Breakups

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Dear Kourtney Kardashian: Dump Scott Disick

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Cops were called this weekend after Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy Scott Disick got into an argument over a parking job with his neighbor. Hmmm. Maybe Kourtney’s outspoken little sis Khloe had a point when she called him a “douche lord.” Scott, as we know, is no stranger to trouble.

For one, his erratic shenanigans on the Kardashian sisters’ reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians are endless and quite Spencer Pratt-esque. Let’s not forget Kim Kardashian’s last birthday in Las Vegas when Scott was so plastered that he shoved dollar bills into a waiter’s mouth because the waiter had been instructed by Kris Jenner to cut him off. Might we add he also did this after he had belligerently accused Rob Kardashian’s friend of being a hooker.

Fast forward months later to just this past week when Scott admitted in an interview with Ryan Seacrest that yes, he does have anger problems and struggles with alcohol. Um, duh! But apparently he can’t refrain from fighting over silly things like parking jobs.

Maybe this time, love won’t be so blind for Kourtney. Rumors are circulating that she may have moved out of their house with baby Mason. If this is the case, Kourtney, we applaud you! (Do you hear the clapping?)

The irony to all of this is that Khloe was the one forced into attending an anger management class for slapping Scott the “douche lord.” Now who seems like the wiser — and calmer! — one?

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EXCLUSIVE: Rihanna And Justin Timberlake “Keeping Things On The Down Low”

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With the recent headlines that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are “over,” many think that Rihanna and JT’s rumored relationship is to blame for the split. While in Paris this week taking in Fashion Week, a source close to the pop starlet dished to TheFABLife that Ri is very into the former boy-bander.

“They have been talking a lot since the VMAs. They are keeping things on the down low. She digs him,” the source exclusively tells TheFABlife.

Last week RiRi and Justin were first reported to be an item after a source claimed that the two “left together” after partying at New York hotspot 1 Oak. Now that Justin has reportedly broken up with Jessica by phone, could RiRi and Justin be about to make it public? [Photo:Splash News Online]

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LeAnn Rimes Takes Off With New Beau, Sends Ex To Cooking School

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There probably is no consolation for having your wife cheat on you, but LeAnn Rimes seems to think that sending her ex Dean Sheremet to culinary school will help ease some of the pain.

Reportedly, LeAnn is footing the bill for Dean to live in a Tribeca bachelor pad and start his life over in the Big Apple. Dean is reportedly very happy with his new life and attending the French Culinary Institute. Dean wrote on Twitter, “I’m never leaving NYC. Loving my new city!!”

Meanwhile, Dean reportedly has a new pal in LeAnn’s new boyfriend Eddie Cibrian‘s ex Brandi Glanville. “They have been supporting each other,” a source says. “They’ve put the pieces together about the last few months, and they’re developing a good friendship through this.” [Photo: Getty Images]

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Report: Pussycat Dolls Split Up

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Really? And we thought they were all getting along so well! The UK’s Mirror newspaper is claiming the five piece have called it a day because of….you guessed it…jealousy over Nicole Scherzinger‘s role as the focus of the group. Seems that all those countless reports that the girls wanted to kill her were feeling less than pleased about Nicole being talked about more than the rest of them were on the money, and that they have actually split.

“The girls and I have just finished our huge world tour and are taking a break from the band and doing our own thing. We’re all concentrating on our own projects and deciding what the future will hold,” Kimberly Wyatt said. Um, can’t wait! Hopefully not yet more dissing of Nicole, although we’re not holding our breath. [Photo: WireImage]

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Oasis Split For Good

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They’ve “split up” about a billion times before, but apparently this break is for real, and British rock band Oasis are no more. In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Noel Gallagher has walked out on the band he’s been in since 1991 with brother Liam, after relations between the pair became strained until the breaking point.

It’s with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer,” Noel wrote on the band’s official website. “I feel you have the right to know that the level of verbal and violent intimidation towards me, my family, friends and comrades has become intolerable.”

