Celebrity Babies

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Jessica Alba Heads South Of The Border

Jessica Alba looks fierce in a white bikini while toting baby Honor Marie Warren in Los Cabos, Mexico. The Fantastic Four star, who gave birth just over three months ago, vacationed in the Mexican resort town with husband Cash Warren and some pals. The group hung out in their private jacuzzi and played football on the beach. Check out our gallery of Jessica’s Mexican vacation.

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Pregnant Naomi Watts Flips Out On The Paps

Naomi Watts has a history of lashing out at paparazzi, and it doesn’t look like pregnancy’s made her any less irritable. X17‘s video shows the King Kong star getting so annoyed on Tuesday that she grabbed a camera and screamed “What the f*ck do you think you are doing?” The pap whines and another asks if she’s pulling a Kanye, but it’s hard to plea for sympathy when you’re hounding a lady full of baby.

Despite the drama, Watts was out and about the next day, walking her son Alexander (in a stroller) and enjoying a nice day. Maybe it was the dudes zooming around her in tight corners that set her off. Keep that respectful distance, guys! Baby on board!

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Kate Moss’ Daughter: Sniffing Just Like Mom

When it comes to Kate Mosspenchant for sniffing, it appears the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Kate reveals her five-year-old daughter Lila Grace also has taken a liking to inhaling – gasoline! While Kate was promoting her new fragrance Velvet Hour, the former Calvin Klein model revealed that she holds the door open for young Lila when she is filling up the tank, so that the tot can stick out her snout and get a nice big whiff of gasoline. Kate told The Sun, “I’ve heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world — maybe that’s something to study for my next fragrance.”[Source:The Sun; Photo:Getty]

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Keira Knightley Talks Babies, Makes Co-Star Wear Diaper

It’s kind of surprising that Keira Knightley is stuck in period films when her sense of humor seems pretty damn modern. The star of The Duchess, frustrated by discussions of her weight, may have gotten a little too flip for some people when she suggested how she could deal with people’s suspicions: “That’s a good reason to have a kid. They won’t say I’m anorexic any more. Shit, I’ve got to have a child.” Despite the irreverence inherent in “that’s a good reason to have a kid,” the quote is being reported in the most humorless manner possible.

Further evidence of her comic viciousness can be found in co-star Dominic Cooper’s description of how Knightley got him to wear a diaper during their love scenes in The Duchess.

I knew there was a scene in which I had to get naked. It wasn’t gratuitous, but still quite overwhelming. There were a series of devices I was offered to wear which protect my bits. And I gave Keira the choice in a very gentlemanly way, ‘You can chose either the furry soft, the pink diaper or the Spandex.’…She chose the diaper because she wanted to humiliate me. She laughed and laughed and laughed.

Or maybe she’s so baby-minded that she wanted to dry hump a dude wearing a diaper! Watch out Rupert Friend! Your girlfriend might go Naomi Campbell on you.

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Usher Makes Love – And More Babies

You know all that love making in the club? Well it’s paying off for Usher and his wife Tameka Foster, who are supposedly expecting their second kid, after giving birth to son Usher (the fifth!) just eleven months ago. They have yet to confirm the news (though an anonymous source is telling the world), but here’s the alleged proof we can go on:

  • Usher is more desperate for babies than Jennifer Aniston, telling People last month, “I’d hate to be 80 years old and not be able to run with my kids. I need to still be able to do flips when they’re in high school!”
  • His wife wore a pregnant lady dress at his September 4th concert (seen in the pic above), which a source described as “very deceiving.” She’s gotta be hiding something, right?

So there you have it folks! Who needs confirmation from the parents when you’ve got evidence like that!  [People. Photo: Getty Images]

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Scandalist Gossip Break: Mamas, Big and Lil’

Best Week Ever searches for the method behind Lil’ Mama fashion madness. [Bestweekever.tv]

Minnie Driver just had a kid, but she won’t say who the daddy is. If he was famous, we’d probably have heard about it by now. [People]

Matt Damon said “At a certain point it becomes difficult to look at other children and not see your own…” at the Toronto Film Festival while checking out the African Children’s Choir. Minnie might hold you to that, dude. [Popsugar]

Jerry O’Connell apologized for calling wife Rebecca Romijn “huge.” He meant “more pregnant ass for me to love.” [Holy Taco]

Howard Stern is auctioning off a 22-year-old girl’s virginity. Caveat: she won’t necessarily screw the highest bidder. So really, it’s just an expensive reality dating show. [NY Daily News]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Nicole Richie: Earth Mother

Nicole Richie‘s fashion choices have been moving towards the free and flowery of late, but yesterday she looked like she was off to Monterey Pop. First she spent the day in midtown NYC, wearing loose tie-dye and bleached out cut-offs. Even daughter Harlow—who couldn’t be cuter—got in the mood with a flower print dress. Then mom stepped off to Fashion Week, where she replaced her hippie braids with a sequined headband that failed to distract from her drab white tank-top and fake leather tulip skirt (which may have once been a beanbag). It was very Helter Skelter meets Xanadu, and very wrong. Maybe her taste (if we can call it that) for Cali retro will inspire Good Charlotte to record a freak folk album. [Photos: Splash News Online; Getty Images]

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Naomi Campbell Wants A Baby Now!

With her egomania and bursts of criminal violence, few people have thought to consider the idea of 38-year-old Naomi Campbell birthing a child. Now Campbell is claiming that her once-alleged cyst surgery in March was actually a procedure to make her fertile. “Now I can have a child I would like one,” says Campbell. “I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.”

Wait a sec, “without a father”? We thought she was dating Russian billionaire Vladislav Doronin! They were just at the U.S. Open together this weekend! Sounds like Vlad may not be enthusiastic about spawning a heir. Don’t worry, Naomi. Even if you wind up working the turkey baster, we’re sure Clay Aiken has a cup of spunk you can borrow. [Starpulse]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Is Lindsay Lohan Preparing For MILFhood?

News Of The World says that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are looking into putting a bun in LiLo’s oven, and that they might ask one of her ex-boyfriends to supply the seed. “She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out,” says the source. “They don’t want to adopt.” If this is true, will they be asking Wilmer Valderrama or Jared Leto to spunk in a cup or will one lucky bachelor get some ex sex out of this? Maybe this is all just Lindsay’s way to get some D on the side. “Well, I’m still not pregnant, Sam! Guess we’ll try Calum Best next.” “Oi!” [News Of The World]

[Photo: WireImage]

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At B-Day Bash For Baby Beckham, Beautiful People Only, Please

Victoria Beckham put together an A-list, superhero-themed bash for son Romeo‘s 6th birthday at Universal Studios on Thursday. Of course, Posh dressed appropriately for the kid friendly star-studded event in a mini dress and designer stilettos.

Everyone in Hollywood was there with their celebrity spawn from supermodel Heidi Klum to rocker dad Gavin Rossdale minus new mom Gwen Stefani. The guest list was missing a few Beckham standards like Will Smith‘s brood and Katie Holmes‘ mini me, Suri. Suri was too busy taking a very petite bite out of the big apple, while her mom rehearses for All My Sons on Broadway.

Good thing their dad, David, didn’t show up because the world couldn’t of handled that many beautiful people in one place at one time. [Photo: INF Daily]