Britney Birthday

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Britney Spears’ Birthday Presents: A Fantasy Gift Guide

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Britney, we know we’ve been equal parts celebrating your birthday (and your 30 hottest looks and hair-volution) and taking the piss out of you (and your 30 worst looks and your cheese-tastic perfume commercials). But it’s all meant with love. To show you how much you mean to us, here is a list of all [...]

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Britney Spears Sells Smells: A Fragrance Commercial Retrospective

Today is Britney Spears’ 30th birthday! Rather than curling up in the fetal position and wondering where our youth went, we’re celebrating by reviewing the odd and amazing commercials for some of her fragrances. While the ads may err on the ridiculous side, they sell a s—ton of scents. According to trusty ol’ Wikipedia, her [...]

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Britney Spears’ 30 Hottest Looks For Her 30th Birthday

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We can’t believe it. We just can’t believe it. Britney Spears, the perpetual teen sensation, the girl burned into our brains as that sassy school girl who lit up TRL back in the day, the one who belted “Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman” is now very much a woman! That’s right, our beloved [...]

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Britney Spears’ 30 Worst Fashion Disasters

Britney Spears is turning the big 3-0 tomorrow, and in honor of her birth we decided to look back on her most insane, over-the-top and confounding fashion choices. The woman has never been boring, and we think that is an achievement worth celebrating. Even if it does sometimes get … out of hand. On a [...]

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Britney Spears’ Hair-volution: Blonde To Bald And Back Again

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It’s hard to believe that it has been 13 years since Britney Spears came into our lives. And yes, your math is correct, the not-that-innocent one turns 30 on Friday. Britney has always kept us on our toes when it comes to her look. Throughout the years we have seen her transform from a teenage [...]