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by (@JordanRuntagh)

A Very Swyllenhaal Christmas?

It looks like the Anti-Speidi may have arrived. Rumors have been floating around for weeks that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are dating, and now America’s favorite theoretical couple are reportedly spending the holidays together. But wait, there’s more: the duo are allegedly making plans to spend the New Year in Paris. Did they buy the rights to their relationship from Nicholas Sparks?

“Everyone is happy for Jake,” a friend told Hollywood Life. “He finally came out of his rut. He took the breakup with Reese [Witherspoon] very hard and it’s taken him a long time to get over it. He dated in between, but no one has put a smile on his face like Taylor. He’s really on cloud nine. He’s a changed person. No one has struck his heart like Taylor.”

Apparently the two possible lovebirds were set up by Jake’s sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal. “Maggie and Taylor met at a charity event. Maggie thought Taylor was such a sweet girl with a good head on her shoulders…She seemed extremely grounded and very mature for her age. So, Maggie thought she’d be a great match for her brother. They are really perfect for each other. He’s in awe of her.”

He must be. That would explain why he shelled out $150,000 to fly his beloved to London for some quality time together. If you’re wondering what Taylor’s reaction to this looked like, it was probably something like this.

Sadly for Jake, T-Swift was nowhere in sight at a screening of his latest film, Love And Other Drugs last night in New York. So instead he had to settle for going with Anne Hathaway on his arm. Can’t win ‘em all, Jake. Oh wait, you just did. Check out the red carpet pics in the gallery below!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Go Apple Picking, Make Us Believe In True Love

Last weekend Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal celebrated fall and their new alleged-coupledom by going apple picking in upstate New York. This news caused our Fab Life Wholesome-o-Meter to explode, covering the office with marshmallows, sunshine, soda pop, and apple pie.

US Magazine reports that the pair left the city over the weekend for a quiet afternoon of apple picking and leaf peeping at Fishkill Farms in Hopewell Junction, NY. “They were walking through the trees, having fun together,” says in observer. “They looked happy. Some of the customers tried to take a photo of them, but they were hiding from them in the trees.” Jake reportedly even bought Taylor a bushel of apples. *BEEP BEEP BEEP* Oh my god, it’s the Wholesome-o-Meter again, get down!

Are we sure they’re not just filming one of Taylor’s new videos or something? This is more precious than a Norman Rockwell painting. Forget Disney, Taylor and Jake are the ones giving us unrealistic expectations about love. We suppose she’s earned a day of romantic happiness, what with all of the John Mayer ex-boyfriend drama. And Taylor Lautner. And Joe Jonas. And probably dozens more that we’ll hear about on her next CD. In fact, Taylor says bad relationships inspire her songs.

So if things go well with Jake, does that mean she’ll never write a song again? Hmmm, when you put it that way: guys, we wish you ALL the possible happiness in the world forever and ever! (Don’t screw this up, Jake. We’re all counting on you.)

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