Celeb Moms

by (@shalapitcher)

Charlize Theron, Jessica Simpson, Other Celeb Moms Totally Embarrassing Their Kids

We’re sometimes under the illusion that motherhood has a calming effect on celebrities, making them less interesting to gossips and paparazzi. And then we remember Britney Spears (and, like, our own mothers). Nope, moms are people too, and that means they are bound to make their kids want to disown them. And the children of celeb moms have it even worse than the rest of us. This weekend gave us so many examples of things that would have made us stomp into our rooms, put on the “Keep Out!” sign and write frantically in our diaries how we would be the first documented case of dying of embarrassment.

1. Jessica Simpson wore this denim, snakeskin-patterned, ruffled tent to her baby shower. And still insists she’s having only one little girl.

2. Kris Jenner posted a photo of herself naked and pregnant with Rob Kardashian on her blog to wish him a happy birthday on Saturday. “Happy 25th birthday to my wonderful, handsome son, Rob!! Rob, you are the best son a mother could ask for and you make me proud every day. I love you so much!!”
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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Ryan Gosling Brings His Mom To The Ides Of March Premiere, Makes Us Look Bad

OK, listen up Ryan Gosling. We speak for the dudes of the world when we say, stop making us look bad! It’s bad enough that our girlfriends are constantly disappointed that we don’t kiss like that stupid scene in The Notebook (and we’ve hurt our back trying). But lately you’ve been running around stopping fights and earthquakes, and taking your hot costars on wholesome dates to Disneyland. It’s all too much! And now you’ve brought your mom as your date to the Ides Of March premiere at the  Toronto Film Festival!? How the hell are we gonna compete with that!? It’s gonna make that cardigan we got our moms for Christmas look like a worthless piece of felt. Congrats, Donna Gosling. You have the best son in the world. There, we said it. You happy, Gosling!? Check out more adorability in the gallery below.

 

by (@hallekiefer)

Elisabetta Canalis “Down In The Dumps” Over Clooney, Says Her Mom

What would be worse then suddenly losing the love of your life plus your free ticket on any super yacht in the Northern Hemisphere? How about having all that happen, then having both of your parents talk to Vanity Fair about it?  Elisabetta Canalis break-up from George Clooney came two years after they started dating, and according to Elisabetta Canalis’ mom Bruna, her bambina “is very down in the dumps” about the split. As Mama Canalis tells Italian Vanity Fair. “I’ve spoken to her, and she is very sad, but these things happen.” Sometimes George Clooney dumps you, sometimes your mother tells the planet how you’re moping around your room in a filthy old bathrobe. These things happen.

Of course, it wouldn’t be that sad unless Elisabetta’s father Cesare Canalis also shared his thoughts on his adult daughter’s break-up, so of course he did. “He certainly would have made a good son-in-law,” Cesare said of Clooney. “But it’s my daughter who has to decide.” Padre Canalis’ comments suggest that George Clooney’s marriage phobia could have played a part in their split. The other factor? Having potential in-laws that share the intimate details of your personal life with Italian Vanity Fair.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Selena Says Justin “Passed The Test” When It Came To Her Mom

Obviously your mom is going to have high standards for anyone you date. So, if you have to date a charming, seemingly stable teenage millionaire to meet those specifications, just get over yourself and do it already. Luckily, Selena Gomez’s Leno interview last night (filmed right before Selena’s hospital visit last night) confirms that her parental unit is in full support of current boyfriend Justin Bieber. “He passed the test,” Gomez said demurely when asked what her mother thought of Justin. Considering all the smooching going on in recent Selena and Justin photos, that was probably a relief for her daughter to hear. You know who Mama Gomez probably wouldn’t pass? Selena’s fellow guest Jim Carrey, who’s question about her Teen Vogue cover shoot (“Do they make you vomit?”) was met with an emphatic No! You, sir, are no Biebs.

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Those Swingin’ Albas

Before stepping out at the American Music Awards, Jessica Alba had a play-date with daughter Honor Warren at a playground in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon. Momma showed baby the intricacies of swinging solo, while dressed in fabulous designer couture. It looks like she got the hang of it pretty fast. Maybe lesson two will include jumping off mid-flight! For more adorability, check the pics below!

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by (@hallekiefer)

Kendra Wilkinson Rages Against “Mom Pants”

If you had told us we would one day think Kendra from The Girls Next Door sounded like a raging feminist, we wouldn’t have believed you. But now that she is officially co-chair of the Hot Mommy Club, Kendra Wilkinson is angry about “mom pants,” and other stereotypes women feel pressured to fulfill once they pop out a baby. Expectations like, wearing a shirt that covers your areolas.

In a clip from her show, Kendra raves “Being a mom and everything, it’s hard. Everyone thinks I need to have a turtleneck shirt on and mom pants and act like a total a society robot … and that’s not me.” We, on the other hand, are really looking forward to a nice roomy pair of mom pants. Just let that waist pant ride up; who cares if our abdomens look gigantic? It’s all about comfort.

Explains Wilkinson, “I woke up and realized: Who am I living my life for? Like, I wanna live my life for me. That’s what I am going through right now. It’s time to see the world in your own eyes, not someone else’s eyes, you know?” And if Kendra’s eyes want to see her wearing a teeny tiny bikini while on a ski slope on the lastest cover of Playboy, then by god that’s what they’re going to see! And if everyone else’s eyes get to see that too? So much the better.

by (@JordanRuntagh)

A Baby Boy For Mariah Carey?

No, we’re not talking about Nick Cannon. Is Mariah Carey four months pregnant with her first child? That’s what the folks at Hollybaby.com are saying in an exclusive report. According to an insider, the diva and daddy Nick are expecting a baby boy this March.

Why has the Grammy winning singer kept quiet for so long? According to the source, “the reason she didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious.” Fertility drugs allegedly helped the couple conceive, causing Mariah’s much-reported weight gain earlier this year. The insider went on to say that the she is expected to make an official announcement during her appearances on The View and Oprah, where she’s promoting her upcoming Merry Christmas II You album.

Is this truth or just a ploy to get more people to watch Mariah on TV? Rumors have been circulating for months, and none have have been denied by the couple. In fact, they kinda sorta maybe possibly confirmed the pregnancy in August. After the Beyonce baby buzz proved premature last week, we can’t help but feel a tad bit skeptical. But we’ll keep our fingers crossed.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

No Baby Bump For Beyonce, Says Mom

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And no baby either, for that matter. It looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer to see Beyonce and husband Jay-Z morph into the coolest parents the world has ever known. Just hours after US Weekly reported that Jay-Z and Beyonce were expecting, photos surfaced showing a decidedly not bumpy Beyonce out and about in Miami.

Her mom Tina Knowles then appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show to deny the story that her eldest daughter is pregnant. “With all the rumors, by now I should have 5 or 6 grandkids!” And she’s right. There has been constant speculation about when the Destiny’s Child child is going to drop. Most recently in March a “rock solid source” said Beyonce was pregnant, a claim that also turned out to be false.

Yes, we’re sad.

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