoot for FILA. Apparently she’s the label’s spokes-skank, which makes us never want to buy their products again. If Aubrey O’Day was hawking their threads, we’d be singing a different tune. But alas, the wonky eye wins again. More pics below. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Pam Anderson Is Still Good At One Thing

She may be unemployed and aging, but Pam Anderson is still a pro at rocking a white bikini. We dare you to find a celeb who can do it better! Pam made the best of her bod while on the beach in Malibu, her usual haunt. Perhaps she should just make this her full time job? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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This Is Marisa Miller’s Job

Marisa Miller‘s sole job is just to look hot (as seen above for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot in St. Barts). She’s paid to frolick like she’s just had two wine coolers and can’t help but giggle as she dances like a fairy in the frothy sea. She is probably a millionaire. She definitely has a sweet life. We’re obviously jealous. The end. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Paul Walker Takes It Slow And Peaceful In Hawaii

Paul Walker‘s going to spend a lot of quality time with Vin Diesel, promoting April’s Fast & Furious. So you can’t blame the guy for spending the last weekend in Hawaii with his girlfriend, romping in the waves and generally acting like it isn’t January. Who knows? With his body, this may qualify as promotion too.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Holly And Criss Make A Run For The Border

Hef who? Holly Madison has long forgotten the ex-boyfriend who made her famous. Rather than dishing the dirt on Mansion life and catfights this week, like Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt, Holly headed to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with boyfriend Criss Angel, who is on a two-week break from his Las Vegas show Believe. The happy couple hung out on the beach at their luxury resort and relaxed with friends. Criss reportedly has plans to take his Girls Next Door star girlfriend horseback and ATV riding while on their getaway. When they return to the states, Criss will resume his show and Holly will reportedly field offers to make cameos in several Vegas strip show acts. [Source: Las Vegas Weekly; Photo: Splash News Online]

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Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell Storms American Idol

Of all the interesting characters we met on last night’s American Idol season premiere, no one made a bigger impression than Katrina Darrell. Technique, enthusiasm, disability, psychosis—none of these compare to the timeless appeal of the bikini. While Darrell’s voice wasn’t atrocious, it was her choice of attire (or lack thereof) that moved Simon and Randy to send her to Hollywood. All Kara or Paula could do was seethe.

Unsurprisingly, this isn’t the first time Darrell has worn a bikini in public, as revealed by this video of “model/singer” Darrell posing at a photo shoot last year. Love her body or hate her shameless self-exploitation, we haven’t seen the last of Katrina Darrell…or her bikini.

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Whitney Keeps It Hot In Miami

Whitney Port soaks up the sun while in Miami, Florida over the weekend. LC’s former co-worker sported a striped bikini and snuggled with rocker boyfriend Jay Lyon while filming scenes for her new reality show The City. Check out our gallery of The City star. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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