Celebrity Babies

by Libby Keatinge

How Britney’s Dad Stole Christmas

Apparently Britney Spears‘ “jail sentence” of a life has spilled over into her holiday plans. According to Star, Brit had an elaborate Christmas card photo shoot planned with her boys Sean Preston and Jayden James. She wanted to rent “real reindeer and even buy fake snow” and shoot her and the boys in their own little winter wonderland. But when her conservator dad Jamie heard about the estimated $20,000 bill for the livestock and trucked-in snow, he axed the idea and suggested the pop star just put her babies in some Christmas sweaters and snap some shots with her digital camera instead.

Britney discusses the rules she is under in her new documentary, For the Record, set to air on MTV November 30th. “If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated,” the pop star says. “When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re not really listening.” [Source: Star; Photo: Getty Images]

by Libby Keatinge

Suri Cruise Is Hollywood’s Hottest Tot

Hollywood is full of celebrity toddlers, but who is the most powerful of them all? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ 2-year-old Suri beat out three Jolie-Pitt children, Cruz Beckham, and Sean Preston Federline to top Forbes‘ list of Hollywood’s Ten Hottest Tots. The list was based on a survey of press clippings and web presence for 50 plus star toddlers under 5. Suri topped the list by receiving more blog mentions than any other contender and being mentioned in 1,300 news articles. Check out the rest of the hot celebrity toddlers who rounded out the list in our gallery! [Source: Forbes.com; Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

by Becky Howard

Shocker: Angelina’s Breasts Are Not Perfect

Is there anything we don’t know about Angelina Jolie‘s boobs? We know how much Brad fancied their pregnant plumpness, and we’ve seen the pics of one of the Wondertwins being fed by the marvellous mammaries themselves (sorry). But apparently, she — and they — is not perfect! Angie’s now ‘fessed up how she couldn’t manage the twin trick of feeding them both at the same time. And stopped before the “perfect” date of six months! OMG!

“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,”‘ she told GM:TV presenter Fiona Phillips in an interview, referring to the “football hold”. “But it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time. I stopped by three months — it was about as much as I could do.”

We’d like to think, ha! Angie — you’re not so supermom after all! But we can’t, and actually like you even more for your frank admission. Damn it. Is there anything Ms Uncool can do to put us off her? Doesn’t seem it. [Photo: WireImage]

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by Lauren Olson (Deiman)

Cutest Kid Of ’08: Vote Now!

The contenders for Cutest Kiddie of 2008 range from newborn to toddler, but they’ve all inherited three things: money, fame and stellar genes. A rock star straight from the womb, Kingston Rossdale has become a child style icon, often seen in Converse and flannel; at two-years old, he’s pioneered the preschool grunge trend. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt hit the genetic jackpot, and the little blondie has upheld the world’s expectation to be one of the most beautiful children we’ve seen. While Suri Cruise‘s home life may be bizarre, the stylista toddler is never photographed looking anything but adorable. Valentina Pinault is constantly smiling in the arms of momma Salma Hayek. But honestly, if you were nuzzled against her all day … you’d be giddy too, right?

More categories. Vote now!

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Nicole Kidman Is Kinda Obsessed With Her Kid

Never mind that she has two children from her first marriage to Tom Cruise. Nicole Kidman hardly remembers those kids, as she’s just oh-so obsessed with her new baby, Sunday Rose! She gushed to USA Today about the joys of being a mom, again:

“The baby comes wherever I go, and I just like looking at her, watching her breathe. I stand over her crib and watch her breathe. It’s pathetic. My mum says I’m over-bonded. I don’t care. I’m just very bonded right now.”

It’s no wonder we never see Connor or Isabella chilling down under with their botox-loving mother. She seems to have forgotten all about them! Funny, she reminds of us another new mother – with short brown hair and a Broadway play – who’s way too into her kid. Think Suri and Sunday should have a play date?  [Photo: GettyImages]

by Libby Keatinge

Rebecca Romijn To Name Her Baby After Dolly Parton

Rebecca Romijn, currently pregnant with twins, isn’t uttering celebrity favored descriptions of pregnancy like, “I feel the most beautiful I have in my entire life.” No, the Ugly Betty star feels differently. “I can’t move right now. I’m a beached whale,” she tells Page Six Magazine.  She also has a fear of saggy boobs. “I have not been without a bra this entire pregnancy. I refuse. I’m not taking any chances. I’m determined to keep the puppies up!” she says.

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by Libby Keatinge

Brad Pitt: Pax Peed On The Timeout Chair

Brad Pitt and Oprah Winfrey sat down for a little chit chat about his new movie, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, and of course the conversation turned to Angelina Jolie and their six children. Oprah asked Brad if he is the happiest he’s ever been, and Brad replied “Dare I say,”  to which O says, “Dare I see.” Brad also goes on to describe their six kids as “the funniest people.” What ever do they do that is so funny?

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by Becky Howard

Spice Mamas Baby Club Gets Very Intimate Indeed

While British chat show host Paul O’Grady takes a break, a series of celebrity guest presenters are standing in for him, and Melanie B took her turn yesterday evening — and made things a lot easier for herself by interviewing her ex-bandmate Melanie C. The conversation turned quickly to babies — Mel C’s five months gone — and a somewhat disturbing revelation that one obstetrician has delivered all past Spice babies (seven at the last count) and was desperate to make it a full house, so to speak.

“I remember seeing him at [Geri's daughter] Bluebell’s christening, and he said, you know, I’ll be retiring soon so you’d best get a move on because I want the full set. I was like, cheeky! So I’m not with him, I’m with one of his colleagues,” Mel C said.

We don’t blame you. Having your showbiz uterus being coveted can’t be a comforting conversation at the best of times.

Oh, and on the same show, Kim Cattrall confirmed there will definitely be another Sex and the City film. But as it grossed $401 million, that was never really up for debate, was it? [Photo: Getty Images]

by Becky Howard

Paris Hilton Unconvincingly Tries Victim Line Again

About once a year, Paris Hilton seems to make a half-assed attempt to insist that she is a misunderstood, gentle, delicate flower, and the image of her as a vacuous, superficial talentless party girl is UNTRUE (just because she spends 85% of her life pouting and dancing on tables doesn’t mean she isn’t really really INTELLIGENT and DEEP, you know!)

And here we are again. Now Paris has “revealed” to a newspaper that like, she’s totally like, been used by mean guys, and like, all she really wants to do is get married and have kids.

“Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex — but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people,” she told the News of the World. “After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me. And that made things really difficult … I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids. I want three or four.”

Our heart bleeds for poor Paris — but didn’t she threaten promise to have kids years ago? And we’re sure that she wouldn’t embark on having a family before she completes that charity mission to Rwanda . We wouldn’t think any less of you, love. [Photo: Splash News Online]

by Libby Keatinge

Parents Warn Miley: Don’t End Up Like Jamie-Lynn!

Miley Cyrus‘ parents Billy Ray and Tish have been warning their 15-year-old daughter to be careful with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston and not end up a teenage mother like Jamie-Lynn Spears. Following a recent awkward moment when Billy Ray ran into his teenage daughter making out with her underwear model boyfriend, Dad had a serious talk with Miley. “I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something were to happen,” Billy Ray allegedly told a friend. “I think I made an impression on her – at least, I hope so.”

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