Breasts

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts For A Million Dollars

We wouldn’t mind being Holly Madison’s insurance agent. Not after The Girl Next Door bombshell took out a million dollar insurance policy on her breasts! She recently did the deal with the Lloyd’s of London firm, in order to protect herself and the cast of her Las Vegas show, Peepshow. Considering the fact that Hugh’s old flame appears topless in the production, it’s a pretty valid concern.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?” she explained to People Magazine, “Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.” Although she knows how silly it must sound, she admits that the decision is purely business-related. “I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she says of her boobs. “They’re my primary money-makers right now.” Check out more of her “primary money-makers” in the gallery below!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Helena Bonham Carter Talks About Her Biggest Assets

She may be a fantastic actress, but her well documented talent isn’t her best asset. Because she has not one, but two major tricks up her sleeve. Actually they’re tucked away a little higher, because Helena Bonham Carter‘s breasts are her biggest trump cards. Bonham-Carter, also known for having a rather unusual sense of style, was at the Director’s Guild of America Awards in Hollywood on Saturday. As is de rigueur on the red carpet, she was grilled about who and what she was wearing. Her response was, “Today I’m wearing huge breasts. No it’s a corset. They’re still real — if you get a proper corset.” Or a Wonder Bra, we might add.

And thus began a rather fascinating conversations about her Bonham Carters. As far as the actress is considered, they are her biggest trophies. She revealed, “It’s amazing what a corset will do. I’m not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes. Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got these?” It’s the lot who don’t get the Golden Globes that need those, Helena. Hi, Coco, Kim Kardashian and gang!

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by (@hallekiefer)

Prepare For Your Mind To Be Blown: Katy Perry Almost Opted For A Breast Reduction

Get ready to pick your  eyebrow off the top off your forehead, because according a new interview Katy Perry once considered breast reduction. Says Perry, as a 13-year-old, “I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’” Wow, and to think: Katy could have ended up some boring ol’ nuclear physicist if she had gone through with reducing her jiggle. Thank the gods she didn’t take them down a cup size; how would adolescent boys know when to enter puberty? From whence would the nation’s breast-mounted whip cream lasers flow? Imagining the possibilities is like It’s A Wonderful Life, but with nipples. Seriously though, Katy, America needs those jugs almost as much as your career needs them. Well, everywhere in America except Sesame Street.

When chatting about the fitted clothes worn during a photo shoot, Katy explained, “I’ll tell you about my boobs and fashion. It can be hard to wear those looks because they’re best on people who have no curves or thighs. I don’t have a Kate Moss body, but I’m very proud and happy with mine.” Ah yes, how hard it must be to be happy with KATY PERRY’S PERFECT  BODY. What a struggle Perry must go through each morning as she pulls on a new latex minidress and faces the new day. Seriously, we just gained 5 pounds of rage weight just thinking about it (admission: it was actually from eating fudge).

Though…would you mind if we pointed out the elephant in the room here? Or rather, the two saline elephants jammed into the skin-tight rhinestone bustier? Are we honestly supposed to believe that Perry was just naturally build like Jessica Rabbit without a boost from a medical profession? IT CANNOT BE TRUE.  Now if you’ll excuse us, this rage fudge isn’t going to eat itself.

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage Is Not A Lesson Sesame Street Wants To Teach Just Yet

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Katy Perry is too hot for Sesame Street. A video, released on YouTube by Sesame Street two days ago featuring Perry and Elmo singing a re-worked version of “Hot ‘N Cold”, has been removed and will not air on the show, after some parents deemed it too racy. We’d show you the video but it’s been scoured from the internet – TMZ has an abridged version you can watch though. And the photo above, which is one of Katy’s TwitPics, shows the raunchy outfit in question.

The video was shot all the way back in March, which means that producers had six months to watch it and in that time, they never considered it inappropriate. Frankly, we don’t see what the big deal is – cleavage is everywhere in the real world. Yes, this is Sesame Street and they are a children’s show and have certain obligations, but we don’t think they crossed a line here. We’re willing to bet that parents who are up in arms about this probably let their kids watch Dancing With The Stars, and those outfits make Katy’s dress look positively wholesome. Tell us, do you think her look too hot for PBS, or are people overreacting?

[Photo: Katy Perry/TwitPic]

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The 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Photos

Oh, how we long to write something mature and introspective about the 101 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Cleavage Shots, but really there is but one thing to say: wow. Like, seriously – WOW.

We tasked our experts with accumulating the finest, most mind-blowing boob shots and they’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty. We’ve got every sort of cleavage imaginable in our gallery – real, fake, enormous, expensive, voluptuous, bizarre, bouncy – well, you get the picture.

A few of our favorite ladies are so boobalicious (yes, we said it) that we had to include extra photos of them in our gallery – we’ve got double doses of CoCo, Salma Hayek, Kim Kardashian and Aubrey O’Day, to name a few. Click below to celebrate one of the coolest parts of the human body in all its magical – and ridiculous – forms.

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