Birthdays

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Kim Kardashian And Her Famous Derriere Turn 32 Today: Count Down Her 32 Most Bootylicious Looks

Kim Kardashian and her impossibly round backside are clearly taking over the world one exploit at a time, and we can’t bring ourselves to look away! It’s been almost six years since this reality star(s) busted out on the scene thanks to the sex tape she made with former boyfriend Ray-J. Then Kim and her derriere landed in more respectable households with the  E! series Keeping Up With the Kardashians. There haven’t been any more X-rated leaks, but Kim has literally bared it all in front of the cameras: From, her brief relationships with NFL star Reggie Bush and Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin to her even briefer 72 day marriage to … what’s his name again? Oh yeah, Kris Humphries, and now her six-month and counting relationship with rapper Kanye West. We have even had the privilege of seeing Kimmy from the inside out when she had an X-ray performed on season 6 of KUWTK to prove that her big ol’ booty is in fact real! The 32-year-old has seriously her hand (and rump) in just about everything you can think of. From endorsement deals, to her own perfume and fashion lines, everywhere you turn it seems like Kim and her well-endowed backside are not far behind. So in honor of her 32nd birthday, we ‘re counting down the star’s most bootylicious looks!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Birthday Girl Miranda Kerr Helps Keep April Hot!

Screw June, July and August; April is officially the hottest month of the year! Why? Because it’s the month that brought us searingly sexy ladies like Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker and Rosie Huntington-Whitley. But that’s not all. Today Miranda Kerr steps up to the birthday plate, as the Aussie  hottie and Victoria’s Secret angel turns 29 today! She’ll probably be celebrating with celeb husband Orlando Bloom and baby boy Flynn, but we’ll be right here celebrating with some of her hottest bikini photos of all time. Check out the gallery below to see more of her, and her fellow April birthday-mates. Who do you think is the sexiest April baby of all time? Let us know in the poll!

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Snoop Dogg Celebrates His 40th Birthday With A Forty Cake

Snoop Dogg turns the big 4-0 today, and to mark the occasion he got a cake shaped like…a forty. The rapper celebrated at Hollywood’s Rolling Stone Lounge last night with a cake featuring a bottle of Colt 45 malt liquor made out of fondant icing. Some sparklers also adorned the top, because something had to be blazin’ on his cake. We hope he washed it down with some gin and juice. Fellow guests include hip hop luminaries like Dr. Dre and Bootsy Collins. Check it out in the gallery below!

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Enrique Iglesias: 36 Years Old…Or Ageless?

A lot can change in 15 years, but one thing sure hasn’t changed much…Enrique Iglesias‘ face! Ok, he did get his mole removed, but otherwise this dude is practically ageless. In honor of the singer’s recent chart comeback and 36th brithday, we’ve put together a little challenge for you. Each of the 16 photos below were taken in a different year: 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, and so on to 1996…only we’ve jumbled the chronology. Do you think you can tell which photo comes from what year? Check out the gallery below and give it a shot—the answer key is after the jump.

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Taylor Swift Celebrates Best Birthday Ever In Lamest Possible Fashion

61618247rnrnWhat did you do the night you turned 21 years old? We imagine it involved hitting the local watering hole with a few of your closest friends and tossing back sexually-themed (and totally gross tasting) shots like Blow Jobs, Buttery Nipples and Screaming Orgasms. Not Taylor Swift, though! Instead of letting loose on the one night it’s socially acceptable to get drunk as a skunk, the eternally prissy pop princess celebrated her 21st birthday in the most boring way possible, with a “super low key,” alcohol-free pizza party at her house. As Taylor herself would say, “What?”rnrnNow, it’s not that we condone going a role model like Taylor going out getting sloshed every night of the week (even though we tend to). Rather, it’s just that we wish that Taylor would stop acting like a sheltered adolescent and start acting like the worldly adult that she clearly is. After all, she already acknowledged that she got horizontal with the horndog John Mayer, so it’s not like she’s all that innocent. Drop the phony pretensions, Swifty, toss back a Budweiser or an appletini (your choice!), and let your freak flag fly! Or, at the very least, hit the bowling alley and knock back a White Russian, Big Lebowski style.rnrn[Photo: Artist's rendering of Taylor's indulging in a pepperoni slice at her pizza party]

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Ashlee Simpson Celebrates Birthday With Jessica, Pete, Cupcakes

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Ashlee and Jessica Simpson took enough time off from their busy filming schedules to pose next to a precariously balanced cupcake tree at Ash’s 25th birthday in Vegas this weekend. While Jessica chose to hide her bikini behind flowing, see-through fabric, happily-married-to-a-toadstool Ashlee showed no such modesty.

Check out some snaps of the festivities in the gallery below.

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Madonna Celebrates Birthday With Kiss & Fashion Flashback

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Madonna celebrated her 51st birthday over the weekend in Portofino, Italy, looking her usual age-defying self. Accompanied by her children and boyfriend Jesus Luz, the pop superstar took in a boat trip with everyone wearing custom-made Madonna t-shirts (she’s still a diva superstar, after all) followed by a dinner at the chi-chi Splendido hotel.

Cuddling up to her boy-toy on the yacht, it was clear to see the couple are very much on, although we have to question Madge’s choice of swimwear. Wearing a sport vest and baggy shorts, Madonna looked more like an Edwardian bather – especially with that frilly parasol – than the ripped superstar we know she is. If even Madonna doesn’t want to wear a bikini after three hour workouts each day, what does that say?! [Photos: Splash News Online]

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LiLo And SamRo Back Together For Birthday

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Hang on, didn’t she celebrate this already? Still, Lindsay Lohan took the opportunity to celebrate her actual 23rd birthday AGAIN by showing off the fact she is totally back with Samantha Ronson. The on-off-on-off-on-off-oh-God-we’re-getting-dizzy-now pair took in a civilized lunch in Malibu yesterday — and not a public row, or broken window was in sight. Perhaps the seventeenth (approximately) time will be the charm for these two? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Who’s Older? Ice Cube Or Leah Remini?

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Rapper/actor Ice Cube made his directorial debut with The Players’ Club in 1998. That same year, actress Leah Remini began working on the hit sitcom The King Of Queens. Both stars were born on June 15th. Which one is older?

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