Emily Browning is 22 years old. A spring chicken, if you must. We’re not saying she should drape herself in fuchsia or insane tribal prints, but we’re pretty sure a drab grey shouldn’t be her first choice of color. This outfit is so depressing in so many ways. Okay, so it’s Louis Vuitton and she’s [...]
It may be a gray and dreary day here in NYC, but things are HOT HOT HOT in Miami. Ice T‘s unfathomably-curvy trophy wife Coco slathered on some oil and hit the beach in what she calls her “micro mini swimsuit.” As slight patches of orange fabric worked their damnedest to conceal her bare essentials, [...]
Were you ever told you’d grow up to be the thing you hate? That’s something Miley Cyrus doesn’t have to worry about—she’s already there. While the Hannah Montana singer loves herself some Kurt Cobain, she has no fondness for any genre of music her own songs actually touch on. Miley hates country music, Miley hates [...]
First those golden granny panties, and now this. We know Lady Gaga has an image to maintain, but we doubt anyone would be offended if she threw on a pair of sweat pants during the trip to and from a car. This isn’t Gaga’s first cameltoe moment—and it probably won’t be the last. But there’s [...]
Was André Leon Talley behind this? Jennifer Hudson performed on the Today Show this morning wearing what may very well be the world’s most hideous pants. While “harem” pants may be hot on the runway, they have quite the opposite effect on bodies over 100lbs, creating the illusion of a 6-inch camel toe. Once we [...]
You are so beautiful to meeeeeOOHH MY GODDD!!! The Top 3 got two songs each last night on American Idol—first they had to sing the worst possible song the judges could think of, then they had to sing the crap they plan to peddle on us once they’re off the show. Naturally, the second song [...]
What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check [...]
What is camel toe, you ask? It’s “punani” gone awry, “yum yum” that just won’t cooperate, “coochie” in a state of defiance. Most embarrassingly, camel toe is visible for the whole world to see — usually due to overly tight jeans (Coco), hot pants (Brooke Hogan) or bad bathing attire (Rosie O’Donnell, cover thyself!). Why [...]