Rumors as to what finally tipped the warring brothers over the edge are varied (and could be many), but the News of the World is claiming that it was because Liam suggested Noel wasn’t the dad of his daughter Anais. “Liam insisted it was meant as a joke, but Noel could never forget the insult, calling it ‘unforgivable’,” the paper reports. However uninspiring and revisionist their music had become in recent years, Oasis truly had been a force to be reckoned with in the glory days of the mid-1990s, and their split marks the end of an era. [Photo: ¬†Getty Images]

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Lady Gaga “Spits Out” Men

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She may have recently said that her heart was “broken” after splitting with boyfriend Speedy, but those close to Lady Gaga reckon she’s a tough cookie devoid of emotion. Gaga’s record producer Rob Fusari undoes all her hard work portraying herself as an emotional wreck with these quotes to The Sun.

“In terms of her break-up, that sort of stuff doesn’t faze her. She’s got a little bit of a Tin Man heart. I’m not trying to sound mean but she eats them up and spits them out. To her men are like candy – take the wrapper off, chew it up a few times,” he said.

Maybe we’re alone here, but the comparisons with early Madonna are just getting too obvious – Italian heritage, crazed ambition, innovative music and new fashion agendas notwithstanding, Gaga’s now reminding us of the Ms. Ciccone who sailed through a selection of hot men in the 80s and 90s. Now, we just need to prepare ourselves for Gaga’s religious awakening sometime in ten years, and wonder which pre-schooler will become her very own Jesus Luz in 20 years time. [Photo: WireImage]

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Nas and Kelis’ BabyDrama

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Nas and Kelis‘ brand spankin’ new baby boy Knight has already been through a lot in his first few hours of life. Reportedly, Kelis’ labor was a long and arduous process, and little Knight took almost three days to pop out. On day two, Nas reportedly tried to cruise by Kelis’ hospital room at 1 am after performing a show, but the rapper was turned away because he was too wasted! The new parents have been feuding over money since announcing their split, and now another item that they will have to fight about is their new son’s hospital bill — which allegedly has not been paid. After seeing the chaotic circus of drama he’s been born into, little Knight is probably screaming at the doc, “Put me back in there!!!! Put me back!!!!” [Photo: Getty Images]

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Nas Announces Birth Of Baby Boy

Divorcing couple Nas and Kelis welcomed a baby boy today and Nas announced his son’s debut in a video.¬† “My son is born today! Shout out to my son Knight,” Nas declares of his newborn spawn. This baby is indeed born at quite a hectic time: Kelis was set to attend a child support hearing yesterday, but missed it when she went into labor, and the former couple have been feuding over finances since they announced their split.

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Katie Price Reveals Miscarriage, Pete Retaliates

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The British media is predictably becoming a daily battle ground as the split between Katie “Jordan” Price and Peter Andre stays nasty. The latest salvo fired by the former glamor girl is the revelation that she suffered a miscarriage soon after returning from the U.S. — and days before she ran the London Marathon. In an interview with Piers Morgan, Katie — who has been accused of crass, tarty behavior in Ibiza since the split — told tearfully what had happened.

“I was pregnant in America and the baby died … Emotionally for any woman, whether you’re in the media or not, to have a baby die, run the marathon, which is also a big thing on your body, and then your husband wants a divorce, split up. That’s a lot for someone to take in,” she said.

But Pete, who has so far come across as the more dignified partner in the messy breakup, responded to Katie’s disclosure in his weekly New! magazine column. “By revealing all about the baby we lost, Kate went against everything we said we’d never do. The miscarriage was a devastating time for us both, but I strongly believe it should have remained private,” he wrote.

The PR battle is certainly on again between the Jon and Kate of the UK, but the whole thing just seems sad when you think about the effect this must be having on their kids. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Jon Gosselin Hangs Out In St. Tropez With His New Girlfriend

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Dear Jon,

We sided with you for the past two years as we watched Kate spew grammatical corrections at you and talk to you as if you were one of your children. We could see in your eyes at the end of last season that you wanted off the show, it was taking such a toll on you. So it came as no surprise to us that you and Kate got divorced and did the whole “we want what’s best for our children” spiel. However, you want to know what’s not best for your children? Being photographed less than a month after your divorce holding hands with Hailey Glassman — your new, 23-year-old girlfriend in St. Tropez. Your new girlfriend who is the daughter of the doctor who did your wife’s tummy tuck. Yes, what’s best for your children is for you to be in the French Riviera with her. And smoking cigarettes together. And taking rides on Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier‘s yacht. Makes total sense.

We were on your side at one point, Jon. Now you’re just making us think Kate was the sensible one all along. You’re making her hair seem sensible! We’re not sure if we can forgive you, J-Goss. Safe travels. Now send your kids a postcard. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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