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Noah Wyle Arrested During Protest, Just Like Old ER Buddy George Clooney

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The original dream team from ER still makes us go weak in the knees. The fact that they are, in real life, hot and politically conscious makes us want to fan ourselves. You remember how George Clooney was arrested last month in Washington D.C.? He was protesting the “violence committed by the government of Sudan [...]

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Amanda Bynes “Was Not Drunk” During DUI, Says Painfully Unhelpful Dad

Hoo boy. While we appreciate that Amanda Bynes‘s dad would wants defend his daughter following her DUI arrest last week, there is a reason dads are required by law to wait in the minivan while picking you up from the dance. “She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes told People this afternoon. “I was told that [...]

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Amanda Bynes: From All That To All This

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Our Good Friday has officially been ruined by the news that Amanda Bynes was arrested for driving under the influence and for side swiping a cop cruiser. Seriously, we’d expect this kind of thing from Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or even Britney Spears. But you, Amanda!? You broke our hearts. While other kids her age [...]

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Amanda Bynes Hits A Cop Car, Gets Busted For DUI

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Say it ain’t so! TMZ is reporting that our All That crush Amanda Bynes has been arrested for driving under the influence after she rammed a cop car early this morning. Yes, not just any car. A cop car. Damn, that’s bad. Like, “hitting-a-baby-stroller” level bad. The 26-year-old former Nickelodeon star was pulled over at [...]

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That ’70s Show Lisa Robin Kelly’s GMA Interview Is Heartbreaking

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If you were holding off on watching Lisa Robin Kelly‘s Good Morning America interview for fear that it would be too sad…you really hit the nail on the head this time. “My poor mother has to look at that picture of me,” the That ’70s Show star wept when confronted with her recent mugshot. “That [...]

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George Clooney Arrested In Washington DC

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First Russell Brand, and now this!? George Clooney has been arrested at a Washington DC protest concerning the crisis in Sudan. “They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children,” the actor’s rep told TMZ. “They were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country [...]

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Russell Brand’s Mugshot Says It All

We’re not sure if Russell Brand‘s alleged mugshot, posed by Splash News Online, conveys the message “Oh, not this again.” or “Thank god I got arrested on a day when my hair looks this good” or “Wait,…that Steve Jobs tweet was actually kind of rude, wasn’t it?,” but either way the comedian’s solemn expression does [...]

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Robin Thicke Busted For Pot Possession

In case you were wondering whether singer Robin Thicke‘s buttery smoothness was natural or herbally-enhanced…well, this doesn’t really clarify anything, does it? It does, however, shed light on what he does to relax, seeing as how cops busted the singer as he sparked up in a Cadillac Escalade on East 21st Street in Manhattan this [...]

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Cheer Up, Suge Knight! It’s Just An Arrest!

Suge Knight, it breaks our hearts to see you so completely bummed out like this. Things really aren’t so bad! So, according to TMZ, you got arrested last night in Las Vegas after making an “unsafe lane change” in your Bentley. And, okay, sure, the cops noticed that you had several warrants out for your [...]